/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #615

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>Kiev will only be conquered if Russia razes it to the ground - Zelensky
>Airfield in Lutsk heavily bombarded
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>Mayor of Melitopol captured by Russian forces
>Ukrainian drone crashed in Zagreb
>Russia trying to evacuate Izium, DPR took Volnovakha
>Berdyansk, Kherson, Irpin, and Energodar have fallen - Mariupol, Chernihov, Kharkov surrounded or besieged
>Putin accepts Shoigu proposal; instructed to help all willing volunteers to get to the war zone in Ukraine.
>US funded biolabs did research into Bat coronavirus, Russian MoD says
>Psaki spergs out over biolabs, writes seething novella on Twitter, schitzoposters vindicated
>Zelensky signs law allowing all civilians to carry weapons of war & use them against Russian soldiers
>US gas prices hit $4.25/gal and climbing, an all time high
>Ukrop 93rd mechanized attacks east of Dnipropetrovsk, losing 250 soldiers and 18 combat vehicles
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There should be an alternative to America's soft power, like Big Tech, Hollywood and MSM. Who can do it?

BREAKING; leaked footage of ukrainian saboteurs cutting power to Chernobyl NPP
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Master list! Thank you based Pajeet
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>Ukranian Tank Ambush - FULL - NO CUTS NO EDITS - EXTREME - SUPER RAW
files.catbox.moe/0qz2hp.webm (New) RAW
>RAW FOOTAGE - 18+ - NO SHILLS - NO JANNY - NO UNCLEAN TRANSMEN

>Situation in Ukraine
files.catbox.moe/gxt5m9.mp4 (New) Humor

>Redditors literally btfo
files.catbox.moe/09phj3.mp4 (New)

>Russian Orion drone footage
files.catbox.moe/yec9kn.mp4 (New)

>Lion King
files.catbox.moe/64g0pa.webm (New) (Humor)

>Evil Russians do bad things again
files.catbox.moe/3ohloq.mp4 (New) (Comfy)

>Bombardment in Nikolaev
files.catbox.moe/oxylru.mp4 (New)
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>VDV Rapid Respawn Units - Gostomel capture
files.catbox.moe/q4806s.mp4 (New)

>Kharkov btfo
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>mobile drugs factory
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>I'm gonna, i'm gonna a BOOOOOOMBA
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>Hohols executed ex SBU official for suspicion of treason
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>Federal TV shows proofs that hohols are faggots
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>Russian tank btfo into orbit
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>High pressure gas pipe was damaged somewhere in Ukraine
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>An airfield near Krivoy Rog, Dnipropetrovsk region was hit
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>Russian Army confiscates food from civilians
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>From Russia with love
files.catbox.moe/slqnvk.mp4 (Humor)

>Azov HQ Liquidated
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>Airstrike near Zhitomir
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Putin's fucked.

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Lets be honest chaps, liking trannies is Super Gay. It's the fact that you reject normal homosexuality and try to justify your love of cock, sorry, "feminine penis" because it comes with a set of hard, Fisher Price plastic tits and a voice like Elmo. You don't actively look at a trannies tits, your brain knows that they aren't sensitive, cushion-y and warm like a natural woman's, they're void of emotion. Two cones protruding under stretched skin. The tranny penis is just that, a penis. Not a clit, or a vagina. A penis. If not a penis, it may end up as a open wound. A road to nowhere. A dead end.
"But I'm bi" I hear you say. But are you? Have you ever made love to a member of the same sex? No? Well how can you be bi? If nothing else you're curious and if you're questioning your sexuality then you must be gay, because a straight person knows they're straight. "Bisexuality" is a coping mechanism for the indecisive. A means to help stop them dabbling in truths. It's pathetic.
In the same way we now have super straights, it's safe to say that tranny lovers and admirers, are super gay.

I just call it Koof now

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Is WW3 going to happen within this century?
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Can't mess with Captain Ukraine!

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IT'S CLEAN
MY GOD WOMAN IT TOOK ME A WEEK TO GET MY BELLY SMELLS ON THAT CARPET...

KEEEEEEV Will burn! It will be destroyed in a fiery EXPLOSION of EXPLOSIONS! It will be the greatest EXPLOSION to ever be witnessed on any war general thread and all of Any Forums! WITNESS!

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A face of winner
youtu.be/Nuj3856VQFM

Kyiff my ass.

>Kiev will only be conquered if Russia razes it to the ground - Zelensky
AY OH LET'S GO!

the US uses hardpower against threats to
their soft power

bastyon.com gained 4k users yesterday
normal signup rate since last year was 700-1k a day
now sitting at 300k useraccounts mostly russian and nearly
all gained last year

Do Americans really believe they can sanction China and not expect short term or long term consequences?

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
>I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
>I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
>I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
>I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

Holy shit Chugs, the west is starting to consneed, this was just broadcast on national radio here.

