/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #552

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>Putin accepts Shoigu proposal; instructed to help all willing volunteers to get to the war zone in Ukraine.
>US funded biolabs did research into Bat coronavirus, Russian MoD says
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>Zelensky signs law allowing all civilians to carry weapons of war & use them against Russian soldiers
>US gas prices hit $4.25/gal and climbing, an all time high
>Ukrop 93rd mechanized attacks east of Dnipropetrovsk, losing 250 soldiers and 18 combat vehicles
>Biden's oil requests snubbed by Saudis, UAE, OPEC
>US demanding “part or whole” of Venezuela oil production to ease sanctions on Maduro
>China demands the US release more details regarding the 26 US-backed bio labs in Ukraine ASAP
>Putin signs decree banning exports from Russia, imports to Russia of certain products & raw materials until 2023
>Berdyansk, Kherson, Irpin, and Energodar have fallen - Mariupol, Kiev, Kharkiv are surrounded and besieged
>US has banned russian oil, gas and coal imports
>Zelensky “ready to recognize” Crimea as Russian
>Zelensky: No longer interested in NATO
>Irpin and Kiev mass exodus happening
>Irpin street fighting, Russia 22km from Kiev center
>European natural gas hits 2500, then 3800 euro/1000m3, a 6x increase in one month
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governance40.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Troops-Trolls-and-Troublemakers.pdf
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/"allowed on the internet"/type/op/start/2022-01-01/end/2022-02-28/
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/363861616
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/363306133
web.telegram.org/z/#-1120807475
t.me/Sladkov_plus/
youtube.com/watch?v=KRRGYEFZF4A
bloomberg.com/politics?source=eyebrow
youtu.be/W_kKIibHuf0
youtube.com/watch?v=3wT-agehKG0
tass.ru/armiya-i-opk/13912229
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>America/Globalists placing nukes and bio-weapons all around Russia's boarder, launching pointless wars and regime changes (one prevented by Russia) all across the globe, and now encouraging Ukrainian citizens to fight a hopeless fight so they can artificially raise the number of casualties and pin it on Russia
>the good guy
>Russia reclaiming a country that was indistinguishable from it for centuries to improve its security state
>the bad guy
Reminder that anti-Russia shills stick out like a sore thumb, given that 1) Any Forums is pro-Putin since he BTFO Jews and saved Assad, and 2) it would take a schizophrenic to say, "Fuck immigration and vax mandates," but then turn around and side with the very same deep state a day later.


Globalists are pouring millions of "dark money" dollars into online propaganda, commonly employed by information ministries, specialized military units and political operatives to shape the flow of information. "Russian trolls" are nothing compared to the cyberwafare budget of the Western Hemisphere. Check Table 3 for a glimpse:
governance40.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Troops-Trolls-and-Troublemakers.pdf

Shills always plagued Any Forums, be it perfidious propaganda or slide threads with topics ranging from suggestive suicidal ideation to framing Any Forums as incels with anti-women threads, but notice how said threads came to a halt the second Russia's invasion became imminent:
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/"allowed on the internet"/type/op/start/2022-01-01/end/2022-02-28/
Anti-Russia shills are anti-white:
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/363861616
Pro-Russia sentiment gets deleted:
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/363306133

Ad hoc analyses show that Any Forums has hundreds of slide threads at any given time (go-to flags: Slavic, Nordic, Netherlands, Georgia, UK, Canada, Australia, Greek, Brazil, meme).

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Thank you Swiss Baker.
We all make mistakes.

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Bpaг бyдeт pazбит.
Пoбeдa бyдeт za нaми!

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Need new baker, im fucking up

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you are forgiven, swisslad.

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When I say "SLAVA" you say "ROSII"

SLAVA

FILTER SHILLS
>FILTER SHILLS

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You're fine user. I thought it was pretty funny. No harm no foul.

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reminder to report all gore from both sides no exception

GOSPODI

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dystopian Tarkov / Stalker vibe video of DPR troops siezing Volnovaha. someone make a wbm
web.telegram.org/z/#-1120807475

How the russophobia tax going on fellow europeans?

A Checo lover will always be my brother

Mornin /CHUG/
>afternoon to the eastern anons

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Reminder that Azov are bagel nazis who are getting defeated by DPR irregulars, whom have been the MVP's of this entire campaign. Some vatnik game company should make a COD clone where we play as the DPR fucking up skinhead degenerates, Hohol warcriminals and NATO advisors.

