/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #573

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I can't follow the meeting. Are we winning or is it over?

>RUSSIA IS SOVIET
>RUSSIA IS NAZI

PICK ONE RETARD

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ZZZZZZZZZZ

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>UNPROVOKED

THE SHEER AUDACITY OF THESE CUNTS.

>whining about civilians
>when it was their idea to arm civilians in the first place
KILL THEM ALL PUTIN
NO MORE DEMOCRACY
NO MORE DIPLOMACY

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It's a nothingburger, like all UN meetings.

everyone is just whining about >muh fakenews
and basically going full >no u

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We're on the world stage. I wonder what site traffic looks like right now.

NAZI CARD
>NAZI CARD
NAZI CARD
>NAZI CARD
NAZI CARD
>NAZI CARD
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>NAZI CARD

Literally /ourguy/.

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>RUSSIA LIES RUSSIA LIES RUSSIA LIES RUSSIA LIES RUSSIA LIES RUSSIA LIES RUSSIA LIES RUSSIA LIES

PROOF?

>SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

God dammit. He should show them video and photos of Ukraine army hiding among commieblocks.

RUSSIA IS NAZBOL

>Russian foreign ministry is lurking /chug/
I'm going to jail

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rolling

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Did he mention any of Kims jokes?

MEETING AJOURNED

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Z

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Mate you don't even need to watch to know the world is just ganging up on the Russian fella

MY MAGNUM OPUS....

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didn't putin literally poison someone with a "biological weapon"?

sooo....nothing?

Russia sounded reasonable, but they were drowned out by the 20 other nations screaming about ‘muh Russians are liars.’

somewhere inbetween, west is crying about MUH CHILDREN, Russia made claims about biolabs developed by USA on hohol soil, smaller countries+ Brazil, China and Mexico called for investigation

MEETING IS ADJOURNED
NO VERDICT WAS RETURNED

What a shame.
TY frens

can someone show the when the Ukrainian used 2ch pasta? Is it real?

Z!
za pobedu

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what would he think of this special military operation?

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>I'm going to jail
Or given a job.

holy shit that was hard to watch

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rolling

Ching chong.

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if you're talking about navalny, the weapon used was chemical

You're winning, but the loud fucks over in the America block make it seem otherwise.

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lmao

>cockhole bitching about nazi invasion of poland
>while squating on polish LWÓW
the absolute state of cockhole integrity

FSB THIS MEETING CONFIRMED THAT YOU'RE LURKING HERE
BRING BACK SERFDOM AND STATE-MANDATED GFS, YOU'LL REVERSE THE BRAIN DRAIN FOR IT PROFESSIONALS

100% unironically this. Holy shit the lies,fake news and cover up of their own orders and failures.

Fuck them all.

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MADLAD VLAD AND HIS CHADS WILL END GLOBOHOMO
LOOK AT THIS BASED GOD-MAN
COPE AND SEETHE KIKES

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>YOU MUST HELP US OK

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normies and the UN will never be on russia side
Give up Putin

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holy shit, is that real ?

Just woke up, did anything interesting happen at the UN?

HOLY SHIT IS THAT REAL????

Death to r*ssia

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Are you winning, son?

unsc is nonsense formality
whats next?

Who wants to hear a joke?

B for effort. But this would be better.

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SO THERE'S NO POINT IN TALKING HUH

>RUSSIA SAYS ANYTHING
YOU'RE A LIAR, AND A POO POO HEAD

SO WHAT'S THE POINT?
START THE FUCKING WAR THAN YOU BITCH NIGGERS

I'M READY FOR A CIVIL WAR

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allegedly. y know something something someone claims without evidence and so on...

Russia would do everyone a favor by deleting a Nation from this world.
A united Empire to claim the stars is needed.

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kek

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He supported LDPR, even visited Lugansk in 2015
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interbrigades

didn't you get the memo? the communists in the USSR were just as bad as the Nazis now

Wait, it's over already? That was the biggest nothingburger ever, what the fuck

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>corpsespammers support corrupt crossdressing ethnically jewish comedian american puppet-president
really makes you think

*farts*

Yes please esteemed chairman!

me

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>/Chug/ memes being used by Russia at the UN
Your turn /Uhg/

Burger-kun... Do you know what burden of proof is?

go ahead mister chairman
many jokes today!

you realise, that putin is a jew himself?

