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The Mirror: Russian bomber tells Vladimir Putin 'stop, we have already lost war' in Ukraine.
mirror.co.uk/news/russian-bomber-tells-vladimir-putin-26454839

The Times: Putin wipes out entire Ukrainian city of Volnovakha.
thetimes.co.uk/article/putin-wipes-out-entire-ukrainian-city-of-volnovakha-b28k0lwh7

The Independent: What happens to Russian mega yachts once they are seized?.
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/russian-oligarchs-yachts-superyachts-seized-b2034546.html

Liverpool Echo: Body found in flat after 'serious' fire.
liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/body-found-flat-after-serious-23372465

Metro.co.uk: Biggest mass execution in Saudi Arabia's history sees 81 men killed in one day.
metro.co.uk/2022/03/12/biggest-mass-execution-in-saudi-arabias-history-sees-81-men-killed-in-one-day-16265025/
The Telegraph: Warsaw warns it 'can't take any more' Ukrainian refugees as exodus mounts.
telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/03/12/poland-says-cant-take-ukrainian-refugees-asks-international/

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youtube.com/watch?v=-I3qREbKqLw
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Oh dear brits don't concour us again

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>Russia exports oil
>Russia invades Ukraine
>Sanction Russia
>Gas prices go through the roof
>Iran exports oil
>Iran bombs American consulate
>...

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We're not here to destroy
We are here to employ

We have come to make you function
So we can eat at our functions

We are the meninblack
We are the meninblack
We are the meninblack

Information can destroy
So we'll treat you just like toys

Healthy livestock so we can eat
Human flesh is porky meat hee hee heeeeeeeeeeeeeee ...

Is that her real photo? Where can I find the original

Need to raise taxes to house more immigrants

Sky News: Ukraine war: Russia targets Peppa Pig in retaliation for sanctions - amid battle over cartoon character's trademark.
news.sky.com/story/ukraine-war-russia-targets-peppa-pig-in-retaliation-for-sanctions-amid-battle-over-cartoon-characters-trademark-12564846

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1st for Sandi Toksvig getting the diversity and inclusions kicked out of her by a state mandated house nazi

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which one of you talented fuckers shooped that?
very impressive
next time, use those skills for someone who isn't a fat bitch tho pls.

If Russia is clearly a shit enemy then they might as well be a better ally.
Half the country is European anyway, it would not take much for them to integrate.

Not long until the killing blow of the 2021 census is out lads.

Its over user was right.

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Can @basedbrincel please tweet these Sandi Toksvig posts? I'm fucking howling at

Just got my results back. Am I allowed to stay here?

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they'll massage or censor the results

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Original pic without the British version of fucking mitten squad in the way?

Was she ever funny? I can't think of her ever making me laugh.
Maybe its funny for women, like jo brand.

>Italian
Go back

Please post PATEL NAKED SIR sex sex sex milk

a chicken in every pot, a (electric) car in every garage and neo nazi in every home. inshallah.

Bump for pic without bald faggot in the way

Actual pic

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go and google some of your other jewish porn you pigshit amerifat

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cor, wish she'd massage my results

>"We urge the government to take faster, more decisive action and welcome neonazi refugees #withopenarms." said Sandy.

Actual pic..

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>fix my bob please

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I fucking hate it when i dont realise threads dead, so fuck it, reposting

>welcome, im a lesbian btw, and what unit did you fight with before you were invalided, sergei?
>spasiba, no neck pidor woman sandi. Here is to beings photo of me with my comrade vlodymyr "mengele" khokol. Do yuo keep power tools in the house?

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BAME MPs and commentators will react to the results by saying "this is good news, but more still needs to be done"

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women comedians by definition aren't funny, and only exist to fill time on panel shows

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>Using google for porn
Nigel give me a bit of credit I use Yahoo.

No, Stephen Fry was already irreplaceable but they could have done better than her

we laugh but if gladio has taught us anything it's that useful idiot nazis get used by libshits as useful bagmen. they'll be redocrating her house and meekly doing the cooking before the end of week

youtube.com/watch?v=-I3qREbKqLw
forever relevant

>washed sheets and duvet cover and mattress flipped
>hoovered and dusted
>chilli in the slow cooker

comfy af rn lads

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>LOAD IT, he demanded again
>It was at this point Sandi regretted her act of opening arms

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i'm already visioning the endless stream of FBPE--tier twitter accounts and blueticks bombarding us with "Britain is getting even more diverse, isn't this wonderful!"