Post bukhankas

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>15000 Russians died for this

Hope Putin's happy

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blm asks to cancel russians everywhere

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It's afternoon in all of Europe user.

top fucking kek I nearly spat gin and tonic all over my keyboard

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It's Friday evening in 2-3 hours
what do

Stop being such a sensitive pussy.

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Remember: "innocent people" is the dog whistle of the western media to make liberals seethe at Russia. If these virtue signaling bots ever cared about innocent people they would support Russia in their interest to free the Donetsk and Lugansk peoples from an 8 -year conflict against a murdering, genocidal nazi regime.

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Link doesn't work Roosya.

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Civilian deaths are tragic. Military deaths too, actually. War is the greatest evil you can visit on mankind.

But it's a joke to mewl about civilian casualties now, after tolerating or even celebrating 8 years and 14000 of them in Donbas.

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Yas queen

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Looks like the next evolution of Roadcopio into Roadblobopio.

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It's Saturday in about 10 seconds for me and I'm enjoying some drinks
You should be too.

15000? no, i hear it's up to 99999999 dead russians. pic related average hohol GOD

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>psaki spergs out
sauce? I need a good laugh

Good afternoon sirs, glory to the weapons of DPR/LPR

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Where's the round?

>implying Putin cares about his own people

Daily reminder these chugs are filled with paid shills.

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Take it

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t.me/Sladkov_plus/

Who /comfy/ here?

G

>genocides ukrainians
>talks about russophobia

and the answer

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>russophobia
you what? kek

G

looks like an orc

So why do some people call it Kyiv?

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150 000 000 000 000 000

Afternoon at 1 for you my Anglo fren

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Cope and outdated
Back to /uhg/

If you're gonna say 15,000, why not just say an equally ridiculous number like 50,000? or 270,000?
Is it for normies?
Is it for people who don't know that that number is retarded? Who is it for?

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get some drink and snack, put on some STALKER music and get comfy
youtube.com/watch?v=KRRGYEFZF4A

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Man, I want to replay Red Alert 2
>fuck the allies

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Gasoline in Russia is getting cheaper and cheaper since the beginning of the crisis

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Jokes on you, I have a licence.

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Don't worry, user, you're doing fine.

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>when the world stops paying attention to them for five minutes

afaik, Zelensky and gang did a #KyivnotKiev hastag to promote awareness among normies.

I paid about 90 USD for a full tank of my small shitbox car

I'm scared every time I turn on the heating, but it has -10° at night, so I have to

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is there any truth to these massive encirclements north of kiev people on reddit keep mentioning? yeah I'm aware the site is shit but I need to get updates

ROSSII

people care more about russians than nignogs

>allowed to reproduce

>15000 Russians died for this

kek taking Ukrainian source as an actual death count.

>Mr President we are losing our generals left and right, our troops doesn't know what to do!!
>Send next VDV wave
>B-but we have no VDV troops left, maybe we should recall Strelko-
>SEND THE MUSLIM MERCS
>Y-yes, mr President.

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HИГГEPЫ

That's what happens when you don't have anyone to sell it to.

All I have is a map of Kiev propper but it's fairly recent.

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I’ve never seen such an amazing switch in the western press from Maduro is literally Satan to Maduro is actually good when the west needs Venezuelan oil.
This article made me lol, almost nothing has changed in Venezuela.
bloomberg.com/politics?source=eyebrow

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Where's the sex

Given the absolute velvet gloves that Russia has used so far, isn't the situation the complete opposite?

lol

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good afternoon sir ji

I have always thought as afternoon as anything after 12:00pm exactly.

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thanks bros i will do that

ЛИЖУT

>russophobia
Everybody knows that Ukraine can't win, yes you are the baddies

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R

kek

Guiado, the self appointed President of Venezuela has been having an aneurysm on Twitter because of it

MOЙ AHУC

This is fair Anglo fren

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Delet

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Im glad such muscular and handsome men are going to help her.

you can't be serious

Fighting for Christ

youtu.be/W_kKIibHuf0

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its always funny how these decisions of supposedly different private companies are always done together

ok mykola

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In the pipe bomb on that idiot's shoulder.

testing

its 8am

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desu i think huge mistake was going easy on Ukranians, should've dropped some serious bombs on Lvov to set example.
It drags out and i don't know what Russians are doing.

This shit kills me everytime.
As someone who's staunchly opposed to you and everything you stand for, I genuinely think this one is funnier and I think you guys underuse it.
Please consider putting it back in rotation at your next working group.
Seriously, It's like the only funny meme you have besides the mile high copecage one...

