Starlink cucks all Russian nukes

the reason the war is already won by nwo is the starlink can disable every single nuke they send at us. if they even try it, zero nukes will hit our cities, but thousands of ours will hit theirs. WW3 has already been won before it was even fought. spoiler alert: russia lost.

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So why is Biden backing down like a bitch?

BS. Post source of fuck off faggot

>Source: My ass.

Why is it that you use NWO and not the variety of globohomo organizations and pacts that, you know, actually have a public existenc and would also be in the winning scenario from this?

act weak when you are strong

true. the de facto number of russian nukes is ZERO kek

now this is some prime american globohomo cope

>c-c-cope
check our military budget compared to yours little bitch

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Elon is barely a step above a pajeet salesman who scams government subsidies instead of shit coins. Anyone who believe this should be ejected into space

1 nuke in the sky could take out starlink

so what is the boring company all about then? just to make elon musk look like a huge fraud so that the russians will be baited to attack? it's hard to imagine that even if this is starlink's purpose it would work when considering things like that or solar city that just seem like incompetent failures and are much less technically difficult

> m-my infographics will stop russia from raping the shit out my mom and sister next winter

*teleports behind you*
*destroys your entire coast with Poseidon nuclear tsunamis*
Nothin' personal, kikel.

Go fight your own wars, jew.

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Totally bro, that's exactly why Putin is retreating right now. Oh wait, he's not? Oh... So you're just lying then...

Starcuck can't even keep their owns satellites in orbit.

>the reason the war is already won by nwo
oh you can say that brother

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Bitch please. More than a dozen Starlink got burned by a weak cme last month. Dont be surprised to see more fall out of the sky today.

there were some news a couple years ago about next level state of the art russian satellites that do all kinds of shit in space, casually change orbits, casually get close to other satellites and do "things" to them, but it wasnt talked about ever again

so yeah, imagine my shock that some e car scamfuck like elon whose entire life was spent begging for government contracts, managed to "counter" russia

Kek the first ever good post by a memefag

Imagine thinking Biden is president. What a fuckin normie

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If Putin destroys the underwater internet cables the west will be tucked

There’s 10s of thousands already up nonce

you mean a senile pedo isnt running the US and making high level decisions???

Starlink was made for that purpose. Try again meme

>muh hidden strength
K. You can go if you want but I ain't fighting Russia for Globohomo.

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Doubt

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