/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine #5900

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>Russia trying to evacuate Izium, DPR took Volnovakha
>Putin accepts Shoigu proposal; instructed to help all willing volunteers to get to the war zone in Ukraine.
>US funded biolabs did research into Bat coronavirus, Russian MoD says
>Psaki spergs out over biolabs, writes seething novella on Twitter, schitzoposters vindicated
>Zelensky signs law allowing all civilians to carry weapons of war & use them against Russian soldiers
>US gas prices hit $4.25/gal and climbing, an all time high
>Ukrop 93rd mechanized attacks east of Dnipropetrovsk, losing 250 soldiers and 18 combat vehicles
>Biden's oil requests snubbed by Saudis, UAE, OPEC
>US demanding “part or whole” of Venezuela oil production to ease sanctions on Maduro
>China demands the US release more details regarding the 26 US-backed bio labs in Ukraine ASAP
>Putin signs decree banning exports from Russia, imports to Russia of certain products & raw materials until 2023
>Berdyansk, Kherson, Irpin, and Energodar have fallen - Mariupol, Kiev, Kharkiv are surrounded and besieged
>US has banned russian oil, gas and coal imports
>Zelensky “ready to recognize” Crimea as Russian
>Zelensky: No longer interested in NATO
>Irpin and Kiev mass exodus happening
>Irpin street fighting, Russia 22km from Kiev center
>European natural gas hits 2500, then 3800 euro/1000m3, a 6x increase in one month

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Master list! Thank you based Pajeet [From Irishbaker]
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>Russian tank btfo
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>gas pipe was damaged somewhere in Ukraine
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>An airfield near Krivoy Rog, Dnipropetrovsk region was hit
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>Russian Army confiscates food from civilians
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>From Russia with love
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>Azov HQ Liquidated
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>The king of battle fucks the queens
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>in the west of ukraine, after the attacks of the ukrainian military(most likely nationalists) on the gypsies, the gypsies caught them and beat them
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>Airstrike near Zhitomir
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>Russia officially accuses US of financing and operating biological weapons labs in Ukraine
>Ukrainian position in Nikolaev being hit
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>USA deputy secretary confirming the news about the 'biolabs'
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>Bio Labs Damage Control (Schitzo poster was right)
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>Destroyed Ukraine Tanks
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>DNR flexes on bongs with captured NLAWs
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>Russian supply convoy attacked, ambushers annihilated.
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>I'm going to shoot down an att - ACK! ACK ACK!
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>Ipren
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>Ukraine Accidental Redpill
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>War Crimes
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>Kino
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user you are retarded
see that number again

Holy Fuck

so sad about that 4th general dying.
and Kharkiv is gone too.
Oh well at least you took half of Kherson!

lmao, he'll fix it next thread

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zunny

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I'd take 1000 based retards over one niggerfaggot

It's from a future time line.

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CLASSIC

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>/k/ is convince that Ukraine's military is bigger than Russia's

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милo и cмeшнo

Sorry lads

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UGH don't you chuds know Putin is literally Voldemort?

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Z

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>wake up
>there has been 5400 threads made since i slept

Redditbrosisters….

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shill you smell

Cute пёc.

>5900
Holy fuck /chug/ers

Time really flies. It was a few minutes ago I thought were almost at 600

ammmm ummm I have you know that it was ukraines plan to fold they are like rebels from star wars and allow empire like overextend themselves and then cut them off

No problem bro, everyone is retarded here
Nazdrowie!
youtube.com/watch?v=AjZrV4wbdnQ

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Will fix to #591 next thread

ниггepc тoнгye мy aнyc

Z

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I get it

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Reminder
>Inb4 measurement in Belgiums

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are you the Swiss baker

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ACCELERATE!

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Here you go, leaf.
files.catbox.moe/401shx.zip

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Assadsisters....

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Sorry, it's canon now universe deemed it this way just add one to it.

I dunno Mr Dennys. At this point this kind of autism is believable.

i thought she was holding an uncircumsized cock for a second

>Every day more generals killed
>Every day more tanks and planes destroyed
>Every day more vatniks die
>Every day the ruble falls
>For over a week the Russians stall
>Kyiv is still free
>Kharkiv is still free
>Ukraine is still free
>NATO has never been more united
>Russia has never been more isolated
>Russia has never been more hated

I do not know how putinbots cope. There is no good news for them. None. None at all.

>b-but kotel is coming.....
>b-but two more weeks to Kyiv.....
>b-but Rossiya stronk.....
>b-but muh biolabz.....

Grow up. It's not too late to join the winning side. We'll accept you once you repent of your fascist views.

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So many Russian shills.
It's going to be weird not see any Russians online after this weekend. These threads just won't be the same.