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Facebook owns Instagram, so it's expected in this instance.

um actually it's 150000, get your facts right sweety

>Then they shelled them.
Where in the FUCK is the evidence that it was Russians who shelled the civilians in those evacuation corridors? What the hell would there be to gain from doing that to the Ruskies?

Cost benefit analysis makes it fucking clear that the ONLY PEOPLE WHO BENEFIT FROM EVACTUATING CIVIES DYING IS UKRAINE, BECAUSE THEY CAN USE IT TO PUSH MORE PROPAGANDIST CLAIMS ABOUT RUSSIA ATTACKING CIVIES INDISCRIMINATELY

FUCKING THINK ABOUT THE SITUATION IMPARTIALLY YOU RETARDED FUCKING MORON.

Russia gains fucking nothing from killing civilians trying to escape from the cities they are sieging. The only people who benefit from dead civilians are the people trying to demonize Russia.
And given that Ukies have already shown that they are not above using civilians as meat shields for their army, not to mention that they have already been killing civies trying to flee from the besieged cities, like what Azov is doing in Mariupol, only a fucking moron would just assume that Ukrainians are telling the truth about muh Russia is targeting evacuating civilians.
I am almost fucking certain that it is the Ukrainian armed forces themselves who are shelling the escaping civilians.

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It's almost like they all have the same costumers.

A reasonable take on the war's outcome. My prediction is something very close to this.

>youtube.com/watch?v=3wT-agehKG0

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How can anyone look at that thing and believe it to be human?

>first time?
Been like that for two hundred years already, probably even more

Z

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Based

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Annexation of uk***ne by Russia is only way to fight against nazis in the world.

>Shoigu's declaration in Telegrafnoïe aguentstvo Sovietskovo Soïouza (Soviet Union Telegraph Agency)
tass.ru/armiya-i-opk/13912229

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His face when he says OOK fucking gets me every goddamn time...

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>image
I need to watch her show, she seems so cute

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>Putin accepts Shoigu proposal; instructed to help all willing volunteers to get to the war zone in Ukraine.

so there are now russian volunteer units?

Sex

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good morning sir

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lmfao made me spit out my tea

You know?
Some years after this conflict is resolved and russian taking whats theres.

You fucking know that the next call of duty: Ukraine where you play as a R*ditor volunteer helping out the Ghost of kiev(tm) to battle the evil russian voldemort and they are going to shove so much propaganda its going to make the highway of death in the previous game look like a joke.

What kind of propaganda do you think they will add to it?

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George soros shills tongue the entirety of my anus

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niggers when is Russia finally going to launch their assault on Kiev? I had faith in these guys but now they're resorting to recruiting fucking Syrians?! Great Bear my ass

Bought some iranian made detergent today, didn't know they made this stuff

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>ukraine will recover the crimea
>or luhansk and donetsk

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But what's the difference between the two? Is Kyiv just a Ukrainian spelling of it or is it just political?

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You're just giving it away for free at this point...

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they are pressured by the US government, we all know that.

Has there been any word on the crash in Croatia? Just visiting since /skg/ still isn't up kek

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/chug/
>comfy
>happy cute friends
>all facts thoroughly checked and verified amongst posters, healthy debate encouraged
>shills cope because western narrative litteraly contradicts itself

/uhg/
>same 15 pics of gore every day
>bots that can't into critical thinking
>redditors/liberals thinking this war is their latest Disney™ installment

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4.25 is not an all time high you stupid mountain jew.

the Z is RENTFREE

It's different from what normal people would call it, so it serves as a way to recognise people who are with the program.

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he's returning to monke

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>4% of Canukistan is Hohol runaways
Leaf posting explained at last

did Trump luck out not having to deal with all the shit happening right now?

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I hate glowniggers so much it's unreal

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That’s more delusional than Steiner’s counter attack

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Lol no, he meant niggers and syrians, Russians are still not allowed. God forbid if anyone patriotic gets guns.

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>Russia invades Ukraine
>Ukrainians die
>"Actually, Ukrainians did this!"
This is the best shill that Russia could afford? They should pay me to do this instead.

i just now realized this post is anti russian. I just took the advice to ignore the astroturfed meme posters. The fake discord screencaps are so incredibly cringe at this point. The original showing literal trannies grooming children has been distorted to this fake shite so it's safe to assume this is leftist subversion.

I have no interest in your far leftist politics. No Russian ever called me racist.

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was the whole russian internet blockade on the 11th a hoax?