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>Thou shall not murder
>Child abusers should be dumped in the ocean with a milstone hung around their necks
>What ever you do to a small child you do to God

he said plenty

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evil eyes.
the Church has been jewed

Agreed. This is nothing but kikewash

I'm starting to think the Catholics had the right idea when they prohibited any retard from just reading the bible and interpreting it however he wanted to.

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Edited, I don't believe on you, chuds

This isnt murder before the birth

>Whatever you do to small
Yeah, but it's god who will do the judging so fuck off

>the Church has been jewed
The Church is alright, the man-made fake churches were jewed from the start.

Oh hey Rabbi Schlomo!

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Glad you're resolved to talking to him and working out your differences in person, I hope when you explain it to him you put it more diplomatically than "I killed my unborn children because the celebrities who drink blood told me it was ok."

And since it's him who is doing the judging and not me, presumably that means you understand it if I send him to talk to you personally. Think of it as a fast-track chauffer.

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You are demonic for defending infanticide at the whim of a selfish whore, but your flag checks out.

> doesn't know about the Didache

And what did Jesus say about the pedophiles?

something something MILLSTONE!

Here's what jesus said about KILLING TRANNIES:

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Oldie but Goldie

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Please for the love of God someone edit these:
Into the original

Never heard of the gospel of Thomas? you'd be surprised

"Thou shall not kill" his dad is clear on this issue.

The christcuck reveals his final form

>This isnt murder before the birth
Spare us the pilpul, kike.
>For you created my inmost being; you knit me together in my mother's womb. I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made; your works are wonderful, I know that full well. your eyes saw my unformed body. All the days ordained for me were written in your book before one of them came to be.
Psalm 139: 13-16

This!!

show flag, jew

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that guy undoubtedly takes it in the ass