No more Coca Cola, McDonald’s, or Shartmart for the Ruskies anymore!!
Oh shit guy! How will Russians cope??
Aiden Bennett
Nathaniel Taylor
You realize that a McChicken is not made out of thin air, right? It will affect farmers, plastic and paper producers, sugar producers, accounting firms, bread producers, cargo transporting companies and so on and that is just McDonalds.
Jaxson Morales
>McChicken
Oh noes, GAE is taking away Russian chickens too? That's awful, where will people go to eat chicken is MickeyDeez pulls out?
Caleb Bailey
Ok
Jacob Moore
>McDonald's
>closing for one month to keep their properties
>will still pay 50% to every employee for doing nothing
It's literally nothing.
Parker Stewart
How many employees on the job market now?
Does Russia have a dole system?
Zachary White
Russia has already nationalized McDonald’s in the motherland and tossed out the McDonald’s trademark.
Nicholas Ross
strangest corporate shilling i've ever seen
Jaxon Perry
It's minus 50 million a month plus the upcoming kytch 900 million lawsuit.
John Clark
oof, how cynical of them :D
Tyler Lopez
Based! Fuck globohomo
Ethan Green
I wanted to commit suicide once I discovered that Big Mac is no more.
Henry Lee
>longtime kremlin watcher
I hate the media so much it is unreal
Ryder Torres
Sorry fren.
Zachary Moore
Dont be sad. They are not like they were when I was a kid. Pretty much all mcdonalds is absolutely disgusting. The smell around their facilities shouldve led you to think.
t. chef
Hudson Myers
it's fucking nothing
a soon as any sort of peace threaty is signed all those companies will race the fuck back to get their slice of russian market
Hunter Watson
What will they do without the psychic power of AMERICAN CUMSOOMERISM!?!?!?!
Ryder Evans
>suicide
Be strong, brother! You will survive this. Russians are gentle people and not used to such hardships in their history, so I know this will be rough for you and your people.
Jayden Howard
I'm craving one right now unironicly, can't stand the soft drink in McDonald's though they put way to much syrup in and it's never worth it to just buy the bigmac on its own
Might ask them if they can fill a cup of soda water
Chase Lewis
>craving
that means it's working
Lucas Hill
>soda
get a coffee, their coffee is actually quite good
Justin Ross
They will sustain on pride and values like all commies.
Luis Martin
No they just seized the buildings that are owned
They want to scare off any future investors and stay poor forever
Poverty high aids drugs murder is heckin traditional family value and must be protected at all cost
Dominic Reyes
They can just keep them running and save the globohomo franchise and license fee. All things come from a local factory anyway and most McDonald's are not actually owned by McDonald's.
Ayden Evans
Oh noes, no one will make mcchickerinos without mcdonalds! Market adapts to demand smooth brain, as long as there's still a demand some other company will fill it. This is a boon for local companies.
Ryder Allen
Not the psychics!
Evan Gomez
I was already boycotting McDonalds for their BLM shit I will keep boycotting them for our White and Asian brothers
Gabriel Davis
89% of Russian McDonald's are not franchises. This is literally a 10% cut in total McDonald's profits.
Jack Ross
Lots of countries without McDonald's have their own local knockoff. When the Russian government sells off the McDonald's abandoned by the company, what will the new name be?
Liam Turner
A "psychic" toll? Do they mean a psychological toll?
Christian Barnes
I legit was in Moscow when they opened the first McDonalds. I went there a few days after it had opened to avoid most of the insane ques.
Its tragic now, that in just 30yrs, Russia is reverting back to what it was before, as the USSR.
Easton Edwards
It's not like I eat one every day calm down
Nathaniel Fisher
In what way is the lack of McDonalds tragic?
Benjamin Lewis
When making up shit, it doesn't need to make sense.
Evan Ramirez
These days I wouldnt be surprised if the were talking about those retarded witches
Isaiah Gonzalez
I dont think they will change the name. They will continue to run all the facilities from their part of the production chain, still with the same name, as if "nothing happened".
Nathan Parker
McTrump
Lucas Ramirez
noooo i wanted fat nfkrz back
Christian Jackson
>They want to scare off any future investors and stay poor forever
Yes, because Russians lack the technology to flip burgers. What will they do with all those great things the West has given them? Such suffering as the world has never seen before.
Dylan Gutierrez
It's the west that's pushing hard to move to communism, not Russia. Don't confuse a system of governance with a economic system.
Ryan Taylor
I wonder why no one is asking these companies if they will be destroying their properties in Russia. It's a head scratcher.
Jordan Turner
In what ways is access to a free market economy not tragic?
Wtf are you even trying to ask?
Carson Sanders
Eli Gomez
>It's the west that's pushing hard to move to communism
I didnt say Communism. I said state like USSR.
Chase Phillips
based lowtiergodposter
Noah Smith
Fun fact: McDonald's only flips the fries. The burgers don't get flipped.
Jaxson Gomez
LOL, corpocracy isn't the free market.
Owen Cooper
They can just eat grass like in the good old days
Sebastian Edwards
Everytime I hear you people talk about the McDonalds shutting down in Russia I just end up craving a BigMac, which makes me think some shill here is breaking Global Rule 11
Lucas Sanders
They can just rebrand it and call them McRuskies