/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #607

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Belarus-chan is CUTE!

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lol

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>RUSSOID ORC COPE, UKRAINIANS ARE NOT EDITING OR STRAIGHT UP FAKING THEIR FOOTAGE, EVERYTHING IS SUPER REAL, EVERY SINGLE SOLDIER, POW AND ARMOR KILL IS REAL, SLAVA UKRAINI
>Ukraine pulls Hollywood tier propaganda piece of extremely high quality perfectly composing the explosions with camera movement
uh oh ukraine bros?

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Lads I’m a giga brainlet so forgive my stupidity,

but why doesn’t Russia send paratroopers into the area west of the river? It seems more or less abandoned by Ukranians compared to other areas on the Rus military map. Couldn’t Paratroopers easily assault and secure this area?

Isn’t it better to use paratroopers here than on heavily defended places?

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Doops and it ends in nuclear war.

/fa/

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OBLIGATORY

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LEGENDARY FOOTBALL PLAYER OF UKRAINE STRIPPED OF ALL TITLES, LICENSES AND WORK WITH UKRAINIAN CLUBS FOR "PUBLIC SILENCE ON RUSSIA'S INVASION" LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

>Former Ukraine captain Anatoliy Tymoshchuk has been given a life-long ban from "engaging in football activities" in his homeland amid silence on Russia's invasion. He has been stripped of his coaching license, titles and state decorations due to his public silence on Russia's invasion of Ukraine.

>- This man is a shit," said former Dynamo Kyiv and Ukrainian national team player Oleksandr Aliyev. The Ukrainian Football Federation intended to punish Anatoly Tymoshchuk for his attitude since the beginning of the invasion of Ukraine by Russian troops. - One hundred percent he is not and will no longer be a legend of Ukrainian football. Everything he achieved will be forgotten - said Ruslan Malinovsky, a player of Atalanta Bergamo.

>It deprived Tymoshchuk of his coaching license and all the awards he received from the association and the state. In addition, the Ukrainians decided to strike Tymoshchuk from the player register and strip him of titles and achievements he had recorded with the Ukrainian national team and Ukrainian league clubs. As if that wasn't enough, Tymoshchuk has been banned from playing soccer in Ukraine for life and will be stripped of the title of honorary citizen of the city of Lutsk.

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP THEY DESTROYED HIS LIFE BECAUSE HE WAS "PUBLICLY SILENT" ABOUT THE INVASION HE LITERALLY DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING AND GOT FUCKED FOR IT AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAOOOOO

BANNED FROM FOOTBALL FOR NOT COMMENTING THE INVASION AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH UKRAINIANS ARE SO FUCKED UP WHAT THE FUCK

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good day, caturday

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I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

The shadow of the children of Donbass stalks their fields free now...
May god have mercy on the guilty.

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based retard still triggering autists with this

>Updated OP
Based baker.

So powerful. This is just like Harry Potter.

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Z

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I dedicate this post to Alexander the Great the greatest Slav that ever walked this planet

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Russia can't even take over an area from Pittsburgh to NYC in less than 2 weeks. Fucking scrubs

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MOVE THIS LINE UP IN THE BAKE PLEASE!!!
>Berdyansk, Kherson, Irpin, and Energodar have fallen - Mariupol, Kiev, Kharkiv are surrounded and besieged

speaking of turkroach...

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>Is the tradwife meme real?
Yes, for me anyway. She cooks, cleans and empties my balls, and I make the money and give her shiny things.
She is also firey, outspoken and head strong.
I don't know if all Russian women are like this as she's the only one I have been with, but mine is. A Russanon can probably confirm or deny

all im saying its a miracle to have so little civil casualties in 2+ weeks
and im sure the holols numbers are exaggerated

It's Pyitsburg

Btw why are Estonians so butt hurt about Russia?
I get it for poles but I don't think you guys had it way worse than the average state under/is USSR

Breaking!!!!

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What would you achieve sending paratroopers there?
How would you supply them?
How would you reinforce them?

Paratroopers are mostly used for harassment behind enemy lines - for deep operations - but the enemy lines are, already, completely fucked as is.

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kek based coomer

no kidding

damn I wish it was real

Now that's just petty. It's also kinda pointless because I doubt the current Ukrainian football association is liable to stay under it's current management for long.

