Can I join the Russian forces bros...

Can I join the Russian forces bros? I dont speak Russian and I have never held a gun before but I want to help Putin fight globohomo. Any tips?

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Drink bleach, become a true white

>I want to help Putin fight globohomo.

Plant noxious weeds around your local synagogue.

Fuck off globohomo tranny shill

Buy russian products if you want to support them
How do you want to jump into a war with no experiences

They just started accepting foreign soldiers

I don't expect you'll be of much use or accepted by them, however. They're looking for soldiers, not wannabe CoD kids.

Kek imagine how retarded you have to be to even meme about dying for the mongoloid in chief. I hope your mother gets raped by a chechen.

I'm russian from Crimea and these guys are fucking cringe mongoloid mutt horde

Yes you can. As of today Russia is starting a foreign legion

>I'm russian from Crimea

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Liar

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>don't join this stupid war

Get you set :

>get yourself a good degree
>get yourself a real education on politics, geography (Any Forums shitpost doesn't count)
>get yourself a good job
>build wealth

Prepare legacy:

>have kids
>raise them to think outside the fuckfest we live in
>give them good education and push them to climb the social ladder
>make sure they get jobs that matter

Fight:

>become the center of a family patriarchy linking hive minded influencal people
>fight using (((their))) slow and incidious strategy


Anything else is basically doing nothing

You don't have to join the Russian arm. If you go to the Poland - Ukraine border crossing points you will find hundreds of young men from western countries queuing to join the Ukrainian international legion. Just go get into a knife fight with these lads if you like lethal fighting.

just chill out and wait for the tsardom, then we migrate into russia and leave this empire of lies. make sure to work shit like: being useful, starting a family, learning russian, becoming orthodox.

stop playing vidya for 2 weeks and think about this decision again

you can only join the Russian army if you can pass a basic Russian language test
you can probably join a Donbas militia if you learn the basics of the language tho

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He will not live long in Poland with that pro-russian attitude... and that is good.

fpbp

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Find him pol. I want to seduce him.

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You can join their hoards of Islamist conscripts, I'm sure you would fit right in

Russia are taking volunteers from Syria but those guys are being recruited because they have a lot of urban warfare experience.
If you have a lot of urban warfare experience and would like to help out in the street to street fighting which is coming up in the next few weeks then why not send them your resume kek