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▶Latest >Russians allegedly set up a logistics base in Chernobyl >Powerful explosions heard in the area of Bucha, Irpin, Gostomel and Vorzel in the Kiev direction. >Kiev will only be conquered if Russia razes it to the ground - Zelensky >Berdyansk, Kherson, Irpin, and Energodar have fallen - Mariupol, Chernihov, Kharkov surrounded or besieged >Airfield in Lutsk heavily bombarded >Pentagon says serious advance of Russian troops toward Kiev over last 24 hours >Chinese drone producer DJI Global uses proprietary software to reduce Ukrainian drone capabilities >Mayor of Ukrainian city Melitopol captured by Russian forces >Ukrainian drone crashed in Zagreb >Russia trying to evacuate Izium, DPR took Volnovakha >Putin accepts Shoigu proposal; instructed to help all willing volunteers to get to the war zone in Ukraine. >US funded biolabs did research into Bat coronavirus, Russian MoD says >Psaki spergs out over biolabs, writes seething novella on Twitter, schitzoposters vindicated >Zelensky signs law allowing all civilians to carry weapons of war & use them against Russian soldiers >US gas prices hit $4.25/gal and climbing, an all time high >Ukrop 93rd mechanized attacks east of Dnipropetrovsk, losing 250 soldiers and 18 combat vehicles >Biden's oil requests snubbed by Saudis, UAE, OPEC >US demanding “part or whole” of Venezuela oil production to ease sanctions on Maduro >China demands the US release more details regarding the 26 US-backed bio labs in Ukraine ASAP
>Ukranian Tank Ambush - FULL - NO CUTS NO EDITS - EXTREME - SUPER RAW files.catbox.moe/0qz2hp.webm (New) RAW >RAW FOOTAGE - 18+ - NO SHILLS - NO JANNY - NO UNCLEAN TRANSMEN
Putin has gone batshit insane and has episodes hours long where he thinks he is characters from Russian history (including doing female falsetto voices), he is particularly inclined to being Elizabeth the first of Russia and then crying over the people he has poisoned and talking about pretty shoes.. Who then had a phase of arresting anyone who made eye contact with him afterwards and has fits of crying and moaning about memory loss and the positions of paperclips on his desk. It would be funny if he did not invade Ukraine and threaten nuclear war because he has decided pixies and gnomes are real because he took too much psychedelic with his minister of defense in a 'shamanic' ritual. Russia is achieving Dr. Strangeglove all on its own with a leader who believes gnomes and pixies are real and are waging a war against Russia from Ukraine using 'magic dust' and riding bats and birds because the USSR bulldozed their magic places? Source. Russian ambassador to Ireland overheard talking to a diplomat from Cuba.
Adam Hernandez
This can't be real.
Brayden Evans
IS THIS FOOKING CEASEFIRE DONE YET? holy shit it's been plenty of time to evacuate, russians look like a bunch of cucks right now
by the Iran deal getting cruise missiled which is relevant because the US started to buy Iran oil on the down low the last some weeks according to what I heard
Juan Edwards
thanks, but go take care of yourself
Xavier Brown
This is original, just edited to consider the statement by Zelenskyy himself.
How long until Putin gets the full Hitler treatment? >Putin is addicted to meth/cocaine/heroin >Putin is a womaniser/homosexual/transexual >Putin had an incestous affair with his niece >Putin has nonstop flatulence >Putin only has one testicle etc. etc.
It was so funny to hear US media say he's mentally unwell because of all the covid isolation. They don't see how millions of people actually are crazy because they believed their hysteria.
Eli King
put quotation marks around it
Joshua Brown
He's already worse then Hitler
Logan Edwards
Won't fall, not even encircled despite THREE WEEKS of effort
Xavier Ramirez
Still coping with loss of Afghanistan, friendo?
Daniel Moore
>russian soldiers are good to кoшки >hohol soldiers are bad to кoшки it's really easy to work the good guys are here
>Russians allegedly set up a logistics base in Chernobyl this spells disasters doesn't it? >Meet the Bloodsucker of Pripyat who singlehanded killed 20 Russian soldiers
Hitler was on drugs like zelensky because russians are getting closer and closer
Benjamin Flores
Try jamming frequencies 1696Mhz (including 1696 +- 10) and going up to 1800 MHz (most likely up to 1780Mhz) to interrupt then parasite signal coms going to foreign mercs in Ukraine.
