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Giant spiders are doing to be parachuting down from the sky on the east coast this spring... and that's a good thing

axios.com/local/washington-dc/2022/03/09/giant-joro-spiders-east-coast-may

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>experts say

>Giant spiders are doing to be parachuting down from the sky on the east coast this spring... top 10 reasons why that's a good thing, you will have spiders in your hair, and you will be happy!

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Arachyids wrote this article.

>experts say

erm... ok.. i guess..

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Just take the spider pill, user.

Invasive species are never a good thing.
I'd be surprised if you found one that found it to be good.

These things were everywhere in GA last summer. Never seen one before in my entire life, and at first I thought it was just a writing spider which are common(although they become more and more rare every year). Then suddenly there were dozens of them, they make three dimensional webs. I saw entire houses just completely wrapped in their nasty yellow webs. They’re an invasive species from Japan and how quickly they spread and the amount of web they produce is disgusting.

Found one that experts claim to be good***.

Diversity is our strength

Yes nigger spiders are good. Spiders are based. The keep the population of other insects at bay. They are the whites of insects. Would you rather have this garbage planet overun with silverfish, centipedes and flies?

There are probably engeneers among them, you biggot

>"oh, worry my good sir. I meant to catch flies and mosquitoes, but appear to have caught and eaten your pets and/or children. I do apologize. I will try my best to make sure this doesn't happen again, and would appreciate your consideration in this matter."

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I assume they want us to eat the spiders

>not even poisonous
>not politics
back 2 plebbit

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Apparently these spiders eat stink bugs which have also been invading the east coast and nothing here eats them, so we'll have to play it out.

Who are these experts?

this. if you allow spiders to reside in your house you will not have any other kind of bugs in it.
i'd rather have spiders than flies buzzing my face all day

Sorry, not worry.

I like spiders too but these spiders do not belong in this environment. They will crowd out the native spiders who are adapted to their specific environment.

Because the only thing holding up the a;erican standard of life is the dying US dollar standard. The US needs to send as many dollars abroad as fast as it can. You don't matter anymore to the rulling class. It's everyone for themselves now. No worries. The US dollar will be dead by 2025, the end of Biden's term.