Brit/pol/ - Leaving Soundbites at Home Edition

>I feel the hand of history upon our shoulders
youtu.be/MY4U59eb_0c

>Putin offers hints at 'shift' in negotiations; Zelenskyy says country at 'strategic turning point' in war; cities devastated by heavy bombardment
news.sky.com/story/ukraine-war-russia-news-putin-nuclear-live-updates-kyiv-12541713

>Ukraine war: Russia to label Meta an 'extremist organisation' for allowing posts calling for Putin's death
news.sky.com/story/ukraine-war-russia-to-label-meta-an-extremist-organisation-for-allowing-posts-calling-for-putins-death-12563280

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Alright lads, what'll it be then eh?

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Reminder: Josh is a jew and gets very irritated, frustrated, and annoyed when you acknowledge that.

ill have cheese & sweet pickle

Stop acknowledging him.

Liver sosage please

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dislike wogs

What should I bake next lads I'm thinking shortbread

any kebabs on the go son?

>What should I bake next
Your fucking head

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bake some croissants for harv

>news links
see ya tommorrow la

This.

for me it's CHeese s9lad

Seethe.

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Acknowledge his mother instead

my ancestors :)

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What clothes do you lot generally wear day to day. My girlfriend says I’m a bit too boring and middle aged and I always look the same.
This has triggered more than a little insecurity.

Hey everyone at /britpol/, i have wifi again. How is everyone? I just got a new dress, was really excited. Was.

How is everyone? Its friday night and I've been stood up, i hate men.

Who else here a Christian racial nationalist?

I do make some pretty nice white choco pan au chocolat
No lol

lots of people have cognitive dissonance here yeah

Did he died?

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What the fuck is their problem?

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Manthighs?

Who is this, the stream/podcast
Also that bird with the can of stella is fuck ugly

Willy poster?

Was he retarded

I only wear natural wool or linen fabrics.

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Why?

Any crypto anons
Can you buy cyrpto in wallets or do I have to use crypto exchange and then send the coins to my wallet? Which fees are the lowest and highest?

Haha i was just about to post my new dress.

But i usually dress smart casual.

I... dont... ahhh.. uhhhh... :(

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Very dapper.

Because I'm an Englishman.

fren

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every frame from that is cracking ahaha
tears down my cheeks fuck

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...
Were those pullups?

>sweet pickle
saucy little bugger

I was hoping someone would take the bait

fuck off eddie you sad cunt

you have to buy on exchanges, decentralised exchanges exist but just use coinbase
then you send it to a wallet

oop, there i go watching the Manhunt speech again

Take the tweedpill.

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larp

>vinted
Nice LARP
post eyes to confirm

It's alright if you have a yid name, lad x

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/brit/ranny/pol/

Don’t buy shitcoins. Use CFD’s to get price action exposure, there’s no tax on CFD gains and the spread/commission is a lot less.

justified.

What's a ranny?

>Also that bird with the can of stella is fuck ugly
you're wading into some dark territory talking like that around here

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Roast beef

hes gone off the rails taken and giving away all sorts of pills

u x

AHAHAHA WHAT A LARP

He’s so annoying

I do on occasion. I think that’s her problem.

what's CFD?

Nothing worse than a spiritual jew

>dressing well is a LARP
You wear cheap sports clothes but spend all day on the sofa. You are the LARPER.

Didn't he say he doesn't shower or something
Imagine the fucking smell

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Congenital Femoral Deficiency
A rare birth defect that affects the pelvis and the proximal femur

Crossfit thing, cheaty pullups they call kipping. Presumably cos after you sever your spinal cord youll be doing that for a while.

You're seething m8

Yeah i brought it off vinted, and?

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Nice
I like the logic

If you don't wear a smoking jacket at home you aren't an Englishman.
Simple as.

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Ffs hello
Post your mums roasts again they looked yum
Did you get stood up cus you gave up your old ways?

a cheese salad and a luncheon meat and tomato please lad

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Does he know about the JQ? he's not based if he doesn't.

/r/gatekeeping
chicken tikka masala is our nation dish

Doing a poo AMA

what's for dins lads?
i'm having spicy chicken and tato wedges and some lager tbqh

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who are you trying to impress by wearing expensive clothing?

Hi Russel, say the word 'beans' in your next video if you browse britpol ;)

Hes pretty fucking good now, grown up. Needs to drop the unfunny comedy attempts though. Hes become a proto alex.

I made that pic

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>i'm having spicy chicken and tato wedges and some lager tbqh
Are you a paki? Knew a paki m8 who ate just like you.

going to personally claim the octs get tonight for britpol
get the ol girl back on top

what's your take on current events?

Why are you trying to bully my primark greggs collection wardrobe?

Glowies busy tonight

You aren't English.

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what's wrong with spicy chicken? not a coloured either

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Hello lol.

Mom is cooking today, so im just chilling, i got three new dresses because i felt so sad.

Idk why he stood me up, i didnt message since yesterday but i explained i was really down. So i messaged him now and said come meet me. So. Idk.

I just dont get lads, they are really flakey and demanding, its a strange mix

Im having moms home cooked beef, a glass of red wine (large lol), and watching TV with mom. Been at work all day and i feel meh lol

I know he’s speaking sense more nowadays
But his gimmick grates on me, he seems worse now he’s transitioned into YouTube and is pandering to teenaged yank birds

They’re contracts based on the price of an underlying instrument. To be honest and I’m not being a dick, if you have to ask they’re probably not for you.

Yeah sussex said we've got like 2 hours left to live so I'm getting all my shitposting in now

stirling work sir

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She's what wiggers would call "butters"

>Be me on christmas day
>My uncles on video call
>Family are passing the laptop around to speak to him
>Having some nice brief chats
>Only speak to him once a year
>Camera pans on to me
>"Cauldron, I hear you haven't taken the vaccine".
Nobhead

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even if i was down the pub and been in the british army and was black n that?
racist

...

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jacket potatoes, baked beans and a steak and kidney pie

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Make animal noises

lol you been holding that one in since christmas?

Nothing to do with us. Not our problem.

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I was wondering lol

favourite animal sound. GO.

>Mom
?

love beans me

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mad aha proper makes you think innit x

Sorry to hear that m8
Plenty more fish in the sea

>Mom

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It appears we both have autism

this bit kinda made me dislike suzanne
he was so happy

kek defos x

You're in good company ed

Yes, her name is mom. Not mum.

kek

I said 'no, not yet'
and my dad goes 'what do you mean not yet, you told us there was no chance'

Why are they like this?

Cringe Larp

Lmao

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waaheey lads, let's get on the dance floor again, come on don't be shy, It's Friday!
Has some troon ITT lost a dilator? A rather blood encrusted one has just been handed in to lost property, grim lads

anyway, this one goes out to whatever coal burning single mother are JOSHY is pursuing at the moment

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corr, look at SUSSEX go! Fucking minge magnet that lad, fucks sake, mental

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Well, that's good to know

I’ve got a tawney owl hooting away outside at the moment.
It’s pretty cool.

climbin trees, loud noises...
Hmmmmmm

Bichon Frise

Eddies started painting his toe nails.

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Pretty vague explanation for the obvious elephant in the room

urghhh lmao
good times

im gonna summon sussex

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reckon he looked much better with it, shame

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really?
Wow, what a cunt

Using beer money for fun. Any tips?