/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #553

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>Putin accepts Shoigu proposal; instructed to help all willing volunteers to get to the war zone in Ukraine.
>US funded biolabs did research into Bat coronavirus, Russian MoD says
>Psaki spergs out over biolabs, writes seething novella on Twitter, schitzoposters vindicated
>Zelensky signs law allowing all civilians to carry weapons of war & use them against Russian soldiers
>US gas prices hit $4.25/gal and climbing, an all time high
>Ukrop 93rd mechanized attacks east of Dnipropetrovsk, losing 250 soldiers and 18 combat vehicles
>Biden's oil requests snubbed by Saudis, UAE, OPEC
>US demanding “part or whole” of Venezuela oil production to ease sanctions on Maduro
>China demands the US release more details regarding the 26 US-backed bio labs in Ukraine ASAP
>Putin signs decree banning exports from Russia, imports to Russia of certain products & raw materials until 2023
>Berdyansk, Kherson, Irpin, and Energodar have fallen - Mariupol, Kiev, Kharkiv are surrounded and besieged
>US has banned russian oil, gas and coal imports
>Zelensky “ready to recognize” Crimea as Russian
>Zelensky: No longer interested in NATO
>Irpin and Kiev mass exodus happening
>Irpin street fighting, Russia 22km from Kiev center
>European natural gas hits 2500, then 3800 euro/1000m3, a 6x increase in one month
>Russia encourages Russian websites to migrate to Russian hosts in leaked documents


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escape the city [step 1] if you want to survive

Last bread for me, i literally took my (sleeping) pills

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I am glad you enjoy my jokes.

>One of the obtained documents, indicating the involvement of foreign states in the work of military biological laboratories in Ukraine.
Actually, it is precisely by such circumstantial evidence that the role of the West (and, above all, the United States) in projects related to the development of biological weapons is being clarified. That is why the United States, who denied their involvement, changed their shoes and pretend that, of course, there were laboratories, but there was nothing serious in them.
They fear what else Russian specialists could find in the materials that have already been received. The documents already found contain information about the systematic interaction of Ukrainian scientific centers with the US State Department, the US Embassy in Ukraine and the Friedrich Lofleur Institute in Germany. At the same time, the work of biolaboratories was, as a rule, confidential and closed. In the hands of Russian specialists, there was an official correspondence instructing employees to keep secret information about ongoing research.

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What did he mean by this?

lol youtu.be/uip1PM8dEIc

I did the neeful. What now?

Latest map?

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The ukies will kill civilians trying to flee the cities tho.

Thank you, Swiss baker!

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Thank you for bread

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Post a picture, please

> Ian mccollum is now praising cockholes too
Well, not that I'm surprised

How many helicopters?

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I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I dont drink
I dont cuss
I wanna ride on the front of the bus

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I wanna eat where the white folks eat
cause I'm white on the bottom of my feet.

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

We dont screw like the white folks do
we just screw til we get through

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I wanna be white more and more
so i can bitch at the nigger next door

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I'm glad this tune came along
we done wore out one nigger song.

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I wanna be white dont you understand
so I can play in a trashy white band

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

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Some drawnfag should make a tan of it

Z

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Ukraine is Russia.

Reminder that most anti-Russia posters are actual real-life shills (and some are Discord trannies raiding us):

>America/Globalists placing nukes and bio-weapons all around Russia's boarder, launching pointless wars and regime changes (one prevented by Russia) all across the globe, and now encouraging Ukrainian citizens to fight a hopeless fight so they can artificially raise the number of casualties and pin it on Russia
>the good guy
>Russia reclaiming a country that was indistinguishable from it for centuries to improve its security state
>the bad guy
Reminder that anti-Russia shills stick out like a sore thumb, given that 1) Any Forums is pro-Putin since he BTFO Jews and saved Assad, and 2) it would take a schizophrenic to say, "Fuck immigration and vax mandates," but then turn around and side with the very same deep state a day later.


Globalists are pouring millions of "dark money" dollars into online propaganda, commonly employed by information ministries, specialized military units and political operatives to shape the flow of information. "Russian trolls" are nothing compared to the cyberwafare budget of the Western Hemisphere. Check Table 3 for a glimpse:
governance40.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Troops-Trolls-and-Troublemakers.pdf

Shills always plagued Any Forums, be it perfidious propaganda or slide threads with topics ranging from suggestive suicidal ideation to framing Any Forums as incels with anti-women threads, but notice how said threads came to a halt the second Russia's invasion became imminent:
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/"allowed on the internet"/type/op/start/2022-01-01/end/2022-02-28/
Anti-Russia shills are anti-white:
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/363861616
Pro-Russia sentiment gets deleted:
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/363306133

Ad hoc analyses show that Any Forums has hundreds of slide threads at any given time (go-to flags: Slavic, Nordic, Netherlands, Georgia, UK, Canada, Australia, Greek, Brazil, meme).

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canada banned russian oil

ur a good guy

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Seem like ukraine have none left...

>all of the above is true
so another example of how Zelinski should be held on trial for crimes against humanity for:

A. Not preparing for a war that was declared in advance with every intelligence agency stating the obvious.

B. Lying to his citizens about the war that was obviously going to happen.

C. Stationing military around citizens that should have been evacuated in advance.

2 of those 3 things are literally war crimes btw. I do not give a fuck about your western propaganda.

