/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #570

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NOO-Q-LER FACILITIES

"Russian President Vladimir Putin gave the green light on Friday for up to 16,000 volunteers from the Middle East to be deployed alongside Russian-backed rebels to fight in Ukraine"

youtube.com/watch?v=k3rKBhgYvmg

Jesus christ take that orc out of my comfy zone
Nuggets triangulate mianus

MR PUTIN A LITTLE UKRAINIAN BOY WALKED 500 MILES TO SLOVAKIA WITH NOTHIN BUT A ROLL OF QUARTERS AND A PHONE NUMBER ON HIS HAND YOU RUSSIAN BIGOT

1st for gay faggotry from usa femnigger

youtube.com/watch?v=hQ58Yv6kP44

I know it's long, but please listen to it. It explains everything.

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Do I have any chance of getting French citizenship if my father is from France, but I was born in Russia? Do I have any chance of getting asylum in Europe if I have a Jewish surname, but I am a Russian citizen?

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why are they wearing masks?

she said those biolabs don't exist and no where near Russia's border

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>if I have a Jewish surname
Sir, this is a Any Forums thread

USA DESTROYING LIBYA GOOD
RUSSIA NOT DESTROYING UKRAINE BAD

WHAT YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND GOYIM?

Just gas us already, america-sama

>Number on his hand
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

They're PUBLIC HEALTH LABS not biowarfare labs *smacks lips*

>You will be held accountable for your actions!
Dear god I used to be against just nuclear holocausting America out of sympathy for innocent civilians, but I don't fucking care anymore. Just exterminate all Americans. I hate Americans.

lose passport pretend you are a holhol?

SILENCE
France is speaking

Hmmmm, the United States are fucked. We knew they were lying scumbags waging war on everyone since the dawn of mankind, but this is the final nail as far as I'm concerned. Donald Trump exposed to the normies just how corrupt America really is.

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MEZ AMIS

IT IS TIME

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B пeтeлькy.

They're big guys

This fucking sheboon is a disgrace. I half expected her to pitch her mix tape to the assembly.

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RATE USA SPEECH
1/10

Americans, I kneel. Great speech, great arguments.

Nuking them won't teach the world anything, but letting them degenerate further will.

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lol my mother screeched about that exact thing

>Jewish surname

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So what was Russia's announcement? Why did they say today will be a beautiful day?

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France is just repeating what albania and usa just said, sad.

Now that the biocenters actually exist and are just healthcenters what is the next cope?

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damn missed Russia and got the gorilla demon bitch, can i get a QRD of what I missed?

General De Gaulle is spinning in his grave right now.

Political spectacle user. When you realize that politics is nothing but smoke and mirrors and the majority of politicians are just spicy actors, everything starts to make more sense

Uh, sweeties, we did nothing wrong Russia is lying
;)

it was worse than Albania
also nice numbers

They didn't store viruses but bacteria
or some shit

I hate the antichrist

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Le Debunked

yea, all of them shrink back
>i have been found

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genetically tuned slav bioweapons confirmed
usa screeching misinformation before the information is even released

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lmao they really can't let go of Syria

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AHAHAHAHAH

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>Why did they say today will be a beautiful day
It was said on an ukrainian telegram channel

Just say you hate Putin and they'll give you a free job at the CIA

stream link?

hag love

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There is no reasoning with these people. The only thing that can be said is:
>"Alright, I see there's no getting through to you. I see that the West has chosen the path of hypocrisy, lies, ignorance and aggressive expansionism with the truth and dignity as its first victims. So be it. Russia will do what is necessary to stop the spread of biological weapons from these research facilities, and you're welcome to complain and seethe about it as much as you want. We will do what is right, while you lie, bitch and moan."

SOMEONE COOK THIS FUCKING FROG ALREADY
GODDAMNED AMERIMUTT BOOTLICKER

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I cant. I don't know Ukrainian, I have a Moscow accent, I don't look like a Slav

russia has the right to defend itself

its all so tiresome

Any news on Kadryov's Krazies? haven't seen much of them.

They always use propaganda involving children specifically to manipulate women

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
>I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
>I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

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if your father is french then you might qualify, look into it. also, if you are white, you are less likely to be accepted (you goddamn fucking racist). your jewish name doesn't matter at this point because you have no network to back you up.

youtu.be/olHRu_Ou4WI

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No. The ONLY thing upholding the current world order is only the American military, nothing else. The SECOND the U.S ceases to be a factor, a few ten thousand European men can overthrow our governments.

Fortifying the shit slav states like Estonia with NATO troops, and creating a reason to attack Russia directly.

>ukropnogs conducted a counter-offensive taking 5 villages from russian troops

is this even real or is BILD making shit up again like they have been for the past 3 weeks

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Did they just copy paste each other?

Just claim nigger ancestry juden

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Not entirely wrong!

This is just going to be a circlejerk, right?

Sort of reminds me of a country that existed not that long ago.
It tried to stem the tide of communism, if I recall correctly.

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It's this century's Vietnam.

Gaslighting has never been brighter.
>that UK rep male or female btw?