>London's BAME population of 40.2 per cent

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should have her son taken off her tbqh
>Why are you taking my child away?
>Because you're a disgusting slag.

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#Enough

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It's always nice plonking yourself down on the sofa after a good hour or so cleaning the house.

is the lad that was asking about pip this morning still on?
didn't mean to blank him
went out

Meh I kinda thirsting for a well built Italic moma

>A court has ruled that the cartoon character's trademarks can be used by Russian businesses without punishment

NOT THE HECKIN PROPERTY RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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are fashy sonnerand edit kosher now? can some young toryboy group post them? you now, for like ukraine or some shit

Seizure inducing
Reported

>implying Italian is worse then Jewish
Triangle

thankfully that's not grounds for the removal of a child, or you'd be an orphan

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Looks like imma have to up my steal groceries game to make up for the increased costs of every aspect of my life being squeezed dry by this shitty government soon

joan rivers could be funny..others pfff boring crap.

roll

She isn’t funny, people laugh out of politeness or because it takes so long to deliver it would be awkward not to laugh

They're all shit what are rolling for

I get banned from stuff quite often for having a sonnengrad as me cover photo or profile pic

Based Turk

was hoping for the one on the far left

Unlucky

>slow cooker
You sound like a working class mong. I bet you thought it would be a great "investment", how you would wake up to a warm, healthy breakfast to start off your long day. Maybe, you even had a couple of thoughts about all the other nifty little uses you could find for the thing, how it would help you cook healthier meals in general, shed a couple of pounds off the old gut, boost your confidence around work and with the ladies. Yeah, maybe that slow cooker would start your life cooking again, wouldn't it? I can see your strained hands holding the box and reading through it carefully at the shop. A little bit pricey, but you're the type of bloke who thinks everything is more than you can spend, aren't you? And look what happened to you. Look what the slow cooker did to you. Fucked you over, and made you clean it like a useless cretin. You don't even fucking like porridge. What a cretin, you've been repeating those three words your whole life, haven't you. Yeah, how was work after that chad beat you in a fight? I bet it was on your mind the whole day, you probably didn't say shit to anyone. Can't be telling people about your mistakes. How your little fix yourself plan, failed you. Don't want people to start thinking you're the failure. You're the cretin, all along. You don't want that do you? You don't want to be the cretin everybody secretly whispers about, do you? Was your father a cretin like you? I bet he never had a slow cooker. He had a woman, a house, a damn good job. I bet it's slowly cooking you alive, isn't it. Comparing yourself to him. How one day when all the steam runs our of your life, you'll discover how you're nothing more than burnt compost to be scrapped off and thrown in the bin.

she is definitely mentally ill judging by some of her twitter videos I've seen. I bet if the other parents knew what she does for a living they wouldn't want her even near the school.

god i wanna eat her ass

You're fucking with me aren't you

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I was waiting for this

Whats the origin of this pasta?

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classic

I always take two of anything I buy through a self-checkout. The way I see it, I am owed 2 for the tax I am paying.

The other half hates her
Won't watch anything she's in
I think laughing at cripples is part of the joy they bring to the world

What a unit

nah she's norty

I saw that tweet last night about the boyfriend bringing her cum to drink in hospital, I thought it was a joke by some random bloke, I didn't realise she'd actually said it herself
comedy gold in the replies
twitter.com/Smfak8/status/1502425520440590337

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dunno, but i modified it to remove yank terms and sussex.

you sound like a paki pretending to be human

Pretty pneumatic right lad?

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Iranian

>sonnengrad

3-8 will do me fine

it's pasta, you melt

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Wahey!!

about to start cleaning myself, feels good after a week of being a slob and drinking every other night

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Sleepy Joe needs to give the order to take out the Putin

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>sonnerand

will girls be allowed to kiss in the ethnostate?

lmao we've done each other

"part of the performance"
i welcome nuclear hellfire

no put post info anyway. you will.