Alexander the Great

How would he fight the war in Ukraine?
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He'd fight head on and after he's done there, he'd set eyes on reaching Magadan

Win easily, get dabbed on by Diogenes and move on to the next war

Diogenese is busy jerking off to stray dogs

God I wish that were me

here have my giant empty pot greekbro

>Alexander invades Ukraine
>Starts LARPing as a Ukranian
>Alienates all his men by forcing them to LARP as Ukrainians and perching tolerance and multiculturalism in a vain attempt to hold his empire together, effectively rendering the whole thing pretty pointless if you are one of the people being alienated

Alexander is a meme and his empire building was proto-globohomo

hi kike chink, did your small hatted grandparents help mao set up communism in china?

Hello historylet, I'm objectively correct

The real nuance is that Alexander was powerful but crazy, his generals were shittier than him but were right in their bigotry. If Alexander saw himself as more of an ethnarch and less of a living god, we'd have Greeks in Vietnam today

Lead from the front and die

based and leader pilled

>HURRO HISTORYRET. IM OBJECTiVERY CORREC

That was the difference between Alexander and Justin kek

Julian*

He’d attempt to harry the tank columns with horse archers before they and all of his phalanges are blown to bits from rockets and jets. Total annihilation of the Macedonian army by the modern Russians

sorry based user. maybe I wasnt clear, I meant alexander would (obviously so i thought) be invading jew kike globohomo corrupt ukraine

I should be accusing you of being a chink commie for your support of a meme leader who killed thousands of his own people waging war on an easy target for litterally no reason but to stroke his own ego, even taking credit that was largely owed to his father, before dying and watching the whole project fall apart instantly

>dying
>watching
pick one kike chink

Ok, now THIS is epic

Alexander undoubtedly would’ve been in favor of some form of rushing blitzkrieg tactic. Perhaps tank columns heading swiftly from the left flank with infrantry jumping off at intervals and taking up strategic positions. He’s also be using Javelins and RPGs a shit ton.