What would a Russian do in this situation?
What would a Russian do in this situation?
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Nathan Young
You should be asking yourself that, leaf.
Grayson Hughes
tell you to pick up the can
Ayden Davis
Russians are weak little cock sucking bitches that loves being told what to do and being ruled over by tyrants and elites for over 200 years.
They will pick up the can no matter how many times it drops and never revolt for their freedom.
Lincoln Taylor
>turn can into blue gravity gun using russian engineering and also a broken rubber band
>fling that cop into the sky
Jacob Kelly
squat on bin
Luis Rivera
HALF LIFE ALYX
GREAT FUCKIN' GAME
Played that game twice stoned.
Amazing game.
WHY NO ONE BUYING VR HEADSETS?? Zuckerberg's Rift is pretty tits. Or did Zuck's autism turn too many people away from potential business aspects?
Dominic Bennett
Jan 6 was a total failure.
Brody Turner
Bad bot: off topic.
Logan Fisher
Go to pick up the can but run out of fuel halfway there.
Anthony White
They'd pick up the can and then get sent to the gulag anyway.
Ethan Johnson
>WHY NO ONE BUYING VR HEADSETS??
Because they are expensive and there's like two games worth playing.
Grayson Lopez
Normies don't play video games.
Jayden Rogers
1) Pick up can with grav gun
2) Point at head
3) Let her rip
4) Enjoy lulz
Carter Roberts
Brody Lee
VR headsets cost 500$ or so.
PC rigs cost 3000$.
But the VR headsets are too expensive and need to be given up on?
Carson Anderson
obey like a true homo sovieticus
Josiah Stewart
>you must have a Facebook account to use the headset
Therein lies the rub
Dominic Phillips
The only good game for the 500 dollar standalone sets is blade and sorcery, and eventually that gets old. I think the technology is solid and has a lot of potential but no one is doing anything that interesting with it
Thomas White
Throw it at his head, and have it bump off , then land in the can. that's what I did.
Lincoln Butler
I would obey to live another day
I will chimp out eventually and blow my brains out and take some fuckers with me, trade my life for as much damage as I could inflict, but I wouldn't do it for naught.
Ain't dying in a torture chamber with no chance of retaliation.
Christian Phillips
Does he hit you still or does him walking away trigger from the can going in first?
Samuel Morris
I would pick up the can and then proceed to fight as a part of human rebellion and eventually end up destroying the citadel, maybe fuck Alyx in between.
Xavier Torres
game was mediocre and the retcon destroyed the whole series. even reminding me that game exists fills me with anger. not even going to stay in this thread and listen to your shit.
Levi Williams
I will be fight with my rainbow flag and start suck cocks
Jonathan Barnes
>the retcon
Oh my. What did they undo?
Adam Rogers
bend over and offer his anus
Camden Long
Are you sure? It doesn't look that different now.
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Zachary Parker
Get on his knees, insert the can inside his rectum and cry out “Combine is cool”.
Evan Jackson
чики-бpики
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