YOU WILL COOM IN ZE POD

Collapse is very close, you can practically smell the Happening at this point.

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I wonder why

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Did you miss the red panda movie threads?

>just open pod door enough to cum outside
>cum a bucket load on the wall and ground next to pod
>close pod door

clean it up jannie

So, this is the future, science is truly a marvel

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No, at best you are fucking retarded and should be beat. At worst you aren't and should be beaten until you are.

this is what your future technology is used for

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dial 8 satan loving faggot

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>
All these comments are made by ultra christian right-wing no-fap idiots who unironically make and post in Any Forums threads claiming that if they can hold their cum in for extended periods of time they'll get superpowers.

Just keep that in mind.

Why don't they keep some whores on location?

The absolute state of you.

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>VR headsets
No thanks. They won't like the shit I'm into anyways.

It's all so tiresome.

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>tfw I have such a vivid imagination that I don't need anything at all to masturbate

I can get hard and jerk off to the thoughts of my own head.

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dude this is not real
thats a set off star trek

as long as the masturbation machine never stops

>volcels can't meme

why don't you faggots, like, do it in the toilet?

I bet you can't even bring your own folder to enjoy your furry incest comics in peace and have to watch state approved 3DPD

good job, user.
we gotta look out for eachother.
make sure no horror goes unwitnessed.

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No way I'd do that. You know they got cams in there to record you and put on porn sites.

>Someone will have the job to clean those "creative juices" away after every session in the goonpods.

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Who doesn't want to live in this lovely abode?

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how dysfunctional does your dick need to be to take 30 minutes to cum?

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I simply call it "working from home"

>no vr headset
>no vibration bed
>no full body sensory amplification
>no holodeck styling
ngmi

"clean it up jannie"
"lick it up coomie"

Why not just fuck at work then?

30 minutes won't be enough time for me to get the job done.

>literally go in there with the cute receptionist during lunch break and fuck up her pointy stick hair bun and glasses in that mini skirt

we have a bed in my office, but it’s more for emergencies than fapping. that article is clickbait

this, or just provide onaholes
it's not
>stripchat.com/blog/wank-pods-to-become-a-new-work-perk-for-stripchat/

I usually coom only after an 8 hour edging session.

Based

if it was for home use it'd be comfy desu

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the picture they use for the article isn't the way they describe the actual pod, which they describe a giant ball with a comfortable chair inside.

>VR headsets
Can I just get an anime sexdoll instead?

>iflscience.com/technology/company-offers-employees-pods-to-masturbate-in-complete-with-vr-headsets/

it's literally a porno company. This is just a way to get free advertising

yeah i retract all my comments.

this sucks.

where do you ice the champaign for your midday co-worker threesome?

>Senior writer for I Fucking Love Science

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I was on your side, but now lets say Im a lot less on your side

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Bought two of these, one for the men's locker room, one for the woman's locker room for our Spa. They were supposed to be a test to see if I didn't want to add four to each facility to compliment the Spa.
So basically, my employees use them for sex. I don't think anyone has ever used one for the intended use.
tl;dr - these are not what you want in your office/etc... due to misuse.