>Was Wunder, dass diese Frage mit uns Zeitzeugen heranwuchs zur Überzeugung, dass das Überleben mehr zählt als das Sterben fürs Vaterland. Nur das Überleben beinhalte die Chance auf Veränderung, Tote könnten nicht mehr gestalten. Die Sinnlosigkeit des Korea-Kriegs, das tragische Ende des Ungarn-Aufstands 1956 bestärkte unseren Glauben an passiven Widerstand als Konfliktlösung. Vielleicht war dies die Grundsteinlegung zur späteren 68er-Bewegung, der Brutkasten der Hippieära, die Zündschnur zu den Demos gegen den Vietnam-Krieg und einer der vielen Faktoren für die Gewaltlosigkeit beim Fall der Berliner Mauer. "Schwerter zu Pflugscharen!" War das nicht das Bekenntnis unserer Parallelgeneration in der DDR?

>Das alles erstickt aktuell in der Bewunderung des Widerstands der Ukrainer. Das "Viel Feind, viel Ehr", mit dem die Nazis 1941 den Kriegseintritt der USA quittierten, macht Präsident Wolodymyr Selenskyj zum Medienstar. Dass eben noch die Weiterführung des Krieges über die Grenzen der Aussichtslosigkeit hinaus Hitlers Generälen als Verbrechen angerechnet wurde: Schwamm drüber.

>Nicht hinterfragt wird die Frage, mit welchem Recht Selenskyj und sein Team alle 18- bis 60-Jährigen in eine Art Volkssturm zwängen. Sollte nicht die europäische Errungenschaft, die Bedenkenträger vom Dienst mit der Waffe befreit, auch und gerade für die Ukraine gelten, die sich unserem Europa anschließen will? Soll zur Sprachübung verkommen, was wir als 16-Jährige mit Begeisterung für den Inhalt übersetzten? "Iniquissima pax melior est quam iustissimum bellum." - "Der ungerechteste Frieden ist immer noch besser als der gerechteste Krieg", so Marcus Tullius Cicero als Konsul 63 v. Chr.

Will translate in the reply.

redditors fap to this

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no sweatie, it's KIOVA

KEEV!

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Bro, check out last 2000 years of human history. Evil wins 9 times out of 10.

And heroes from around the world!

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I don't get it. What the FUCK did they expect?

I like how they thought this would win their war for them instead of just breaking the hearts of all the people who trusted them to tell them the truth...

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I don't think the majority of us can point out China on a map, homie.

None at the moment but all of those three are killing themselves.

kek

It's Queef and it's totally natural

So Russia only advances for real, at night, correct?

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She can give me an explosion any time

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A submissive Russia, hubris is real.

I can

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kek

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Yes. Joe Biden and Jen Psaki will just just blame everything on everyone else.

did they really use volksturm? xD
the moment you call what zelensky did volksturm
it means he is a warcriminal who deserves to be hanged

They have gone mad, China will benefit from this the same way that America benefitted from WW2

I hope Jewlensky will die in pain

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I'm on the "Ok asshole, now do it without border markings" level of geography...

Prove it

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I mean, Batman constatly gets mogged by Joker.

Does anyone know the source of this image? (Other than Kuleba.)

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Should have left it as Hogwarts.

Have you guys seen the footage from the Russian MoD about that overmemed airport from 2 weeks ago, or should I post it? It finally once and for all dispels the retarded myth of "failed landing" with "hundreds of dead Russians".

It's basically as I said; they landed with 0 resistance, they found out Ukrainians were mounting a massive counter-offensive, they retreated and joined up with the convoy moving towards it.

It's on Intel Slava but I can get it up here if needed.

Zelensky voiced Ukraine's military losses for the first time in a long time.

"We had about 1,300 military casualties," Zelensky said.

files.catbox.moe/v54vs6.mp4
And he again went on the air having used too much cocaine.

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They have night vision superiority so yeah.

Anyone got the latest Russian map?

you will post more zunny!

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>went to the sibirskoe bistro since it was near the store we went to and I was hungry
>apparently they have cheeseburgers now, might as well
>costs the same as a big mac (120 RUB)
>cheap-ass bun that's overheated to hell so it's not hard to bite
>some tasteless grey "meat"
>probably the same plastic cheese you get at the store
>some disgustingly average sauce
>FUCKING
>ONIONS
>JUST RAW FUCKING ONIONS
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Never getting any burgers in that fucking place, literally worse than the shit you get at the stores, fucking awful.

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I played so much supreme ruler it's made me a fucking geography autist.

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Russia has furries?

Macro is finally admitting that the West is going to eat shit for this war.

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So 10.000 or so XD

>>Situation in Ukraine
>files.catbox.moe/gxt5m9.mp4 (New) Humor
Pig to the slaughter house. The "French" woman in the back even shed a tear kek.

qt

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Graham Phillips loves Belarus: youtu.be/o7p7Ub6OANs

Sex

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ahahaahahahah 1300 casualties
more like 30k

>2020+2
>Eating (((burgers))) from food chains
ngmi

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*inhales* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What would he have done?

Tnx cunt

Shocking photo!
Ukrainian territorial defence arrested marauder!

