/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #619

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>Kiev will only be conquered if Russia razes it to the ground - Zelensky
>Airfield in Lutsk heavily bombarded
>Pentagon says serious advance of Russian troops toward Kiev
>Chinese drone producer DJI Global uses proprietary software to reduce Ukrainian drone capabilities
>Mayor of Melitopol captured by Russian forces
>Ukrainian drone crashed in Zagreb
>Russia trying to evacuate Izium, DPR took Volnovakha
>Berdyansk, Kherson, Irpin, and Energodar have fallen - Mariupol, Chernihov, Kharkov surrounded or besieged
>Putin accepts Shoigu proposal; instructed to help all willing volunteers to get to the war zone in Ukraine.
>US funded biolabs did research into Bat coronavirus, Russian MoD says
>Psaki spergs out over biolabs, writes seething novella on Twitter, schitzoposters vindicated
>Zelensky signs law allowing all civilians to carry weapons of war & use them against Russian soldiers
>US gas prices hit $4.25/gal and climbing, an all time high
>Ukrop 93rd mechanized attacks east of Dnipropetrovsk, losing 250 soldiers and 18 combat vehicles
>Biden's oil requests snubbed by Saudis, UAE, OPEC
>US demanding “part or whole” of Venezuela oil production to ease sanctions on Maduro
>China demands the US release more details regarding the 26 US-backed bio labs in Ukraine ASAP

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t.me/s/strelkovii
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HATO TOHГУE MOЙ AHУC.

thank you holy baker

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The absolute state of /uhg/

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>Russian orthodox priest on the consequences of a special operation
files.catbox.moe/r96go5.mp4 (New)

>Ukranian Tank Ambush - FULL - NO CUTS NO EDITS - EXTREME - SUPER RAW
files.catbox.moe/0qz2hp.webm (New) RAW
>RAW FOOTAGE - 18+ - NO SHILLS - NO JANNY - NO UNCLEAN TRANSMEN

>Situation in Ukraine
files.catbox.moe/gxt5m9.mp4 (New) Humor

>Redditors literally btfo
files.catbox.moe/09phj3.mp4 (New)

>Russian Orion drone footage
files.catbox.moe/yec9kn.mp4 (New)

>Lion King
files.catbox.moe/64g0pa.webm (New) (Humor)

>Evil Russians do bad things again
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>Bombardment in Nikolaev
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>VDV Rapid Respawn Units - Gostomel capture
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>Kharkov btfo
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>mobile drugs factory
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>I'm gonna, i'm gonna a BOOOOOOMBA
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>Hohols executed ex SBU official for suspicion of treason
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>Federal TV shows proofs that hohols are faggots
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>Russian tank btfo into orbit
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>High pressure gas pipe was damaged somewhere in Ukraine
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>An airfield near Krivoy Rog, Dnipropetrovsk region was hit
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>Russian Army confiscates food from civilians
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>From Russia with love
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>Azov HQ Liquidated
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>Airstrike near Zhitomir
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Kino
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Z

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what does funny juice taste like?

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*лижeт

Pirozky s govnom...my favorite...

Can I have a sample of your shiny buns

Z

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Is anyone getting Afghanistan signals from this?

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>muh globohomo

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sirs, good morning

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Will Russia try to close off the South of Kiev?

Or just VDV rush B?

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So /chug/s, what do you think will be the total causality rate for the hoholsturm and UA troops in Kiev once the siege begins?

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LEGENDARY FOOTBALL PLAYER OF UKRAINE STRIPPED OF ALL TITLES, LICENSES AND WORK WITH UKRAINIAN CLUBS FOR "PUBLIC SILENCE ON RUSSIA'S INVASION" LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

>Former Ukraine captain Anatoliy Tymoshchuk has been given a life-long ban from "engaging in football activities" in his homeland amid silence on Russia's invasion. He has been stripped of his coaching license, titles and state decorations due to his public silence on Russia's invasion of Ukraine.

>- This man is a shit," said former Dynamo Kyiv and Ukrainian national team player Oleksandr Aliyev. The Ukrainian Football Federation intended to punish Anatoly Tymoshchuk for his attitude since the beginning of the invasion of Ukraine by Russian troops. - One hundred percent he is not and will no longer be a legend of Ukrainian football. Everything he achieved will be forgotten - said Ruslan Malinovsky, a player of Atalanta Bergamo.