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You looked like a bunch of retards showing up without any proof of your claim. You are now fucked because the world knows putin is making shit up.

north korean cuisine

best korea has got to have the best jokes
hit me, kim, im ready

did you have a clown for breakfast?

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Yes pls

>Who wants to hear a joke?
I'll spoil it early: Ukraine.

Anyone got the pasta that was dropped at the un ?

>"Nazi" narrative fails
>MUH BIOLABS
So how hard did the cunt Colin Powell himself? Didn't watch.

The world is laughing at you.

holy shiet, thank you.

>ur mom's dildo delivery

That it is very weak, that Red Army in 1944 tier methods should be used followed by an Holodomor that would be real this time.

Brazil, Gabon, Kenya and a few others basically said "this is worth a real investigation" and the rest of them went "REEEEEEE RUSSIA BAD" and the US instead of saying "we agree these claims should be investigated to show the russians are spreading false information" said "we refuse to even TALK about this anymore" aka we are guilty as fuck

Would be really nice to splice this webm with the footage of the aftermath of that molotov ambush in Kherson.

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Hello /chug/,
Did anything kino happen today?
And what about the UN security counsel meeting about the biolabs? Did anything come from it?

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Go on Kim.

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me please
I liked the last one about a dog biting buttocks instead of biscuit

>DEFYfag
opinion discarded

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Do you even sleep?

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Extremely homosexual.

Yes, but why are you asking this in a place full of Putin shills?

Reminder that US just banned any and all importation of USD banknotes into Russia while BRICS bank and Chinese institutions have already turned their back on Putin in fear of secondary sanctions. It's unironically ogre

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I FUCKING LOVE RUSSIA

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Didn't they come from from siberia, according to herodotus and recent genetic tests?

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Isn't the response same as what was offered when then American election results were contested ?

Putin is a fucking clown. Lmfao he ran a good game but today will be the turning point and you'll start seeing internationals going into Ukraine to solve this bullshit he caused. Hope you guys like NATO on your border because that's what you'll be getting now.

go for it, but also post a pic of your window, I want to see Pyongyang

Yes, Azov have Sonnenrad patches on their arms because they are good classical liberals who believe in human rights.

So many!

Arming civilians and genociding the fuck out of minorities don't mean shit, same with muh children. It's all national shit. The UN cares about the sanctions, humanitarian refugee crisis, biolabs, geopolitics, a potential build-up of Russian and/or NATO forces in the remains of Ukraine, and so on.
It'll take months for them to sort this shit out.

it's over, putter on suicide watch

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Let's goooo

Also, another way to help the Russians is to translate, if needed, and portray views of our own countrymen, companies, governments, etc. that are done in bad faith towards ethnic Russians or Russian citizens, and Russian Federation overall. Picture related is my government's response towards Russia and Belarus that can be considered empty virtue-signaling towards west.

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its jews everywhere.
shame you guys didnt finish your job.

go clean my toilet lmao, or go pluck some tomatoes xd

So this whole biolabs thing is incredibly fake and gay because of this moment, right? Why can't Russia just be honest and say they invaded Ukraine to curb NATO's influence instead of making retards here believe that Ukraine was operating BSL4 bioweapons labs instead of said bioweapons being developed literally anywhere else and then imported into some black site warehouse instead. Even the US using the WMD claim on Iraq had more thought put into it than this

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Well Russia got moral victory in my books! Hope that helps.

What's the next move, guys?

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burn down russia, death to putin. putin go to hell.

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I would like to come to your country as a neutral photographer. Every time I see photos from NK I am filled with awe. I have not, will not ever work for the CIA or US governments, and I am a humble enough person to know I could not possibly understand the political nuances between our two countries, nor would I ever speak publically about them. My motivations are showing the word that we all have more in common than we have that separates us.
Taking any visitors this year? I promise my photographic talents will show your country for the beautiful place it must be. Thanks for considering!

pretty much
>NOOOO YOU CANNOT CHECK THE VALIDITY OF THE VOTES BECAUSE THEY WERE VALID END OF DISCUSSION YOU ARE ENEMY OF DEMOCRACY GET JAILED

>Capturing ukie untermench with palm size svastika tatoos all over
How did it fail exactly?

A doctor was seeing his patient the patient said to the doctor Help I think my arm is broken! The doctor says why do you think your arm is broken? The patient says to him It hurt when I move it like this! The doctor say to him Don’t move it like that and it won’t hurt!

Can someone post the link to the meeting? I missed it.

America didn't have any counterpoint to the piles of evidence, so they just started screeching.

