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▶Latest >Powerful explosions heard in the area of Bucha, Irpin, Gostomel and Vorzel in the Kiev direction. >Kiev will only be conquered if Russia razes it to the ground - Zelensky >Berdyansk, Kherson, Irpin, and Energodar have fallen - Mariupol, Chernihov, Kharkov surrounded or besieged >Airfield in Lutsk heavily bombarded >Pentagon says serious advance of Russian troops toward Kiev over last 24 hours >Chinese drone producer DJI Global uses proprietary software to reduce Ukrainian drone capabilities >Mayor of Ukrainian city Melitopol captured by Russian forces >Ukrainian drone crashed in Zagreb >Russia trying to evacuate Izium, DPR took Volnovakha >Putin accepts Shoigu proposal; instructed to help all willing volunteers to get to the war zone in Ukraine. >US funded biolabs did research into Bat coronavirus, Russian MoD says >Psaki spergs out over biolabs, writes seething novella on Twitter, schitzoposters vindicated >Zelensky signs law allowing all civilians to carry weapons of war & use them against Russian soldiers >US gas prices hit $4.25/gal and climbing, an all time high >Ukrop 93rd mechanized attacks east of Dnipropetrovsk, losing 250 soldiers and 18 combat vehicles >Biden's oil requests snubbed by Saudis, UAE, OPEC >US demanding “part or whole” of Venezuela oil production to ease sanctions on Maduro >China demands the US release more details regarding the 26 US-backed bio labs in Ukraine ASAP
Jesus Christ there's not going to be any hohol left for Russia if they don't hurry...
Ethan Thompson
fuck i was excited for this happening, but nothing of interest has happened since the fucking last week. Am i missing something bros? Is this going to become another stale conflict that everyone will forget in a couple of months?
Oliver Gutierrez
US CONSULATE IN ERBIL IRAQ ALLEGEDLY JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY IRAN
Any update on that Ukrainian twitter counteroffensive in Volnovakha?
Jaxon Wright
So will there be an independent biolab investigation like the Chinamen suggested in the UNSC hearing, or will fuck all happen cos the allen negress vetoed it?
Some faggots on Twitter say the mariupol encirclement got broken but I can find 0 footage of that
Grayson Hernandez
In real life she gave Ukraine industry to build rockets, engines, planes, ships, develop agriculture, and saved her from being abused by polish tyranical landlords
A tribe of Hohols gathers in the forest. “Lads, we are the strongest!” their Chief, Zelensky cries. “What should we do now?” he asks the tribe. “Let’s build a missile!”
The Hohols chop down the biggest tree in the forest, hollow it out with axes and fill the it with gunpowder. The tribe shaman then casts a spell on the missile.
“Lads, where should we launch this missile?” Zelensky asks. “MOSCOW!”
The Hohols aim the missile at Moscow and light a piece of string as a fuse. The blast is massive. Chief Zelensky loses his arms and legs in the explosion but is quite happy: “Lads, the whole forest just got blown to shit, imagine what it’s like in Moscow right now!”
Luis Foster
Could be staged, but if it was then it doesn't really make sense that the Ukrainians only responded with it being a Russian soldier after like 2 days.
Chase Sanders
Nearly £2 for a litre of petrol here now. It's crazy.
>Ummm actually Ruassianon, that's a Russian. Their army is advancing and leaving men with anti-tank weapons chained to posts because Russia bad.
Matthew Wilson
Nigga imma nod along with this fool for 5 minutes and then desert through those motherfucking trees behind him.
Parker Johnson
What is your prediction, /chug/? Will Zelensky get his wish this time?
NATO did not want a no-fly zone since that would shooting down Russian aircraft and start a war between NATO and Russia. They also didn't want to give Zelensky jets. But it is entirely possible that they will send him and the Ukie army a few crates of stinger missiles.
