How much food for tonight’s happening?

How much food do I need. Is this enough and how long will it last me.

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Lots of beans. Hope you bought an extra ration of TP

>he plans to exist entirely off of a stockpile, and not produce more
Enjoy dying after two months.

>tonight’s happening
Nothing is going to happen.

he's American...they use a roll per every shit.

use water my basterds

What a depressing selection of food.

don't forget ur fav

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Thats like enough for 2 weeks.

So therefore the perfect amount. God be with you all

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why did you buy basic ingredients and not complete meals?

Should last you for tonight

QRD?

Why in the world would you buy canned beans? Dry beans are way cheaper and 100 times tastier.

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Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

You stupid motherfucker. You forgot the popcorn.

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There is no happening
Nothing ever happens

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.

Quadruple doubles back to back, based.

>QRD?
Some literal who Twatter account said that Russia was going to do something huge tonight
Some other literal who Twatter said Russia was going to shut down the Internet

Nothing is true.
Nothing is happening.

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Two weeks from tonight? Right user?

>The average memeflag exposes his newness by falling for stale copypasta once a day.

ITS ALREADY HAPPENED
THE ROOSKIES LOWKEY ACCUSED USA OF CREATING THE OL' WUHAN FLU, COVID-19, DA CORONABIRUS

>How much food for tonight’s happening?
one bowl of popcorn

i haven't been here in 6y, just came for the war
i only browse Any Forums and the 'arty these days

This it’s a nothing burger. Countries that hate the US will continue countries that suck the US balls will continue. Putin trying to make up 500 reasons why he had to invade Ukraine will continue. Wish he’d stop with this shit and just stick to the real reason. US installed a puppet government and he didn’t like that.

Nothing will happen

That’ll last you like 2 weeks macon starvation rations

>Nothing is true.
>Nothing is happening.
true

>no canned meat/fish
>no coconut oil

NGMI. Fat and protein is what you're gonna need for a survival situation.

Kys nigger faggot

>Kys nigger faggot

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No pork rinds user, I'm afraid you are not gonna make it.

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you know beans are toxic to humans right? get rice you moron. and 50 lbs of freeze dried potatoes. also 5000 gallons of drinking water.

You know you can just hunt peageons and squirrels, right?

>big stinky poopy butt
No OP, you'll get palate fatigue within a few days. Pack your weight in kg in Mustard.

Kek much much more than that, but yeah. Bunnies, squirrels, wild cats/dogs if it gets bad enough. Dog is like dark meat turkey, love them but if I'm hungry enough ill eat one

To survive the apocalypse all I have is two 55 gallon drums of water, 100 lbs of rice, 8 cartons of cigarettes, and over 10k rounds of ammo