>Believing journalists
NGMI

The UN president is making a bonus appearance to confirm that they care about the truth, which is unusual.

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That's what they did say. The biolabs is just the cherry on top.

Yesterday I was banned on VG because some retard said that Russia was killing thousands of civilians in Ukraine, and I said that he was a liar

you didn't miss anything

So my money is going to the EU, who is funding th butthult belt to do this kind of retarded shit?

ROLLAN

>you'll start seeing internationals going into Ukraine
I thought they were already there

Your woman at the un is on our side. No one is on Putin's side. Russia about to get pushed in by NATO nownthatntheu onownfor sure putin has jack shit to hold against them.

Cope seethe and dilate

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Lol I like the "bulala" part

shit happens, when you try to fight the whole world at once.

hahaha thats a good one!

Kek, classic.

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Based doctor.

a nice statement

If this is not proof that this general is a Kremlin shill central, I don't know what is.

Z

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youtube.com/watch?v=9CdY7t5VKIY

there's no fucking way that's real

>UN meeting
>not useless
Nothing important happened.

now moscow is going to look exactly like the rest of the country, that's what you get for ruining the country in the 90s

lmao, I heard the same joke in France! Guess doctors are the same everywhere!

BRILLIANT KIM BRAVO BRAVO PLEASE RESCUE ME FROM HELLSCAPE AUSTRALIA

sorry alzheimer bro, but joke is old, got anything new?

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great joke, thank you

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Sorry user

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The meeting is over, but as you could hear, several members of the UN are asking for an investigation, which is what Russia seemingly wanted.
It's a nothingburger until they get into the country to investigate things I guess

Wave of shills coming in after that SC meeting. Lmao

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excuses excuses.

Z

Can't believe Burger King managed to fuck up my order 3 times. I hope the LDPR McDonald's does that better.

Very nice, now let's hear South Korea's joke

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I kneel

Why don't we just leave the UN? They are useless and there are niggers in it

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You have isolated yourself from the world. The neco-oligarchy in the US is not fit to tie its own shoes, let alone wage a world war. It's over.

thank you mr.kim very cool

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lel

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LOL!

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In the UK? Do people buy the Russian story?

do you guys have link to that picture he is holding?

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nato "advisors" (read: specops supplying training, recon data, material and direct assistance) have been there from the start

That nigger is insufferable. So ashamed that's my representative. I fucking hate this country. I wonder if Putin will accept me in Russia.

Just say they killed 6 gorillion ukropigs every day.

based gamo poster

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Hardly a cherry on top when the biolabs justification was what they were first claiming before talking about bioweapons.

He strongly advocated for invading the Ukraine as far back as the 90s

Good one, Kim
Are you allowed to take pictures of Pyongyang and upload them or was the timestamp the only one?

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is there a possibility for a open up of the juche goverment towards the international community or isolationism is the way?

...are you having a stroke right now? Are you that 72 year old boomer?

Interesting to note that traffic is actually lower than last year US elections which was 1.7x more active than our peak of this event with around 328k vs 500k+ on election day.
Fun fact even on 6th jan 2021, when the americans conservative boomers were trying to liberate their capitol building even that day activity was 10% more than the peak we had during this conflict.
On an average we are seeing atleast 30% higher activity than usual during this conflict with 840posts/minute. ( i think combined boards?)

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THE PUBLIC HEALTH BIOLABS OF UKRAINE MUST BE DEFENDED FOR DEMOCRACY

not let's see if Russia lets them

no

kys you fucking nigger, Russia is the only one actually telling the truth in that room and that should really, really fucking worry everyone

they're late, very sloppy

I bet when Putin met with biden he pretty much sold out russian resources to the globohomo and this is how he accomplishes getting them what they paid for. Too fucking funny. Russians are the dumbest whites overall.

based Russians using /pol at the UN

Thanks, seems like I'm too late.

No, everybody here is painting themselves yellow and blue and sucking off Zelensky.

Do you guys want to hear an actual joke?

Russia.

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So, what was the point?

Okay, so I found this interview from 2015 during the Crimea crisis with a former GDR top spy working at NATO headquarters in Brussels in the 1970s and 80s and there were quite a few interesting parts about Ukraine in there. I thought you guys might appreciate this as well. The entire thing is over 2 hours long, so don't expect a full translation, but maybe I'll come back and add a few snippets later on.

files.catbox.moe/qktc15.mp4

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Literally how healthcare in the US works.

*2020 us elections

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