Brit/pol/ - Family Fun Edition

>Prince Philip aged 16 in Nazi Germany in 1937
youtu.be/k5xKTdi9Evs

>Putin offers hints at 'shift' in negotiations; Zelenskyy says country at 'strategic turning point' in war; cities devastated by heavy bombardment
news.sky.com/story/ukraine-war-russia-news-putin-nuclear-live-updates-kyiv-12541713

>Ukraine war: Russia to label Meta an 'extremist organisation' for allowing posts calling for Putin's death
news.sky.com/story/ukraine-war-russia-to-label-meta-an-extremist-organisation-for-allowing-posts-calling-for-putins-death-12563280

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First for Guts

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feeling this song right now
youtube.com/watch?v=e_DUtxXc3PQ

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anyone played Elden Ring? Any good?

Looks like shitty dark souls

Still haven't had any qt ukrainian refugees come around, lads. Where are they?

ffs lads im bored of all this shit. just want to vibe.

'Ello m8s

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At least they still knew how to properly greet ...

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youtu.be/r7-UgkSHZLU?t=165

>Aha! This war has "invalidated" brexit, get rekt you brexit voting white brincels!
>No this isn't just lazy clickbait backed by continued remoaner seething, the war in Ukraine PROVES brexit is le bad because uhhhhhhhh, it just does sweetie!
Hang all journalists

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>i've got to be willing to try fisting in order to find a boyfriend
Wtf is wrong with fags? I just want to cuddle, kiss and have seggs - not put my fist in his ass.

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have a twix fella

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If you like Dark Souls shite then you'll like Elden Ring.
If you don't like Dark Souls then you won't like Elden Ring, it's just the same shit.

is a common way to destroy threads been going on for years jsut report it and move on or filter them out even the stubs don;t show up

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digits confirm

Feel like youll appreciate the lyrics

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-DmuVLYfEoQ

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it's open world and everyone raving about it, £50 though, thats an Indian mixed grill, weed and two bottles of summer fruits, good night in
corr, date says 98 but looks more like mid 2000s?

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Looking at my body nakey in the mirror after the shower a min ago. Corr. I'm looking lean. Lookin sexy lads.

:)

HOLY SHIT. HE IS HERE ITT WITH US LADS. LOOK SHARP.
DIGITS AND PUTIN NUKES LONDON.

I'm buying it, those digits

>The wind from a wasp could blow them
>Into the sea
lmao

Hope you've got a jumper for when the heating bills get too expensive

is that who i think it is? doing the nazi salute, BASED

maybe the camera was bought in '98 but they didn't change the date on it

Having a baff before dinner because i know the missus wants my will and im considerate like that aha x

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boris johnson is an eton mess

>69

Many such cases.

wants your will?
so you're actually popping your clogs after all?
just had a baff meself
what kinda takeaway should I order lad

Thoughts on the 2022 Census? Are you filling it out?

I just cannot type today!

POST YOUR WILLY
POST YOUR WILLY
POST YOUR WILLY FOR THE LADS
POST YOUR WIIIILLY FOOOOOR THE LADS

last year was the last one ever
we dont need to know anymore :)

I've got an x box series x been wanting new stuff to come out for the new gen but Elden ring looks shit not going to buy

heh

give her a good pumping on me

Did someone ask for a tune? Great after a couple beers.
youtu.be/VbP4qf8PjfI
I'll be living in my camper van by then.

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I posted my willy on a milf website in 2017
but since then CLEAN

>what kinda takeaway should I order lad
south african if youve got it

Based Bradders

>south african takeaway
where tf do you live

Poland has 1.5 million of them we have about 300

My weenie hurts fellas, probably a lingering effect from where they took my foreskin last year.

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Professor Chris Whitty says fisting is safe and effective. Trust the science.

youtube.com/watch?v=U_FMtf8ds_s

Why would you let them take your foreskin?

>south african
Roast dirt with all the trimmings?

Really need a haircut

It was stuck to my bellend in a couple of places, was too tight, and steroids weren't helping.

fucks sake, priti didnt get the memo. We're only anti-refugee when they're not white. not racist just cultural affinity being european 'an that

Get them all cut so you don't have to go back.

Me too though i like looking a bit mad 4 a while

Cant you just buy picrel and diy?

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Went to the weald and download living museum today lads x

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youre a brinny mess

Beamish is sick

That's a nice duck. Did you feed it?

Did you even stretch bro?
Put in the effort pussy.

I want to grow it long again, like ponytail long, but its the shit phase in the middle I hate, look like sinead o'connor ffs
Hurr hurr

you've done him

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The highland folk museum is shit

BLACK COUNTRY MUSEUM CHADS WW@?

Is it?

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south cornwall
food scene is mental due to summer tourism
put some respect on the biltong name

you grow a turban?

My hair just grows out
i go from looking like a normie to a mad scientist
and the only variation is the level of madness of the scientist

I did. Shit wasn't working.
Fucking BXO turned practically the whole thing into scar tissue anyway, and even if I did stretch it that wouldn't have done anything about the fact it was stuck to the bellend.

they;re not sending their best

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>Family Fun Edition
I HOPE YOU"RE NOT TRYING OT DEFLECT FROM THE FACT THAT THE QUEER IS A CRYPTOJEW AND HITLER WAS THEIR ASSET MEME FAG

Yeah, they have actors n shit
they have real sweeties
and dentist hammers

Kek
Thing is i look alright bald, but never had it crazy long before

I'm going to pick up some food from Tesco. Anyone recommend anything?
Might get a couple snacks and treat myself

Of course
They sell duck feed at the front entrance for 50p
One ate out of my youngests hand as well she fucking loved it

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Get the pork and apple sausage rolls from the deli counter mate, honestly lovely

try it #yolo

The 2021 census was moved to 2022 and that's the one Im being told to fill out now but why the fuck would I share this information with my gubmint

Shouldn't be fucking bottles then should you lad?

Yeah I think I will, I'd post the pic of when I had long hair but its cringe

Sample some of their mcewans champions
simply splendid

The only bottle I've been fucking is your mum.

Sounds sick
The repair shop is filmed at weald and downland and that's pretty cool
Forgot to get a pic of the logo/sign

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Why are soldiers on both sides wondering around without proper chest rigs or webbing or whatever it's called? Most of them will have some variant of the AK with one mag in it and maybe one haphazardly stuffed into a pocket. Something seems off

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donated 70p to the red cross in ukraine at the self service checkout in tesco this morning. Done my good deed for today. Time to go bully some trannies on reddit now

you tease aha x

Was walking back to my car today after shopping. I passed a bus stop where a girl was hunched over on the seat, clearly upset/ having some sort of breakdown, I was gonna intervene but an older woman was consoling her and I didn't wanna get stabbed by a crazy, thought it was a prostitute/crack whore.

Minutes later when I'm sat in the car park, the older woman appears with the upset lady parked a few spaces away, only it's clearly her transgender son. The look on the mother's face. This happened in a Tesco car park today.

Checked and baste.

youve no hair

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Maybe another time Aha x

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wtf
what kinda food do they do?

White genocide

Not seen em, I'll have a look.
Idek what that is

Is there a problem?

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>he thought a troomer was a prostitue
Dodged a bullet there m8.

'ello son do u want a pickled onion? luv to suck on it like a gobstopper me

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>fisting is safe and effective
I bet you would know from experience, faggot.

any of you use opera browser? its just had an update which pops up a little in browser window when leaving a youtube tab so you can still see the video. now i can shitpost and watch vids at the same time with ease. perfect.