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▶Latest >Putin accepts Shoigu proposal; instructed to help all willing volunteers to get to the war zone in Ukraine. >US funded biolabs did research into Bat coronavirus, Russian MoD says >Psaki spergs out over biolabs, writes seething novella on Twitter, schitzoposters vindicated >Zelensky signs law allowing all civilians to carry weapons of war & use them against Russian soldiers >US gas prices hit $4.25/gal and climbing, an all time high >Ukrop 93rd mechanized attacks east of Dnipropetrovsk, losing 250 soldiers and 18 combat vehicles >Biden's oil requests snubbed by Saudis, UAE, OPEC >US demanding “part or whole” of Venezuela oil production to ease sanctions on Maduro >China demands the US release more details regarding the 26 US-backed bio labs in Ukraine ASAP >Putin signs decree banning exports from Russia, imports to Russia of certain products & raw materials until 2023 >Berdyansk, Kherson, Irpin, and Energodar have fallen - Mariupol, Kiev, Kharkiv are surrounded and besieged >US has banned russian oil, gas and coal imports >Zelensky “ready to recognize” Crimea as Russian >Zelensky: No longer interested in NATO >Irpin and Kiev mass exodus happening >Irpin street fighting, Russia 22km from Kiev center >European natural gas hits 2500, then 3800 euro/1000m3, a 6x increase in one month >Russia encourages Russian websites to migrate to Russian hosts in leaked documents
>It will be difficult for the EU to abandon Russian gas, it will require the personal efforts of all citizens of the community - the head of the European Commission Ursula von der Leyen Will you suffer for Ukraine sake, Europeans?
>The consumer price index jumped 7.9% from a year earlier following a 7.5% annual gain in January, Labor Department data showed Thursday. The widely followed inflation gauge rose 0.8% in February from a month earlier, reflecting higher gasoline, food and shelter costs.
Nathaniel James
>just because Well, that's an appropriate answer at least.
>Thousands of Russians dead >Goldman Sachs leaves >JPMorgan leaves >Russian government hacked repeatedly by “Anonymous” aka the alphabet groups >unable to get materials from China for their war machine >Russia economy set to collapse >Russia set to default on its loans >Russian credit rating craters >Chechen leader dead >Stock market unable to open >Putin signs law that allows him to take money out of bank accounts >Russia arresting its own citizens in the thousands >free speech not allowed >police check your phone for any badspeak >Belarus bailing on Putin >Bread lines >Four generals dead >Billions lost >Billions seized >Economy ruined >Every major company on Earth abandoning Russia >Assets frozen for all of time >Yachts taken away >Real estate taken away >Stock market unable to open >Ruble worth less than Zimbabwe bush meat >No visa >No Mastercard >No google >No nvidia >No Samsung >No intel >No hope >Internationally condemned for the rest of Putin’s life >Set the stage for more countries to join NATO >Two oligarchs suicided >Oligarch forced to sell Chelsea and give proceeds to Ukraine >Gazprom head suicided >Hit squad sent to kill jew was turned to dust >Tanks made in the 1400s >Standing in a 40 mile line waiting to be turned into borscht by Turkish drones >No access to air or sea outside of Russia >Forever ruined >Glad this all went to plan LOL
Brandon Garcia
i won't even accept being inconvenienced
Lucas Lee
Yes, Ukraine siphoned all their petrol and diesel from their trucks. It's over, everyone is going home.
Gavin Hughes
Yes, sadly. Moscow is going to fall in 20 minutes.
Cooper Long
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John Lee
>being the US ARMY you can call in for air support or similar Just like in my cawadoodies!
NOOOOO the heckin' stock market and ruble bros what do we do if imaginary number doesn't go up??? all I know is that when imaginary number go up economy good and when imaginary number go down economy bad
russia lost luxuary goods I have to pay 30-40% more on basic necessities
Asher Parker
Steinerenko's counter-offensive was smashing success and combined with the threat of Hoholmir's Reddit Rambo-brigade forced Russia to the current ceasefire for negotiations.
Absolutely. We will give away our last euro to fight the r*ssian menace. Slava Oinkraine!
Jaxson Torres
oк ниггэp
Andrew Bell
Yes, they're out of gas, tens of thousands of Ruskies run over to the Ukrainian side to surrender and their generals are hiding in the woods. It's over for Russia
John Price
So why can’t Russia take Ukraine? Shouldn’t be this hard if your a super power it’s literally just redditors defending the country
>He thought the West and NATO wouldn’t respond. And he thought he could divide us at home. Putin was wrong. We were ready. Here is what we did. >We prepared extensively and carefully. >We spent months building a coalition of other freedom-loving nations from Europe and the Americas to Asia and Africa to confront Putin. >I spent countless hours unifying our European allies. We shared with the world in advance what we knew Putin was planning and precisely how he would try to falsely justify his aggression. >We countered Russia’s lies with truth. >And now that he has acted the free world is holding him accountable. >Along with twenty-seven members of the European Union including France, Germany, Italy, as well as countries like the United Kingdom, Canada, Japan, Korea, Australia, New Zealand, and many others, even Switzerland. >We are inflicting pain on Russia and supporting the people of Ukraine. Putin is now isolated from the world more than ever.
>in the west of ukraine, after the attacks of the ukrainian military(most likely nationalists) on the gypsies, the gypsies caught them and beat them litter.catbox.moe/n8pbfs.mp4 (Broken?)
