I heard a new conspiracy theory, Any Forums, Patrushev (head of FSB) strike a deal with China, the essence of the agreement is that Patrushev is staging a coup (unofficially, officially, Putin should simply resign) and give China Russia's nuclear arsenal, gold fund and oil, in return, the Patrushev family gets the right to set up a regime in Russia similar to North Korea and rule as long as China exists. What do you think, Any Forums, will happen or not?
I heard a new conspiracy theory, Any Forums, Patrushev (head of FSB) strike a deal with China...
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Ayden Roberts
Everyone knows that China is about to take East Russia. It's a matter of time
Luke Roberts
based.
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Jeremiah Miller
>officially, Putin should simply resign
This will never happen.
No one will stage a coup so powerful as to make the monkey's weak ego actually admit a defeat.
Ukraine will have to fight this the hard way, and both sides will lose people, and Ukraine's cities will get razed, and Russia's economy will go to shit. No winners. Only banan
William Phillips
If this happens, China will get all of Russia as a vassal. The question is that the Russian elites will swallow it.
Leo Ward
What this war has brought Russia so far is 100 square kilometres of acquired land and the fact that they are China's bitch for the next 50 years, Putin literally begged Xi to grab him by the balls. At this point I have more respect for the average chink than slavbros, they are cucking white Christianity
Anthony White
Propaganda will simply declare victory over Ukraine and officially Putin will resign for health reasons. Anyways Ukraine is Patrushev's fuck up, so either Putin will finish Patrushev or Patrushev will finish Putin.
Adrian Roberts
hohol you and your delusions. can't wait till it's "Kiev, Russia"
Nathan Gray
I heard the same thing, but the source is pretty shit, all the FSB spooks are scared ever since Putin forced the 5th's leadership on house arrest.
In any case, Russia can't do this forever, if this turns into an insurgency, Russia is finished, and they are not making fast enough gains for a capitulation, so it's becoming more likely everyday this goes on
John Sanchez
Start learning Chinese, bot, soon it will be the second official language in Russia.
Owen Martinez
what makes you think I don't know chinese already you american cock sucker
Gabriel Long
It's what now? 10 days? Russia still can't take Mariupol, which is next to their border, and that's after going full grozny mode
anyone who still believe this invasion is going on to plan is delusional, 3 general majors have died so far, the last two survived both Afghanistan and the chechen wars.
Nathaniel Hall
Oh, it's you, Chang, how many insects did you eat today?
Ryder Perry
bump. it's not the worst theory
Justin Allen
Start learning Russian, bot, soon it will be the first official language in Ukraine.
Camden Walker
Try me, bitch.
Joshua Perez
imagine posting shit on here when the enemy are bearing down on your capital.
Caleb Flores
Putin can go suck a big fat Chink dick in hell YOU faggot....
Alexander Walker
There is no try.
It's already destined, brother.
Brody Cruz
They've been stuck there for 2 weeks, wake me up if they finally decide to storm.
Landon Edwards
Lol. That face when you realize that Putin is a REAL Nigger Lover.
Bentley Walker
Ghost of Kiev spotted
Ayden Long
Sure, we are doomed to destroy russia. Good game, fagots.
Adam Perry
> Britbong
> Is a TOTAL faggot for Vladimir Putin
> Prolly is a Vatnik
Chase Watson
Look at that charred Vatnigger Tanker. Lol. He's getting cucked in hell by Satan now.
Ryan Turner
No hate to you, ukro-bro, i just made a statemane: fall of Ukraine only a matter of time, i believe you deep inside understand it.
Can you answer me a question please?
Why ain't you on frontline? Why ain't u join army or at least TerDef?
Dylan Powell
How will their language even survive? Men in Ukraine will be forced to speak Russian, Ukrainian girls will pick up Polish from their new husbands. Don't really see much perspective for the language
Noah Rivera
get out and fight u faggot.
Owen Gonzalez
It sounds extremely retarded. I expect nothing less from humanity.
Owen Ward
Funniest thing is russian-speakers way more than ukrainian-one already.
I lived in Ukraine for more than 20 years (entire my life) and i've seen only few people who actually speak clean-ukrainian.
Mostly speak russian or so-called "surzhik" (russian+ukrainian at the same time)
Dominic Rogers
that won't happen
but everything is very unpredictable due to war
if anything were to happen it would be a military junta and then chaos in Russia and then some new madmen like Lenin. all future options are bleak for Russia
Liam Powell
>ukrainian flag
>conspiracy theory
debunked
Ayden Morgan
Dream more. Meanwhile, Russians are already forced to return to the practice of World War II and shoot the retreating troops.
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Jacob Roberts
You can be multi-lingual user. I'm learning Nihongo and Suomalainen - I might also try to learn how to write in Ukrainian so I can one day have me a pen pal (and maybe even see where that goes).
Aaron White
Yeah yeah sure, so, can you answer my question? Its a simple one.
>Why ain't you on frontline? Why ain't u join army or at least TerDef?
I already know the answer but want to hear it from you.
Joseph Adams
It's because Russia is full of Niggers who blindly worship whatever strongman is able to take power in their faggot ass country.
Luis Brown
Are you sure, Ivan?
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Luis Morgan
What happened to 'we'll capture you, it's just a matter of time'? As usual, vatnik can only barks.
Samuel Lee
"The Vatnik shrieks in pain as he strikes you"
Grayson Martinez
>What happened to 'we'll capture you, it's just a matter of time'?
Nothing happened. As i said - its only a matter of time.
So, answer my question, if u please.
Why are you sitting at home and shitposting instead of fighting on frontline?
Russians so weak and loosing, it shouldn't be scare to fight those vantiks ain't it?
So why are you ain't with the army or Territorial Defence, brother?