>It deprived Tymoshchuk of his coaching license and all the awards he received from the association and the state. In addition, the Ukrainians decided to strike Tymoshchuk from the player register and strip him of titles and achievements he had recorded with the Ukrainian national team and Ukrainian league clubs. As if that wasn't enough, Tymoshchuk has been banned from playing soccer in Ukraine for life and will be stripped of the title of honorary citizen of the city of Lutsk.

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP THEY DESTROYED HIS LIFE BECAUSE HE WAS "PUBLICLY SILENT" ABOUT THE INVASION HE LITERALLY DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING AND GOT FUCKED FOR IT AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAOOOOO

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Intense fighting in Kiev RIGHT NOW
Ukrainians very upset on twitter.
twitter.com/TreyYingst/status/1502695598725677075

WATCH THIS

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Is Russia growing larger?

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Funny with a hint of cute.

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It is not a translation.

Lunchtime in burgerland.

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>Kiev will only be conquered if Russia fuck me into the ground
>Your move Putin

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there was no minute of this when those signals were not felt

Russian separatist leader:
>I believe the urgent task of completely defeating the Armed Forces of Ukraine and liberating Novorossia and Little Russia from the Nazis is impossible (with available forces).
t.me/s/strelkovii
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igor_Girkin

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Good morning
I hate the antichrist

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Bahaha giving every retard a cellphone is backfiring

If aleppo is anything to go by it will be every person who doesn't surrender within the first 72 hours.
Once they send out the text messages things happen very quickly.

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NEW
Strelkov claims Russia will have to have some kind of mobilization because the ratio of manpower is already in Ukraine's favor and expects the war to go on long.

>Expectations that before the beginning of April the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation will clear the left bank of the Dnieper from the authorities are coming out - seem overly optimistic.

>Personally, I expect the Kremlin to "ripe" for a series of partial mobilizations, without which the war cannot be won even in a few years, since the ratio of "manpower" has already become in favor of Kyiv, and as mobilization measures are carried out, this advantage will only increase. Especially - if the enemy's Donetsk grouping is not destroyed and manages to retreat to Dnepropetrovsk (Ekaterinoslav) with the main part of the forces.

Russia can't make any chips at all Ivan y'all going back to the stone age
Taiwan can' make shit without as too. And that's way more fun than Ukranian neon

I hate both,

worthless when the world goes full nationalist and the share price of their companies drops a thousand fold, meanwhile the russian ones will keep pumping gas oil and nikel

Game?

Reminder...
Kiev will fall...

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nice buns

>911 comments
oh shit

I think it's CoD World at War.

Anyone with the slightest of Brains already knew that.

200K? 3000 already dead with the most generous estimations? LoL

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most of the civies will lay their arms down after a few failed attempts at breaking the encirclement, no matter how much propaganda a civil consumes their morale is fragile

are Russians even using their onw manpower
all the troops I've seen are mostly DRP

All of this propaganda has legit made me hate westerners. I feel myself becoming an unironic American Vatnik.

Praised be baker

Still old news, and still not a relevant person.

Katyusha has grown quite a bit

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reminder

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seems petty

k keep me posted

On Kiev front undoubtedly.

This might help you over the edge...

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True
When I see “neonazis” they pretty much larp and destroy what it means to be a nationalist
>racewar now
>kill all x
fucking retarded niggers
Hitler himself wouldve executed these weirdos

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see:They will ruin your life over nothing lad

Soviet Union couldn't make nuclear bombs until it could

DNR and LNR troops seem a million times more effective than actual Russians. I'm assuming it's higher moral + experience.

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2 more weeks

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I made the mistake of checking /uhg/
lmao those niggers are unhinged wtf

Checked. /uhg/ shills can do nothing but post the same 20 or so gore pictures, and seethe and cope. Here we have memes, some actual discussion and bants.

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Old news.

Also, Strelkov is not in charge.

ukROPE

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This

Federal reserve stopped quantitative easing yesterday, Eurobank announcing the same. this is the sign that the economy is about to crash. now is the time for a false flag, probably a cyberattack on the internet/stock market. maybe tomorrow.

Even recipes here.

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>They tried to break out of the encirclement, didn't work.