>Russia officially accuses US of financing and operating biological weapons labs in Ukraine >Ukrainian position in Nikolaev being hit files.catbox.moe/90hfnt.mp4
Upright ! the soul of the proletarian Workers, let us finally unite. Upright ! the damned of the earth! Upright ! the slaves of hunger! To overcome misery and shadow Slave crowd, stand up! upright ! We are the law, we are the number: We who were nothing, are everything:
This is the final fight Let's group up and tomorrow The International Will be the human race:
There are no supreme saviors: Neither God, nor Caesar, nor Tribune. Workers, let us save ourselves; Let us work for the common salvation. For thieves to give up, To pull the spirit out of the dungeon, Let's light our great forge! Strike the iron when it is hot!
The Kings drunk us with smoke Peace between us! war on tyrants! Let's apply the strike to the armies Cross in the air! and break ranks! Bandit, prince, exploiter or priest Whoever lives on man is criminal; Our enemy is our master: This is the eternal watchword.
The gear still will twist us: Capital is triumphant; The machine gun makes order By chopping the woman and the child. Mad wear and tear in his anger On our charred corpses Weld to the wage strike The strike of the assassinated.
Workers, peasants, we are The Great Labor Party. The earth belongs only to men. The idler will lodge elsewhere. It is our flesh that they feast on! If the crows if the vultures One of those mornings disappear... The Earth will always turn.
May the past finally be swallowed up! Than a transfigured human race Under the clear sky of Justice Ripen with the golden ear! No longer fear caterpillar nests Who spoiled the tree and its products Work, lay on our families Your branches all red with fruit!
yep. they will no longer be able to play the new kirby game. TAKE THAT heccin evil russians!
Nolan Kelly
Russia military is overrated and this war is exposing it.
Isaiah Stewart
When the Freikorps is marching again.
Connor Ross
hmmmmm, never?
Carter James
>Is Russia actually losing? Prestige on the world stage and disbelief in how their military is a paper tiger. Ultimately I think they will win the conflict based on numbers alone but the whole world is laughing at the clusterfuck this invasion has been.
Russia has achieved its strategic objective. Prevent Ukraine from joining the EU or NATO if not ever, then anytime soon. Now it's just a matter of counting the cost. We'll know more in a few months.
Joseph Richardson
Talk to Brandon about that one.
Juan Martinez
/ournab/
Andrew Torres
Yes, because invading a bordering nation is the same as invading a nation in another continent.
Jose Evans
Please go read the article before you make yourself look stupid.
Owen Cook
list is out of lines, youll have to cut out the whitespace lines to add more. did that at the top to call OP cia, OPs who dont post master list are fags
Dylan Lopez
salmon and cheese sounds like a strange combination but otherwise it looks great
> its too early to see who's winning or aint Only if you have a room temperature IQ. The Ukrainian AF is gone and Russia has complete air superiority. The Ukrainian forces in the East, which were their best, are pinned down and for all practical purposes encircled. The major cities in the east are encircled. The Azov units are fractured and being eliminated. Kiev is almost encircled, and the Russians are securing their hold on the western bank of the Dniepr. Ukraine can defend the cities with what they’ve got left by using civilians as shields, but they’ve got nothing left to go on the offensive with.
James Jenkins
>300 rub for burger Those are basically an entire meal. As far as fast food goes, it's one of the better ones. It doesn't blow your ass away like taco bell.
Kevin Garcia
These liberal bluecheck warmongers need a serious reality check. I hope they get the war they want.
Adam Rodriguez
I had a dream I was talking with Putin last night. He scoffed at Ukraine, implying that the idea that he would lose was absolutely ridiculous. He also gave a little speech talking about how much he cares for the Russian people and he got teary eyed. But I got the feeling that he wasnt being completely genuine. He also revealed to me that he ambitions were much bigger than Ukraine, that he wanted to go all the way to Geneva. Anyway it was an interesting dream...we'll see if it comes true.
Carter Nguyen
>Who cares what women think? If we win, they do as we say. If we lose, they join our enemy.
>He thought the West and NATO wouldn’t respond. we haven't. we don't have a single acknowledged soldier on the ground in Ukraine. Russia will keep Ukraine and become another North Korea except the EU will still have to buy gas from them to keep from freezing in the winter. When Biden leaves office and his son gets kicked of the board of Burisma we won't hear another word about the Ukraine.
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US Air Force was collecting Sinovial RNA Samples from Russians, and excluding Ukrainians: archive. is/Adl3W#selection-241.0-241.8 archive. ph/8x7X7 Dilyana Gaytandzhieva Time stamp 19:46 is good context, as is 24:08 where Putin speaks about the sinovial tissue gathering [YouTube] Pentagon Biolaboratories - Investigative Documentary (embed)
Yeah as if Putin can’t just say… hey luka, join the war… mush for brains
Evan Brooks
guy guys I have new idea for meme lets call him from now on "Holodomor Zelensky" as I cant remember what his stupid name is and that makes it easier for me. yay or nay? have a T72 b3 Chad Roof meme in return
Didn't stop britbongs from conquering half a globe
Andrew White
the madman is gonna do it!
Lucas Johnson
absolutely
Matthew Phillips
>>Goldman Sachs leaves >>JPMorgan leaves >>free speech not allowed >>No visa >>No Mastercard >>No google >>No nvidia >>No Samsung >>No intel These are all good things, also all of those tech companies can't make shit without Russian rare earth minerals.
Leo Brooks
The fact that you have to compare an attempt to get random Cuban rebels to overthrow the Cuban government to this utter travesty of a failed military operation by Russia is the biggest cope of all time.
Kayden Lopez
This will be dragged into long proxy war.
David Price
And once Kiev is victoriously sacrificed to slow the invaders, the victories will get closer and closer to lvov.