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>50% of Ukrainian territory is now either controlled or contested and more Russian forces are coming after being mobilised over the last couple of weeks
>12 of the 15 largest cities in the Ukraine are now either controlled,besieged or contested in urban fighting.

No wonder Zelenskike is losing it with his scorched earth mind saying Kiev can only be conquered if Russia razes it to the ground.

Raw onions taste great, mate, idk what you mean

but I like onions, user

Z

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How likely is it that we are getting into a Great Depression 2.0?

holy fuck he already plans to overthrow
some third world shitholes

checked. I think that they are serious about intercepting supplies

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why are we losing putinbros. our world prestige is gone

they got all killed a few hours later by ukrainian arty

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Slavs are hardcore weebs. We really need that escapism filled with cuteness.

oy fuck you ruskie we all miss aniki

>Putin is joker
>Joker is 100% justified

what did retards mean by this?

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LOOOOOL , someone should make his five stages of grief.

That's a name I've not heard in years since it all began.
I remember his Novorossiya singing and dancing video.

I don't get it, grocery cheese is fine? The one in burgers is some plastic american shit I'm sure, but cheese in stores is mostly authentic

Hey I like them, they're good enough, especially when you're tired of homecooked meals and want some nasty salt-filled shit to blast your taste buds.

I visited a small Uzbek cafe today. A bowl of soup with rice, meatballs and potato, cheburek and kompot - all for 170 rubles. The cheburek was the tastiest I had in years, would visit again.

Man, I'm already listening to all the normiemedia
>Ohhhhh zelensky is so strong and brave he is a true leader ukraine will win
>russia takes kiev
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU FUCKING RUSSIANS, YOU ARE SO COWARDS NOOOOOOOO

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Haven't been following the conflict because I've got my hands full with all the ukie refugees. How's the war going?

Please do upload here as well

Finally dawned in his thick fucking skull while he was hooting and hollering for more sanctions.
You know who wont be short of Wheat?
China and India.

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>''idunwannatalk about it :('' ''it gives me headaches lets stop.
what is this strange phenomena?... everyone I try to have a half serious conversation about does this. I am not even very overbearing, I am very light with normies but the more porous ones will accept the truths I tell them until a point and then just shut down. It's like an operating system running rkill and stopping what it believes to be malware, just zapping it and installing agent smith to deal with the wrongthink from thereon.

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They're allowing furfaggotry now? I guess the amount of posts keep the mods confused

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I think he will die of an overdose.

I'm gonna drink beer and post on /chug/ the whole evening

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Everyone look at what this amazing user did!!

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>they got all killed a few hours later by ukrainian arty
Then why is there no footage? Ukrainians have demonstrated above all else that they love corpseposting and filming whenever they see destroyed Russian equipment. So where is the proofs? Surely, destroying elite paratroopers fleeing Ukrainians would make for some fantastic propaganda - so where is the images/videos?

Absolutely pathetic. If Ukraine were a real country it might have more people willing to stay and fight for it, but it's not, it's a bandit country and everyone knows it.

Do we? No. The govt probably doesn't think so either but they are so wealthy after decades of corruption they don't give a shit because they don't work for a living. Every day they are creating enemies domestically and our "enemies" are gaining allies whether they realize it or not. We are being punished by these horseshit sanctions too, then they have the balls to call on us to support them.

zelensky is losing it because russia opened
a new front on kieyf and advanced on the two open ones massively

Dunno man, maybe, maybe, with sanctions in the air eating outside would not be the best...

I'm not sure that footage is from the first day.
I've been wrong before though.

tldr version of this:
a dead goy can't be used as a slave anymore

what Russians should do is go to Dnepr to completely cut off the Donbas kotel

pajeet war reporter literally in the middle of smoking rubble to bring the viewers that extra comfyness...kek

>Ukrainian band plays dont worry be happy
youtu.be/1I8yIuKJ_Y0
>Ukrainians blow up russian tank
youtu.be/o-jkOKpIqp0
>Drone hits russian armored vehicle
youtu.be/xjWXh9O0FFI
>War Cum Compilation
youtu.be/c1Cjxq5OlEA
>Ukraine War Theme
youtu.be/CUR3NzS2mHc
NEW Tanks ambushed youtu.be/kzzT6MkSq2U

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That one was just tasteless
Some tiny slice too, barely there
At least the pickles were good enough I guess

understand please, battery was low

Based. true manly men love and cherish cute things

You should grab other screenshots and make a /uhg/ cope folder

What kind of beer lad

Dangerously furry/based

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I like how twitter faggots are always insisting nukes would never fly because no Russian would obey the order to launch. This is fucking delusional.

stop using vpn vlad

There's enough non english movies and TV shows that you could watch one every week and still not run out by the time you die.

Is it this one at
>>VDV Rapid Respawn Units - Gostomel capture
>files.catbox.moe/q4806s.mp4 (New)

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KEK. Why are ALL the WuMao shills in here shilling for Uncre Putin? LMAO

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Yeah i know but they seem to be re-organizing the obviously took alot of casualties.