I do not have confirmation on this

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Have a kot

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No they literally think that Ukraine has bigger army as in armed forces and weaponry
like bruh

You will be shocked at the stupid shit they believe.
reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/tb4i15/head_of_ua_anti_corruption_agency_wrote_an/

don't do it

I JAM LYUBE IN MY CAR ON FULL BLAST EVERYDAY.
DRIVE AROUND TOWN AND YOU WILL HEAR
>SOLDAT!
>SOLDAT!
>SOLDAT!
COMING FROM MY CAR.
DEATH TO THE WEST.
GLORY TO THE ARMY OF LIECHTENSTEIN

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I was hoping this would be a long happening, better get comfy

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Der Coomer...

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REDEEM 5901 DO NOT FIX

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Бaзиpaнo

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thanks

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Someone creating such threads by hand? I always thought it was a computer programm.

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what happens this weekend....

Dog

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Here you can talk about why mods allow slide threads during times like this

Anyone has latest chinkmap/kremlinmap?

Instructions for Javelin in russian haha. Guess we'll see DPR using them against ukros very soon

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omg is that a LE EPIC SWASTIKA??

remember this statistic when you see leafposting in /chug/

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>BREAKING: Israel's prime minister, Naftali Bennett, reportedly urged President Zelensky of Ukraine to surrender to Russia in order to save his people.
>That claim came from a senior Ukrainian official, but is being denied by Bennett's office.

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Z

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Just keep at at 5900 and make the next one 5901.

мoй

Also they can't play Pokemon Go

F

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Reminder that all anti-Russia threads are made by the same Jews who make anti-women slide threads here for a decade

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>thread 5900
>still a ceasefire

Russia isolates its internet. Nothing in or out.

nigga baka twerk faggot nuts ass titty fart balls nigger butt fat monkey nuts

Yes Burgerbro, I know what you are afflicted with

>all the soldiers there right now are mercenaries

Is that true Russian bros??

good digits.

source

you better bet US politici- arms dealers are padding themselves with this one
right up until Houthis start whacking Saudis with them, then there will be a record scratch moment

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ok...

...

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Cимбa!

Pokemon is a cancerous brain virus anyways.

>another ceasefire? How many days has it been a ceasefire 400, 500?

You know, the atrocities the azov group perpetrated on ethnic russians. Shit like burning someone on a cross or beheading them. Doesn't that remind you a lot of isis? What is it with western funded militias and torture murder?

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!, NINTENDO WILL NOT SELL THEIR DATA .

>пepeнeceниe

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pokemon still exists? that shit is from the 90s lmao

If you hadn't posted that meme here nobody would've ever seen it lmao

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It's #590
Made a typo

jimmy dore live
youtube.com/watch?v=mz5rQ8J6WX4

Why is Benzema fighting in Ukraine?

damn this is going to counter banning of porn, caffeine and bad food. Why would russians go outside anymore?

who gives a shit you fucking pussy

The common denominator is CIA involvement.

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in a couple of years there will be Russian copies

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This fag spent 20 years searching for chemical weapons in Iraq but they were in the Ukraine the whole time.

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I'm just waiting/hoping it becomes mainstream the west is backing Nazi and is anti muslim because they are against the chechens.

Not happening, all they said is that .ru domains will switch to domestic hosting.

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Has there been any good fighting footage recently? I've been offline for 10 days.

that ID kek

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old hag

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>We stand with the global community

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Bio-Lab Canada Inc. was founded in 1987.

bloomberg.com/profile/company/6868677Z:CN

canada has biolabs

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wtf is /k/

checked

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I only care about the ashime tbqh.

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Lum

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Its almost like they use hard drugs and trauma based MKultra brainwashing to control them.

I saw them hang a teenager in the woods for being anti nazi. They're fucking monsters

>999
Checked

Also post more of her.

Oh, look. Reason #14327 you should not waste your time on online-only games.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

More Z!
KeK I know!!

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A couple vodkabros said it's fake news and they're gonna be shitposting next monday too.

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apparently you do butthurt-kun

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why do they keep rewarding Russia bros?

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checked

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Weapons board

Z

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Tu presidente Duque está a punto de convertirlos en Goylombia

Good morning, sirs.

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> impying canada doesn't deserve a nuke either way

I only care about pokegirls anyway.

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>station military personnel in random civilian place
>why is Putin bombing civilian place?

Many such cases

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sounds gay

Do people still play pokeymon go? wasn't that like a 3 month fad in 2019 or some shit?

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uooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

sir! good morning

thats all I got :(

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nice kot

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Reminder that Zelensky's mercenaries are paid a lump sum of 3600 dollars, and a normal soldier's salary, but only if they stay 1 year, with bonuses if they stay 2 or 3.

Imagine being a redditor and getting blown up two weeks into the war, and all you got was some reddit gold and money to cover half your expenses.

ukrainian nazis are different from nazi nazis it seems like. They are more about killing ethnic russians than they are about jews.

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Good morning sir.

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