Russia will Blitzkrieg Invade the UK if WW3 kicks off

Hear me out.

Putin's best strategy is to surprise invade the UK. The entire British army wouldn't fill the average British football stadium. Despite the challenge of reaching Britain in numbers with anything like an element of surprise, just parachuting a few thousand elite forces on British soil in the dead of night would rock the World and be plenty to surprise attack and overwhelm most military bases - there would be very little resistance from an unarmed populace. It could all be over before you woke up in the morning.

US has in the past treated Britain as an unsinkable aircraft carrier and military base during WW2 and (because Generals always make the mistake of fighting the last war) Western powers assume a World War in the theatre of Europe would afford a similar opportunity - which is why Putin would take Britain FAST. The panic and indecision of reacting militarily to a nuclear superpower would be all the window of time Putin would need.
Without Britain as a jumping off point, USA is effectively barred from any meaningful troop build up in Europe - any attempt to reach France or Germany would be repelled from Putins new Atlantic fortress: Britain.
Putin would effectively pincer move all of mainland Europe by taking Britain if he did it at the same time as a distracting EU nations by a massive land invasion of Europe from the East - without technically touching their land because they'd only be moving into Old Soviet territory. USA would then only be able to launch ICBMs or mass forces in Northern Africa. USA cant launch ICBMS into mainland Europe, where Russia's forces could be in days. A new nuclear standoff cold war situation between ALL of the European landmass and USA would instantly be established - Putin's Europe is now Normalised.

THIS is why Putin sent his green recruits with old shit vehicles into Ukraine - it's a decoy ad killbox invite.

Checkmate

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>just parachuting a few thousand elite forces on British soil in the dead of night would rock the World
SHOIGU! ANOTHER VDV DROP!

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The nukes would already have launched before we get to an invasion of the UK

Also, considering how piss poor the Russian's logistics have been thus far, imagine how much they would struggle something of this complexity.

Please God let this happen.

India accidentally nuked you and you did nothing

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>if you lose your army you actually win

are you canadian by chance?

They can’t even make their way a couple hundred miles to Kyiv. Lmao fuck outta here. Russia is completely inept with its 1970s tanks kek.

They haven't been able to capture one of the poorest countries in Europe, how in hell are they gonna invade one of the richest? And a nuclear one, at that.

This. Russia failed to invade an actual neighbor lol

60 iq take

That's a c17 bud, probably flying over sicily dz on bragg

To be fair, non of the globohomo armies really stand up.
So much for tolerance lol.
Militaries filled with fags, trannies, and gibbsmedats.

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>THIS is why Putin sent his green recruits with old shit vehicles into Ukraine - it's a decoy ad killbox invite.
no, that’s not the reason
they sent those because it’s actually the best they have
the absolute elite troops that were expected to take the capital in 3 days
the russians know that we know every pathetic little detail about them and that’s part of why they hate us
shit like pic related is not even a meme, and after the war ends you’ll hear so much your sides are gonna leave the orbit. can’t share it now because it’s intel

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They couldn't even blitzkrieg the nation next to them lmao how are you blog posting still

British military also has tons of real battle experience, ignoring WWI and WW2 which we won

>Falklands
>Northern Ireland
>Iraq
>Afghanistan
>Malaya
>Yemen
>Syria
>Korean war
>Kosovo
>Kenya

it's also filled with ex-Rhodesians and South Africans

really bad idea, even if American and the rest of the Commonwealth didn't get involved.

they'd probably drop them all in the north sea where they get chopped up by tankers, i wouldn't worry

>it's also filled with ex-Rhodesians and South Africans

No it isn't, and even if the army was full of Rhodesian veterans then they would be at least 60 years old today kek

Oi Oliver, luv. Just put on your tweed jacket, flat cap, and rubber boots. Grab ye gramps two-barrel shotgun and go hunt some russian ducks. Geneva suggestions don't apply to russian mongos, so shoot away at the DVD parachutes.

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lol how are they going to do that with no navy and no airforce? they'll fucking get raped by your air defences before hitting the ground

I get your line of thinking, but you lack an understanding of military maneuvers and operational requirements and capabilities. Russia is wholly incapable of pulling that off short of a post nuclear holocaust situation where few are left. They would get torn to shreds on approach, those unfortunate enough to make it to the ground would be chewed up and spit out with no support, indirect fire or logistics. War is not a strategy video game. The amount of men, equipment and support required to invade the UK by air and/or sea is overwhelming for first world militaries, let along a nation stretched thin and struggling to maintain an invasion in Ukraine.

Nah, you will be nuked

this will simply never happen

it used to be and the experience they had will have been passed into the overall military. the British military is still full of saffers

Moscow would get nuked if they tried this

>Hear me out.
Yes, emperor Putitullorium is actually playing 13Dimentional chess here. 2 more weeks? Release the kraken?