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE BASED DONBAS KOTEL COOKER

POST "COOK ON, KOTEL COOKER" SO HE CAN MAKE MORE UKIE BORSCHT

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Who is shooting who here?

reading this Girkin telegram is quite sureal, why is russia so incompetent? seems like DPR/LRP enjoyed some success because it was mostly an op devised by post KGB spooks, while the current invasion is just a product of the corrupt putinocracy

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Accurate.
True NATOSOC is all but dead as an ideology. true NATOSOC principles are alive in every country excepting those that have been globohomo'd.

see:
/uhg/ is total garbage
/chug/ is literally 3.3x more active than /uhg/

Don't forget their love of bathtub meth, prison gay sex and skin cartoons.

it is really really inorganic over there, i gotta say

silence is violence user did you not take anything away from the shitfest that was 2020?

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Russia sisters ... Two more weeks till Putin let's the chechens loose on Kiev and finishes this right?

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COOK ON, KOTEL COOKER

NOOOOOO DONT POST UKRANIAN POSITIONS ON TWITTER AND REDDIT!!!! DELETE!!!!

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Did anyone bother to translate what the fallen Russian's soldier gf wrote there?
That always gets me sad for some reason desu

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Tasty bierocks

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I hate all Jewish inventions user, whether that be central banking or socialism in any of their forms.

These "people" have sick fascination with the desecration of the dead. Bet they'd be the first ones to make an ashtray out of a kitten.

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what's going on here??

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Sir, please delet sir.
Sir, people cannot know the magnitude of the situation Ukraine is in.
Sir, how can we pretend we are winning if they can shell the capital with impunity.

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Whyyy

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russians shooting chechens back in the day

>Russian orthodox priest on the consequences of a special operation
If sermons were like this here, I would go to church every sunday

Im thinking tuesday. Everyone returns to work and has a day of slaving in. Then routine snaps suddenly.

Considering the nation is going to be the federation of Russia I don't think he's too worried about those meaningless Ukrainian titles

luv me zunny

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Rate cozyness

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clearly, Sovereign Democracy is the ideology of the mid-to-late 2020s and beyond

This.
/chug/: cats, dogs, buhanka-chan and frens.
/uhg/: gore, seething and monke putin.

all that does is make me immediately e-mail it to the RFMOD.

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>handmade postcards from his gf
>"I won't give you to anyone"

>no more modern cpus and gpus

so what are some good games with really low system requirements

its literaly trannies and NATO spooks who think they are fighting russian spooks on le interwebz with ebin propaganda

KEK, xarow

BUENO/10.

Strelkov is a doomer and butthurt cause he isn’t in charge anymore

Still sometimes based

SIR DO NOT REDEEM DELETE THESE BOBS IMMEDIATELY

>Sanctions hitting so hard, having food is a win right now for Russians.

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"I will not give you to anyone"
I think that's the translation, shits sad

RUSSIA WARNS THEY CAN NO LONGER HELP MAINTAIN THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION DUE TO SANCTIONS

LOSS OF ORBIT CONTROL IMMINENT

berliner-zeitung.de/news/russische-raumfahrtbehoerde-warnt-vor-absturz-der-iss-li.216569.amp

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This unironically
I went to a NeoNazi chat and actual Right wing chat and guess which one is so degenerate that they have a fucking nsfw anime chatroom
like it boggles me the fact that people consider these as Nazis

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Chechens are old news. CAR mercs will lead the way.

Good evening frens, how are you today?

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Nigger

these bakes are making me hungry baker bro

Too much sugar for one sitting

A cope to surpass road/k/ope

>Russia doesn't control it unless Putin posts a timestamped selfie on the location!!!

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vsrecommendedgames.fandom.com/wiki/Low_end_computer_games
this is just a tiny handful too
low spec gaming is fun
also cataclysm dark days ahead

Road cope

press the button kurwa press the button kurwa press the button kurwa press the button kurwa press the button kurwa press the button kurwa

cope

>italian rapist
>french sweets
>german basedmilk
>jewish laptop
Yep its polish

Then things are going to plan...

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Fags, BLM, vaccines, etc., etc. this is the way the left works. You will publicly support them and swear allegiance to your new god or you will be destroyed. NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHTS OR OPINIONS ALLOWED.

This alone is enough to show you that Russia (even if Putin is overall bad) is on the right side of history on this one.

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Mentally ill. Mostly ukr immigrants. Even after the leaving they remain true ukrainians.

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