>weeks
*decades

lol even that UK cunt is calling it conspiracy. they are all against russia and don't even look at the evidences

WTF is that demon? Is that a 3rd eye between its eyes?

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Yes

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there are russian speakers in holoistan?

>rats abandoning ship

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called it
entire homosexual west is saying NUH UH RUSSIA BAD
no investigation WHATSOEVER

This.
They're all reading from scripts. It's a circus

syrian army inside Kharkov

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>random villages
c'mon, doesn't even matter

PUBLIC HEALTH LABS

>SYRIA

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10/10 IN BONGLAND

This time, there's nuclear weapons at play.

THE UK REP IS A FUCKING TRANNY

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dark and black like america

They are like literal NPCs repeating themselves.
Not even 1 word against the narative.

in ukraine. because reasons.

>all the fat retarded mutts screaming "NO FLY ZONE" in the comments
Large populations of the world need to get wiped out

Why are bong women so ugly

>US says the labs aren't there
>UK says the labs are there but are not bio weapons labs
I'm so confused

This whore should be gangraped to death in the most violent and painful way possible.

UTTER NONSENSE

THE FACTS

CAN'T ARGUE WITH THE FACTS GUYS

This woman is staring into my soul

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Why did Ukraine give up all of its nukes?

>this is a 10/10 (female) in britbong stan

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One of the most mannish looking women I've ever seen brother

we stole all the pretty ones

Were you expecting anything else?

FEETA

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this british guy has a strange fashion sense

Tell me the name of the villages and I'll tell you if it's real or just occupying villages that Russia never set foot in

South of our border eh? Ok maybe Toronto can go

that's 9/10 in bongland
I'm sorry frens

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Ukraine is well known for its funding of 30+ public health biolabs

Degenereta

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She's gets bingo for using "Polonium" on that dirty jew gangster in London or the other one that was clearly a hoax

yeah the big problem is we would've won already were it not for these kikes that will flip over the entire chess table if they come within a sniff of losing
it's really quite pathetic.
I think we should opt for extinction, just to make a point to them.

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>female

>the thermobaric barrel cluster bombs of maximum destruction

HEALTH LABS
STUDYING HEALTH

I haven't heard about that until now, probably bullshit or random unoccupied villages

kek
Skål!

It's not bioweapons labs they are health protection labs where we do gain of function research with ebola and the plague but it's called a health protection so it's not a bioweapon lab. Are these motherfuckers serious?

stahp posting porn user

no fren, let me out first pleas?

fuckin awful
this entire security council is so cringe it hurts
MUH 1 MILLION CHILDREN

AND WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY, POLAND RECIEVED GROSS MAJORITY OF REFUGEES AND THEY MERELY WENT ABOVE 1 MILLION, AND MANY OF THEM ARE WOMEN AND ELDERS

the banderistas are very enthusiastic about... public health...

I hate this super posh accent which got
deliberately cultivated to dab on lower social stratas. The moment somebody speaks like this
I tune out.

back to kpg
here we discuss the crushing of ukrainian fagland

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Just trust us. We would never lie to you. t.MSM and corrupt officials

I

Roxy erotic!

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Why are those people behind her muzzled?

Mr. Khan!!

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We're getting close to the evening

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they all lie, but recent lies from globohomo go too far

Russia mentioned a virus with 50% mortality rate - scary shit they really are going to genocide us in the end

I would very much like for that to be possible for as many innocents as possible

PAJEET TIME

>muh poor ukraine
>they are so hurt
>lying! russia bad
>the world is watching
Jesus, I hate victimism so fucking much, just nuke the UN already

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Chinese analyst take on the current situation for anyone who cares:

>1. As Kiev is not completely surrounded, over the last week or so most of the mobile forces in western Ukraine has travelled by road to Kiev to reinforce. By their estimation there are now 50,000-60,000 troops in Kiev. However they don't have much armour so in event of a Russian attack not going well and needing to fall back the Kiev defenders won't have much of an opportunity for local counter offensive.

>2. Western Ukraine is wide open and nearly undefended. They didn't talk about the troops at Brest but there could be an opportunity there.

>3. Odessa is connected to Kiev by highway but is too far for the Odessa defenders to be able to make it to Kiev in a single night. By day they will be pounded by RuAF if they're on the road. So the troop concentration at Odessa is unlikely to much more than sit tight and defend the city if an attack comes.

>4. The majority of the troops in Eastern Ukraine actually have two highways they could use to retreat back to Kiev, but they are even further away than Odessa. It's likely the mad dash during the first week of the war by the Russian was aimed at cutting those two roads but seen as the Ukrainian forces doesn't seem to want to retreat there's not much point in forming a pocket any more.

>5. According to DNR leadership, Mariupol is probably 5-7 days away from being completely captured. With Volnovakha now completely in DNR hands the Ukrainian troops in Mariupol are really screwed and its a matter of time.

