Shill me your best conspiracy theory

Aliens aren't little green men in space ships.
They're angels and demons, interdimensional beings spoken of in The Bible.

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everything is going to be ok

Any Forums is the lost tribe of israel.

jews did not cause 9/11

tru. it is a smart way to get antivaxxtards to get vaxxed naturally. i dread the day when we are faced with a disease that kills 1 in 3 and antivaxtards are still tarding.

Nothing ever happens

US Politicians care about the US.

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Melanin which is carbon-12 based has a molecular structure of six protons, 6 neutrons and six electrons that equal 666 or the mark of the beast

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>everything is going to be ok
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>soda causes homosexuality and gender dysphoria
>soda was invented in 1882 by Dr. Moishe Shekelgrubber in (((New York))) and originally included unfermented onions
>Shekelgrubber privately touted the drink as “making men more docile, less prone to crime”
>Shekelgrubber however, rarely drank his own concoction
>in fact the word “soda” is a corruption of the phrase “Basedda” that Shekelgrubber originally advertised his drink under

jews are actually the good guys. they are very smart and they support and love the usa. when shit goes down they will be one of our only true friends in a war against the bad guys.

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the governments is putting M&M shaped pills in my M&Ms

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>glows ridiculizing the conspirative theories for the joy of NPC's

>Maximal Absurdity theory

A term i made up, can't think of a better name.

So basically you have all the 9/11/Sandy Hook coincidences in movies before it happens etc....

They are literally de-programming us and forcing us to dismiss all patterns and connections as random coincidences.

>Example - The day before 9/11, Rumsfeld announces the Pentagon has $2.3T unaccounted for......the very next day, the pentagon accounts department gets destroyed in 9/11.

EVERYTHING is INSANE reverse psychology.
A normie will logically think "If 9/11 was an inside job, they would NEVER do these dumb ass coincidences and confess to their crimes THEREFORE 9/11 can't be an inside job....they simply wouldn't do it like that."

The very act of doing these most BLATANTLY ABSURD coincidences is what helps prevent normies from seeing it.

The schizo movie coincidences serve 3 purposes:
>Comms/inside joke for those in the know.
>Demoralization for us that are awake, if they can get away with these, then they pretty much control the world/hollywood.
>Maximal Absurdity, dumb down the normies even further.

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The government loves you and would never hurt you.

It is not the jews but the jesuits

nigger

The CIA are actually the good guys

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everything is fake and gay

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Kill CIA btw

Exhibit A:
youtu.be/l4D5cr_3WNg

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I'm pretty sure timetravelisreal
>youtube.com/watch?v=raD6AkJynOM

I mean this is as plausible as anything, although I take Paschal's Wager in such a way that God/karma exists. Usually leads to a happy path, especially after bouts of hedonism in my 20s.

>everything is going to be ok
that rhymes with

SCHWAB IS BASED AND REDPILLED, SOROS IS BASED AND REDPILLED. ALL THE STUFF THE NORMIES ARE TAUGHT IS DECIDED BEHIND CLOSED DOORS BY THE ELITES. THE ELITES ARGUED AMONGST EACH OTHER AND CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT HITLER'S POSITIONS ARE UNTENABLE.

THE DIMWIT/MIDWIT/HIGHWIT MEME IS REAL. NORMIES ARE THE DIMWITS, Any Forums IS THE MIDWITS, AND THE ELITES ARE THE HIGHWITS.

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