>Russia will collapse any moment

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fertilize these nuts

sincerly,
russia

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For you

Annyeong haseyo
I've come to enjoy your posts, Kim

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is everything ready for today?

HOPEFULLY THESE SLOW MOTHERFUCKERS WILL FINALLY ATTACK KIEV SOON. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY WAITING FOR?!

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List of anti-Russia propaganda we have seen thus far:
- Ukrainian father crying as he hugged his daughter was actually a pro-Russian rebel in Donbas preparing to fight Nazi Azov Battalion
- 13 Ukrainian soldiers "killed" on Snake Island actually surrendered and are alive and well
- Russian tank that ran over civilian car in Kiev was a Strela-10 Ukrainian air defense system
- Photos of Zelensky in military garb with a helmet on are from 2021 border inspection
- Video of Ukrainian MiG-29 shooting down a Russian Su-35 was a Digital Combat Simulator animation
- Russian cruise missile that blew up the side of a residential building was actually a Ukrainian air-defense missile fired by the Ukrainian military
- Viral video of Ukrainian pilot shooting down Russian jet was a screen recording from Arma 3 video game
- Viral video of Russian jet exploding over Kiev was in fact a Ukranian Su-27
- Russian supply convoy that Ukrainian military blew up was a Ukrainian convoy
- Ukrainian military lied about blowing up 56 tanks that included General Tushayev
- Russian jet bombing near residential homes appears to be a Ukrainian MiG-29 fighter targeting Russian troops
- Claims from Western-intel that Ukraine had shot down multiple IL-76 transport planes carrying paratroopers have yielded no evidence
- Ukrainian Ambassador to the UN reads fake text messages from 2ch (Russian soldiers aren't allowed cell phones in Ukraine)
- Russian attack on Holocaust memorial was an attack on a communications tower nearby
- Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant fire was actually in a training centre outside the perimeter where Ukrainian soldiers took up a defensive position
- Viral photos of "Children hiding in Kiev metro" were actually taken from one of the schools in Donetsk region (Druzhkivka school #1)

No proofs of downed helicopters in ages.
Maybe 10 lost total? Generous estimate.

This is what (((they))) took from you...

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I'm screencapping so I can tell my sister about NK's great sense of humour.

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Ian is an American and a spiritual boomer so it makes sense that he's gargling Langley's nuts every time anything happens.

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who needs fertilizers when we can always buy our food from mcdonalds

Tell as many as you want Kim!

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I showed my wife your hairstyler joke and she laughed. Good job Kim.

Less civils in it and a full encirclement.
I think fallujah needed more than a week of evacuation, maybe a month.

New Cтpeлкoв intel just dropped:
t.me/strelkovii/2248
>Briefly on the situation on the frontlines:

>It has now been officially confirmed that Volnovakha has come under full control of the Russian/LDNR forces.
>There will be an assault on Mariupol. I believe that fighting for the city is expected to last from 5 to 7 days at the very least.

>There is a high possibility that an assault on Nikolaev will begin in the next few days. Russian forces are already at the positions very close to the city proper. However, the enemy has large forces inside, and at the moment the encirclement of Nikolaev only particially complete, so the assault will be long and very costly.

>The strategic success can still only be achieved through a successful encirclement of the Donetsk grouping of the Ukrainian forces, which continues to maintain its original positions in the central section of the front, from the south of Donetsk to Gorlovka. However, such an operation cannot begin until full contol over the towns of Izyum (to the north) and Gulyai-Pole (to the south) will have been established. Without them the troops will lack the necessary communication and supply routes. I predict that for today and the next few days the Russian army will focus on capturing those two towns.

>On the Kiev frontline there have been no changes so far.

>The overall situation indicates that at the moment the Russian Air Force is launching multiple strikes at various transport infrastructure, such as bridges, roads and air bases located in Right-bank Ukraine. The goal here is to destroy the communications necessary for the successful mobilization that is being carried out in Volyn and the Right-bank. The second most important task right now is to prevent the formation of new units and do not allow the Ukraine to reinforce the existing ones with "fresh meat". The main task is the defeat and elimination of the units and formations already involved in combat.

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Nice bro, saved

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The difference is that China made itself the factory of the world while Russia... well, did not. It may yet recover from it but most of its cash flow was from trade and it's going to be very difficult years ahead.

OwO what's that?!

Blyat…

Stop posting females I'm too horny

Well if the other Ukrop losses are anything to go by...

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>Heavy fighting is going on in the Kiev region near Brovary

>The Armed Forces of Ukraine are trying to keep n.p. Bogdanovka and Gogolev

>Bogdanov ka

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So. What is the famous happening ?
It's starting to be late in Korea.

Literally 80% of the catalog, and 90% of every thread is composed of obvious shills astroturfing. Trannies, tankies, kikes astroturfing in favor of ukraine and their jewish vassal state. Trannies, tankies, kikes astroturfing in favor of the kike spike (you'd think they would have given up by now). And obvious tankies, trannies, and kikes blatantly astroturfing against white people, which is peculiar, since it blows their cover.

I am led to believe they were instructed to focus on demoralization and agitation propaganda, they don't care about fitting in. Their directive is to make the board unusable and facilitate consensus cracking. They are trying to "take over" the board.

Please stop posting lewd content, I'm trying to lessen my porn consumption.

Nice try faggot, here's the unedited one...

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>Wouldn't it be cool for Ireland tho. Imagine if people started calling your capital as Baile Átha Cliath.

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