Looks like a missile engine?
It's winter and that thing would have been warm for a while, makes sense they'd huddle in there.

i hear they can't find places to poop. what a disaster.

Z

Whistling tunes we piss on hohols in THE ukraine...

Kiev within a next week for sure.
youtube.com/watch?v=52lLK2MsD68

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Taking over an equivalent area in the US would take considerably longer than it's taken in the Ukraine so far
Washington would probably hold out far, far longer than Kiev ever could for example, and it's not that far from the "border" (coast here) either.
Invasions with roughly symmetric forces are bloody hard

>globohomo nuspeak
Disregard; right wing propaganda thread.

under/in

Friendly reminder

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Don't you understand? Silence is violence.

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Z

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top 5 serbs of all time

1. Alexander the Great
2. Skanderbeg
3. Charlemagne
4. Vladimir Putin
5. Tennis guy

neat fact. Slang name for the UAZ-452 is Бyхaнкa (Bukhanka or pan loaf), so called Bukhanka-chan but there is alterative name Taблeткa (Tabletka or tabletpill ) so you can also call her Tabletka-chan

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>How would you supply them?
>How would you reinforce them?

I would guess the southern front linking up

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I keked.

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>Bitbong shitposter trolls Reuters into publishing a bullshit story
>"The ___ of Kyiv" meme gets Sam Hyde posted by a US senator and Vaush reported on as a pedo by mainstream media
>Top Russian diplomat repost a /chug/ copypasta to the UN
This really is the most powerful political discussion board on the net

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Schizo dot is still flat blue anons. gcpdot.com/

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But you did not disregard? You literally posted in this thread and bumped it.

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Russian-chan too

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Would you /Chug/ users rebel if your government was overthrown by the U.S?

DPRK bro, thank you

He through he's a smart guy and could get away with not taking any side kek
Hohols are just retarded for punishing him if he didn't even voiced his opinion, he's a scapegoat for them.

Quite possibly...

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kek /chug/'s last thread had 150+ and this has not even started and we are onto 50

2022 Ukraine Conflict JOI Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

Flat blue was "good" right? Is that not when everything is in accord?

Which copypasta was that?

the fact that we produce national heroes for other countries speaks volume
we even gave Jesus to the world

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my government worked for the US since I was a school kid

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What was in the copypasta?

I still have no idea what that dot even does but it's eerily making me nervous

Where's Pajeet's webm list


FUCK

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My country is already effectively a pet of the EU why would the US bother with overthrowing it?

Since the user asked for russian dishes I'm gonna list my favorites

>blini
>draniki
>pelmeni
>rasstegai
>borstch (inb4 ukrainian, nobody cares)
>kotleti (any type really, depends on how you make them)
>varenye (again, depends on how you make it but generally good overall)

Drinks
>kompot
>kvas
>kisel

maybe she should be Tabletka-chan

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files.catbox.moe/fohtco.mp4
Mobile pharmacy on DPR frontlines

Remember to smile today a day without happiness is a day lost. Have a humor in life! Life is to small to be sad remember that happy is the best way to get through hardest times in life!

Fucked up, the dude is the most capped player in the history of the national team

Really nice to see how well these /CHUG/ threads have developed now over the weeks glad i put so much effort in at the start lads.

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Paratroops are almost always used to capture and secure a airfield where support and supplies can be flown in, the only exception is when euro paratroopers jump in Africa/shitholes and can fuck shit up so easyly they don’t need to worry about the enemy

It's not a copypasta. Denmark faggot just baited some (You)s

SLAVA UkRUNNY

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You want me to go back into the archive and get it or do you wanna do it?

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What would be the point?
The UA logistics are fucked, the front line rolls slowly, the hohols are barely manning their bases after day 2.

well imagine it wasnt part of the eu then and this happened, its a theoretical question m

Do you think Putin secretly likes Girls und Panzer and Pravda?

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gorilla warfare

You don't even need to post that lmao, uhg thread number is enough. They had an advantage of around 500 before chug came in to being from what I remember. That just shows how unbearable the shills were because most anons came here

im gonna try eating your mom

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Thanks DPRK fren, you're the best!