Westoids claim 1,500 civilians died in the siege of Mariupol, which is a big city but average big, so if every major city gets to experience the same type of siege now many dead hohols that would be? So many dead hohols.
I feel like everyone I go to sleep and wake up, there's more bloodshed and bombings. And my only regret is I missed the live reaction.
A toast to my fellow conflict addicts, and especially to Colorado, a man whose been here forever. May you be ever fortunate that you never found out the Minnesota-tan was a paedophile
Dunno but I would oblast your mother with fine white cum
Robert Martin
>so if every major city gets to experience the same type of siege now many dead hohols that would be? So many dead hohols. The end of this sounded like a math question lol. I keked.
Someone tell me something good to send russians on that texting propaganda website. I’ve been saying Ukraine is Russian clay and sending cat gifs, but nobody has replied yet.
Carson Bell
I once saw something like this but I shit you not it was a mini coop
Caleb Allen
Oh. Who cares lol. That's only really tangentially relevant.
i dunno user schizophrenia is pretty based, bullish in favor of russia if you ask me
Jose Watson
Based schizoputin, channeling his ancestors.
Isaac Thompson
> interrupt then parasite signal coms Interrupt the parasite signal coms
Caleb Thompson
you are fucking on point these days, latinbro.
Kevin Carter
This lionization of Zelensky is sickening. He literally is hiding in his hole and coming out to make jokes about war, and taunting a far stronger enemy with shit like “you’re going to have to kill all of us lol!” What does he even stand for?
Cooper Bennett
>very few footages of actual fighting >no ww3 >no stabilized 4k gopro videos >an-225 destroyed >gas prices soaring everywhere This is the shittiest war ever. Get your shit together, slavs.
Good question, but I don't know any, I live in one of the more remote places in the country. There's only a KFC and a McDicks was being built but ceased.
Adrian Taylor
Just from a design point of view, I'm livid he didn't just used the Ukie trident and in the blue and yellow color scheme, though I imagine 90% of that paper's readers wouldn't have understood anyway.
What the fuck is the beluga-looking freak on the left?
Caleb Evans
nice digits, bro
Alexander Torres
i heard some chatter that his Catherine the Great periods can get particularly nasty, and that the mounted cavalry corps might be in possession of some compromising footage...
Colton Nguyen
The sauces are saltier, apparently but the chicken is fried the same way as KFC
It's often local, I keep seeing the same bakery chain all over my city but never visited it. They managed to give buildings a fancy design as if they use IPhone a lot.
Levi Rodriguez
I’ll check as well
Eli Anderson
>Ukranian neo-nazi militia man Please do not slander white nationalists like this, the Ukrainian kike-puppet brigade was organized and is funded by an Israeli billionaire, they are not true neo-nazis.
Jose Scott
mod it to be a cock of dooty or a jank RPG and you've got a decent game. Use workshop to basically form gamemodes, that's about it.
Jose Edwards
If the Russian's do decide to siege out Kiev could they stop the red cross ect from feeding the pigs?
Death to the 666 Avoz animals will be broight to justice. Jewlinsky will be held accountable for risking the lifes of his counteymen. No tears frens only good times
it is the Iran revolutionary guard being pissed that the political leaders make a deal with the US and selling them Oil down on the low.
To honor the greatest iran hero assasinated by the cowardly americans they launch an attack on the US consulate in Iraq to torpedo the deal.
The US to her humiliation can't even raise a stink because they can't do without the deal to get over inflation, the midterms and or the collapse of NATO:
Jaxson Green
the term is bagel nazis, fellow burger. They're meant to make the ideology look bad because they're paid by jews to do so.
Zelensky WILL be defated. Putin WILL be victorious.
Mossad WILL kneel.
Amen.
Josiah Thompson
Wow, three WHOLE weeks?! If only they where like us, bombing the path and all towns on it into the stone age then shooting absolutely everything that moves in a mad rush to the capital because we only fight third world shithole armies with no airforce or fire support to speak of.
Jace Thomas
>force you to fight a war ohhhhhhh yeaaaaaa. about that. I'm just not going to.
