How many of you faggots were young before the internet took hold? I am not yet 40, and I feel like a dinosaur, some black and white relic. I used to use payphones and dial sex numbers like 1800 HOT TITS just to hear the free intro. Why'd your mom charge so much to breathe all gross and drone on and on about her crummy taint and bunghole?
I have watched the internet lead my beloved species into collective autism
Henry Butler
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Ryder Smith
Hunter Powell
Kids born in the late 80s to early 90s grew up knowing a world which didn't evolve around the internet too much. By the time the internet was normalized and not considered a place for "nerds and geeks" I was old enough to see the social dynamics change in how we communicate to each other and the behaviour change and honestly now that i'm 30 I think the internet was a massive mistake and I should make it my life goal to permanently disconnect the internet from human access, even if it means death as the only option.
Jaxson Parker
Growing up, I once printed a porno pic from the Internet to wank to in my room. My mom ended up finding it and embarrassed me with it in front of my friends kek. These kids will never know.
t. ‘85fag
Christian Murphy
Best thread up rn
Evan Myers
1981 here. I miss the early internet so bad.
Jack Jenkins
I did the same but I felt shame and guilt and burned it with a lighter after.
Zachary Jones
Fuck niggers KKK
Logan Evans
My mum had one of those printers than produced colour so I decided to copy prints of money I had and use it at the school cafeteria.
I got busted for it and ended up having an entire team of some of the highest positioned people in my school and a couple of police officers lecture me on the seriousness of what I did. Parents got involved and everything.
Brayden Turner
I know what it was like. I had an ink-jet print out of a porn pic that I sealed in a layer of scotch tape so I could wank in the shower with it. That was the best I had until I found a subscription card for Club magazine on the side of the road with a chick on all fours spreading her pussy.
Owen Fisher
The beginning eerie sirens on this video remind me of the early internet for some reason, youtube.com
Xavier Evans
I doubt any of them could explain how it was any different than the government. Pretty fucking based.
Ethan Hernandez
so many casualties, and mounting
Caleb Reyes
1982. I met a girl in a CBS Sports chat room, made sexy talk to her on ICQ and got her physically mail me pictures of her to my house. That was pretty much the pinnacle of my pimping abilities.
Parker Hernandez
>those days playing Goldeneye all night long with your friends will never come back
Nolan Baker
>and bunghole?
OP used to watch beavis and butthead on MTV during the 90's
Logan Gomez
All I can remember was I would be charged with some 6 digit figure fine and 10-15 years jail time etc..
Was pretty shit. They made me do this after school detention shit where I had to clean the gum from under desks and vacuum the classrooms.
Jeremiah Bell
Anything with a screen was for nerds and girls thought it was dumb.
Good times
Camden Wood
>getting your drivers license and having no cell phone, leaving the house and just rolling around like a retarded adult with no money or responsibility, complete freedom and autonomy
Ryan Jackson
Makes me think of the old show "In Search Of", for some reason.
Jordan Butler
I own that game and even if I play it it doesn't have the same vibe because all my friends now sit on their computers on that discord shit playing league of legends and other new age shit.
I miss the times where we would meet at one of their houses and play 4 player super smash bros or golden eye and alike.
The N64 was truly the greatest console to have ever existed. But I guess as the saying goes.. all great things eventually come to an end. Nothing stays the same forever.
Samuel Jones
I hate how geek and nerd shit is mainstream now to the point whores pretend to play a videogame while showing their tits and make huge amounts of money. Growing up I was ridiculed by most girls for being into videogames or geek shit. Now every other woman pretends theyre into videogames or superhero comic shit just to fit in.
Andrew James
>riding bikes for hours was fun and entertaining
>kids had personalities, not just preprogrammed meme responses
>there was an expectation of privacy and independence, you could just be a kid and make mistakes and do dumb shit and no one would find out, it couldn’t hang to you publicly for the rest of your life
>you felt things would just keep getting better
>you felt optimistic about adulthood
>race and politics hadn’t permeated every aspect of life
>you believed you would be able to just life your life
>you never imagined a state religion would be implemented mandating the worship of criminal niggers, AIDS ridden fags, trannies, and Jews
William Lewis
I first got online at 23. I'm 51 now. I have a house full of books and 90% of them were bought before the internet took over my reading. I feel as if I lived through the invention of the printing press or some other seismic social shift, it's strange having a foot in both worlds
Austin Gonzalez
My friend's friend's dad had playboys and penthouses. We'd share copies by transferring them on the golf course in our golf bags. Same goes for the 1 or 2 VHS pornos that we had.
I honestly glad I didn't grow up with instant HD porn.
Kayden Turner
Yeah, I know that feel. The first time I played a videogame online vs other people was Age of Empires 2, and I thought it was amazing. Then as the years went by and more videogames and internet became accessible to everyone you realize it's not exactly that much fun when a lot of online gamers act like cunts. Maybe because I was pretty much like 20 by the time online gaming was commonplace, but who knows.
Last time I sort of relieved playing with friends on a same room and screen was Smash Ultimate, but it just didn't feel the same. Maybe because I'm a 30 something year old boomer playing with younger guys but who knows. Sucks getting old and losing interest and energy in shit.
Juan Peterson
persnaly i think it was the work culture, ask why peopel have kids?
if your going to work
why adress foride in the watter or lack of iodine (it was put in salt ti fuck you)
all that you see is becuse a stone age king had a slave army and no one could compete so they joined taht idia
NOW you hvae negative blood FREAKS everywhere and they ingect alien DNA in children FUCK