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oka

they gave up at this point. most of em are sniffin glue in the schoolbuilding they are posting from. i can feel it.

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Reminder to all Hohol Glownigger kike shills....

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True words, hope you have a happy day

Why do Russians simp for Georgian mutts like Givi?

not pasta, just some pictures from hohol kino and insta of "victim"

I want to say yes, but it already happened and we didn't do anything.

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rentry.org/647x6
This one?

Thank you proxy friend

He's asking which copypasta the Minister used.
It was the one about the maternity ward.

блять нy и кaпчa пиздeц

Evil Russians taking food from civilians again...

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I needed to hear this today. Thank you bro.

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Thank you for your wisdom, Supreme Leader

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And it wasn't us that found this out, right? At least I did not see anything about this until after Russia made a statement about this.

I HATE UKRAINIANS
I HATE UKRAINIANS
DIE UKRAINIANS DIE

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Same to you Fren!

christ I wouldn't even want to try taking that specific area, especially the Appalachian part. You'd have to kick doors and good fucking luck with that, the woods, mountains would be a nightmare. People would just go live in caves and start doing guerilla warfare

>I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SBU and I've been involved in numerous raids on Russian forces and I have shot down over 300 jets.

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put this up on /k/ see if they believe it.

His adviser is Katyusha so of course he likes GuP

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Fucking evil man... just barbarism...

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>hohols say they repelled gostromel airbase attack
>russians arrive and the base is abandoned by hohol cowards

kek

z.zz.fo/2gWlm.mp4

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Will be Kiev invasion an action habbening?

It’s an Drum magazine for an AK

you had one chance.................

>This really is the most powerful political discussion board on the net
too bad their response wasn't so mature

yes this is, anons usually do add it below their post rentry.org/647x6,

i shared this in previous thread but something you guys might like
>Here's a documentary proving the US started and supported the revolution Ukraine On Fire, Today (12 march) it was removed from youtube
rumble.com/vwxxi8-ukraine-on-fire.html

>interview from 2015 during the Crimea crisis with a former GDR top spy working at NATO headquarters in Brussels in the 1970s and 80s and there were quite a few interesting parts about Ukraine in there. I thought you guys might appreciate this as well. The entire thing is over 2 hours long, so don't expect a full translation, but maybe I'll come back and add a few snippets later on. (thank you kraut user)
files.catbox.moe/qktc15.mp4

i saw this for the first time. is this fresh or old anons?

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I'd become the Warlord of Brisbane.

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thats russians killing chechens or some other type of caucasian muslim

It's wasn't total bait, the quality was shit and it looked a little like the instagram avatar banner thingy was the filename.
Plus his talking points about the entire hospital situation could have been pulled from here.

first time i see it at tg channel colonelcassad, so i dont know who start this first

>imagine
Yeah... Just imagine the shitskins on street bleeding out.

Reminder that /chug/ is a board of diplomacy and peace.

Any rude or violent posts are made by intelligence agencies (a.k.a. /uhg/ posters) as false flags.

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Keep posting and it will bloom

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Holy fuck! Is it confirmed by Ukraine?! Evil fucks.

Vladimir Zhirinovsky said there will be no elections in United States in 2024. Becouse US will not exist in 2024.

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I love my molot drum

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It looks like the one where the Ukraines were caught using a ukraine Instagram thot in staged "atrocity porn" propaganda photos.

It's from the Chechen war

The only man who is capable of fighting Georgia produced.

kek, rebel leader of Tasmania here

The Ukraine has gone
FULL RETARD

Very based

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When you're not posting here you should be finding anyone with #NATOnerd in their twitter handle and trying to redpill them any way you can. take their "superior education and knowledge set" and smash it on the ground like a glass vase.

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I always knew that it's not just that we are called the world's evil

Why did Russia kill Givi?

This and the bread and water drop offs patrols are doing is some real Hearts and Minds shit compared to the hohols

Not sure fren it doesn't tickle any memory engrams of mine and I saw a LOT of shit from 2014.

WHATS THAT ? link to the vid pls ?????

get fucked sage

What chug copy pasta? and how can you tell by the picture

It all came down to that one badass shelling video really.

Just watched in 1080p on YT, definitely doesn't look like Any Forums screencap
More like it

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