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INDIA HERE WE GO POO BROS

INDIA BROS DON'T FORGET TO REDEEM

The poos are truth tellers

Good morning sirs

globohomo cucks believe they must hide their face or the wicked demon corona eats their souls

BIODEFENSE LABS

do they know theyre lying or do they believe it I wonder

SILENCE
SIR IS SPEAKING

I need an asian gf real bad bros

AND ON TOP OF THAT YOU GOT SANCTIONED BY THE EU HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH NO NO NO N O NO NO NO

>6. Kharkiv buildings are all really solidly built and can take a lot of pounding. The defenders in Kharkiv still have armour so if an assault doesn't go well and gets pushed back and the defenders come out at you with armour for a counterattack the Russians could be in a lot of pain. So siege on Kharkiv would take a lot of time.

>7. Kiev is an even bigger target than Kharkiv, although its buildings are not as strongly built as Kharkiv and the defenders lack armour. Nevertheless to attack Kiev will be a slow progress and should Russians decide to attack you would see the suburbs being pealed off layer by layer like an onion in a tightening circle. Don't expect a dash straight to the middle of the city.

Checked satan.

SIRS

wtf i thought poo's had funny accents???

2025 superpower speaking. kneeling.

>Muh biolabs

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The more I hear these fags talk in the U.N. the more I wish Russia just invaded the EU and nuked every single European and North American capital.

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gm sirs
atleast they're going to side with Russia

Bong bros, I don’t even mind sending few cunts to you, this is fucking sad just look at this face god damn

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Storm fucked substation for 2 days. What did I miss? /chug/ers and /chug/ettes

>what does the captcha mean

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> THE HAPPENING

youtube.com/watch?v=olHRu_Ou4WI

it's on, summary bc uk is talking now, and they're on perma-mute

> ruskies dropped hard facts
> albanians sucked us cock, just repeated msm talking points
> mutts sucked their own cock, repeated their own talking points, no facts, just bla bla, and of course "straight out of russia's P L A Y B O O K"
> france licked their own balls, again same telepromter

basically nobody addressed anything, just russia bad, ukraine good, russia will use bio weapons

in the meantime, us slav niggers are testing ground for

how do you feel about that my slavic nato friends? mmh? not just nato meat for the grinder, but also guinnea pigs!

OH POOS TALKING, BBL

POO IN THE LOO

R*ssia=a aids shithole

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YEAH AND WE GOT SANCTIONED BY THE EU FOR BEING RACIST AGAINST REFUGEES AND TREATING UKRAINIAN WAR REFUGEES DIFFERENTLY THAN SOCIAL MIGRANTS FROM AFRICA

AHAHAHAHAHA KURWA KILL ME NOW

Very very erotic

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I hate the antichrist so god damn much.

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I'M GONNA COOOOM
EUOHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yes you can apply for a French citizenship if your dad's French.

>UN is a joke and does nothing of value
what a shocker!

that's worse than black death tier

I hope no frens go. Only redditörs should die for this

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The UN is traditionally and historical split into four camps, those being France, America, Russia, and China. The rest of them gather under whichever camp's banner they happen to agree with, then they try their best to put up a united front.
Today's UN meeting is obviously controlled by America. Are they being pressured to agree with them, do they truly agree with them, or have they had a big round table meeting beforehand and actually investigated that there are no biolabs? We don't know, and it'll take many months before we do.

sorry sirs, I redeemed today

Beaners have the floor

SILENCE
MEXICO IS SPEAKING

aaaaaaaaah my bladder is bursting but i cant pause the arnab stream

She's like 50+ years old. Disgusting...

>Mexico

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You=niggerlover

Mates, it's evening already, why is nothing happening yet. It's already getting dark. Where's the happening I was promised.

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I hate America

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wtf why isn't he wearing a sombrero

not exactly
>The risk of death with treatment is about 10% while without it is about 70%.

Indeed it is!

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UNLEASH THE KRAKEN
IN TWO WEEKS

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In case Russians need a place to emigrate

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Are we winning?

haha dam you ukrop

The article only names 1 village

Viktorovka (Ukrainian: Bíктopiвкa) is a village located in Chernihiv Raion, Chernihiv Oblast, Ukraine. It belongs to Ivanivka rural hromada, one of the hromadas of Ukraine.[1] The population is 112 people.[2]

ToT

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holy shit Mexico is speaking most clearly out of the entire bunch

are these labs producing biological weapons? why is everyone so worked up?

Nothing ever happens

>India: Please do the needful dialogue sirs don't involve us

also you could probably breed plague bacteria to be antibiotic resistant by exposing it to progressively higher concentrations of antibiotics

Uuuuoooooohhhh! Lolibaba! Erotic! ToT

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how drunk are you rn ?

If Roxy was not meant to be lewd'd why did they show her masturbating.

in logic yeah, in propaganda no

yes
see previous statement

Russia spoke at length about the labs and their concern and potential danger, then he said "and I'm sure we will now here that everything I have just said is propaganda". The rest of the nations have ignored and brushed him off and said it's propaganda and then spoke at length about how Russia is evil because muh chemical weapons, muh lies

More than the half of the states so far have been globohomo US puppetstates and repeated eachother "putler evil" "russian propaganda" "fake news" "pregnant girl bombed"

Whats wrong with the Mexico translator?

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more than england?

He's the first moderate voice. The UN needs more representatives like him.

Have they gotten to the "ohmygodthepoorpoorchildren" part yet?

mexicans are not wh-

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