/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #606

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Belarus-chan is CUTE!

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Post Ukrainian heros.

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Thread Theme
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Found in old WW2 archive

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Bringing awareness to stop racism against Bulgarians in the Balkans

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>Z
Gay

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bajs report in

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>wake up we gotta invade ukraine for the motherland
What do?

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Bros, may I request a pic and a webm with a failed hohol ambush on Russian tanks

Have the FSA retaken the 1070 yet?

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>Ukrainian heros.

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Second one

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Thank you for laughing at my jokes.

Thank you for being here dear leader!

Uooooooooh

>My shitpost became reality
I can't believe it myself.

youtu.be/xUmdAbWOsWY

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tell me something philosophical great chairman

much appriciated man.

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Glory to DPRK

Tell us some more please

You need a little humor in life.

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youtu.be/2Rc7A16pyF0

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khorosho tovarischie!
na Zdrowie!

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Friendly reminder

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How many people need to die for Zelensky to finally give Putin a banana?

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Tell us more jokes about ukraine please

Somethingsomething tatar? What does the rest say and what's with the rune?

Its good to have you with us

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protect jackie chan brother serving on the front line.

haHAA

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I have fucking tears in my eyes right now..

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How many Estonia's is that?

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If you only have one apple you are a great man, if you have 3 apples you will be the greatest man. Always have an apple to share with your comrades.

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These pics of russian soldiers rolling in with the boys on their vehicles are peak comfy

>Thanks for waiting habibi I couldn't find my keys.
This is fucking peak comfy.

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Why isn't anything happening right now? Is it another ceasefire?

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they were good jokes mr,kim.

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thank you chairman

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Based af Kim

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Vaush just can't catch a break. First Rowling is dabbing on him and now even CNN joins the party.

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THREE ESTONIAS

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How are the apples in DPRK?

Congrats user, no numerals meme magic is a tricky thing but you pulled it off.

"We are bulgarian,not tatar."
true sons and daughetrs of Alexander call Bulgarians Tatars,Bulgarians blame for Macedonian racism onto us that we brainwashed them to hate them but i dont believe it

>Always have an apple to share with your comrades.

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I like this general more since it's more comedic neutral than it is overtly hostile to one side. It's like you can't posts anything slightly against the narrative in the other one

Absolutely best korea

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It must be pretty crazy over there now that their narrative is collapsing

We love North Koreans too.

Heyo DPRKbro, I have a question in the picture.

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Indeed they are.

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Mr. Chairman I ask you, with humble intentions, to fully endorse the operations in Ukraine, for GREAT JUSTICE!

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And it's fucking dead too lmao. The thread barely move like it has aids.

OH NO BROS, THE WEST SAYS IVAN KIDNAPPED THE MAYOR

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never knew chug is blessed by mister kim

Friendly reminder

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People now believe everything the Ukrainians produce without a shred of critical thinking.
Think i am over this war I just want to see it finished.

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A ukraine was walking to the doctor and was seen by a Russian soldier the Russian soldier said Hey where are you going? The ukraine said I am going to doctor! The Russian asked why are you going to the doctor! The ukraine say to him Because you shot me! So the Russian shot the ukraine again! The ukraine said OW! Why you shot me again! The Russian soldier said Sorry I thought you said I shot you the first time!

>Ukrainian soldiers were unloading a shell under the supervision of a Russian drone. When they finished unloading the ammunition into the warehouse, the ammunition was destroyed
V for victory!

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memractar

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I like this timeline more and more every day. For our next trick I suggest we make him a the head of a volunteer orphanage.

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>when it is actually real.

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I knew it, the SBU are russian assets after all!

>now
that was the case since day one

Idk man i don't give a shit honestly, this isn't the balkan wars. We're all balkan bros imo
Have a pleskavica on me

>photos that women will never understand core

Thanks for being the eastern nuclear fuse-box against the globablists.

>Always have an apple to share with your comrades
Based.

You're right, that's how threads end up if you don't just outright embrace the humour and absurdity.

>According to the lying globohomo


I'M GONNA NEED A FACT CHE--- oh wait, fact checks are not even correct these days.
Sorry, I'm just not gonna support them (The Ukraine)

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byebyraktar.

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>Kino
Yea it is

youtu.be/_S-2x789BVM

>>My shitpost became reality
qrd?

I have to use Yandex to find Russian sources .... my country isn't even at war with these people.

I understand that judging from Ukraine's morale, it's unlikely that they will surrender, unless they got Hiroshima-Nagasaki treatment. That's why it's useless to ask "Why Ukraine doesn't just surrender already, even though they're outnumbered."

If your question is "Why Zelenskyy do this? Why Zelenskyy do that?", well... I believe that leader of a nation is the mirror of the people of that nation. It doesn't matter whether it's autocracy or democracy, nor it doesn't matter whatever those Western media may say. The principle is as clear as sunset.

If hohols declare themselves: "We rather choose death than to be Putin's slave!", then so it be.

If they stand for Ukraine, they die for Ukraine.

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Chug is comfy, we have the comfiest people. And shills literally can't cope with it.

>average /chug/ enjoyer

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No problem bro
Death to ukraine and the west!

nice one

BayrACKtar

Turd bros...
i thought Bayraktar was state of the art drone but it looks it can only be effective against people with no proper Air Defence

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ryuk approves

The tiger forces might be heading to Ukraine.

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>Another case of Russian Saboteurs

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TFW my favorite girl doesn't make it to the main stream

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>Russian: have 1 apple - eat, have 3 apples - share with friends, family
>Jewish: have 1 apple - sell, have 3 apples - sell
>Ukrainian: have 1 apple eat, have 3 apples - eat one, bite other two

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Do normies not realize Russia has literally been designed since its conception to be as resilient to western sanctions, and as self sufficient as possible?

I love the fact that we wasted so many journalists time fact checking this lmao

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HOLY SHIT IT'S NOT A MEME
IT'S FUCKING REAL
MY SIDES

>qrd on a shitpost
My dick was inside your mom’s vagina yesterday, no offense she said she liked it.

I keked.

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