/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #547

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>US funded biolabs did research into Bat coronavirus, Russian MoD says
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The shadow of the children of Donbass walks free through their fields.
May god have mercy on the guilty...

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Anal

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Z

this

First for General Secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea, President of the State Affairs of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea and Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea Kim Jong-Un

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>Russian tank btfo
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>gas pipe was damaged somewhere in Ukraine
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>An airfield near Krivoy Rog, Dnipropetrovsk region was hit
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>Russian Army confiscates food from civilians
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>From Russia with love
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>Azov HQ Liquidated
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>The king of battle fucks the queens
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>in the west of ukraine, after the attacks of the ukrainian military(most likely nationalists) on the gypsies, the gypsies caught them and beat them
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>Airstrike near Zhitomir
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>Russia officially accuses US of financing and operating biological weapons labs in Ukraine
>Ukrainian position in Nikolaev being hit
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>USA deputy secretary confirming the news about the 'biolabs'
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>Bio Labs Damage Control (Schitz poster was right)
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>Destroyed Ukraine Tanks
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>DNR flexes on bongs with captured NLAWs
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>Russian supply convoy attacked, ambushers annihilated.
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>I'm going to shoot down an att - ACK! ACK ACK!
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>Ipren
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>Ukraine Accidental Redpill
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>War Crimes
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>Kino
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explain biolabs thing /chug/

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First for Chairman Kim's jokes

asbmilitary is ded and I don't want a telecuck account or app or what the fuck ever. In fact, I don't have any kind of account. Any alternatives, perhaps not to asb but some other fun sources of edgy videos and shit? As long as it isn't NEXTA or Kyiv Independent shills. That's disgusting.

>the muslim invasion of ukraine
>activate it
>long live the white christian race
this is what /chud/ actually believes

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Oh no no no yiff bros, we got too cocky

The amount of coping from /uhg/ is honestly kind of sad. Imagine if they were a Battle of Berlin general back in 1945
>SOVIET MONKEY COPE
>STEINER'S ATTACK WILL HAPPEN BROS
>THE VOLKSSTURM AND WERWOLF INSURGENCY WILL SAVE THE REICH!
>*posts road cope map of berlin

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When is Hezbollah arriving?

Official briefing on biolabs from Russian defence forces.
youtube.com/watch?v=KQW83MNEwpo
Turn on the captions.

Brief summary:
>US involvement in the labs was confirmed
>Project UP4 was developed to set up to spread of especially dangerous infections via migrating birds
>The bioweapon includes but not limited to H5N1 with 50% lethality
>Origins of corona are now raise questions
>There are also labs in Georgia involved in the project
>140 containers with ectoparasites were shipped from the labs to the US

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>US funding Ukraine biolabs
>China wants more info
and now you have a new COVID scapegoat.

they are on gab too

I am glad my friends have not been taken off the internet yet,
Glory to Rossiya!
youtube.com/watch?v=9zQczndNn0A

If Americans have guns why don't they just kill their globohomo Jewish overlords?

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IT’S UNSC TIME BROS

RUSSIA CALLED MEETING TO TALK ABOUT US BIO LABS

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noooo USA dindu nuffin.

answer me honestly
do you really believe this or do you just not care about facts anymore
i find it hard to tell on this board sometimes

link?

Wouldn't you rather have Putin as a leader than a Jew like Zelensky, Ukrainians?

well, Russia is eternal enemy of Poland but this shit pulled by mutts is next level shit
>just bioengineer a virus that will kill slav people
fuck this gay earth

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they worship (((them)))

With jews you lose.

so are biolabs schizo or real?

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alright user give me your best buhanka zunny

I have a funny joke if you would like to hear it.

>old phone died
>bought a new one
>lost all pictures of the war I didn't have backed up
Please gib webms, also what the fuck is this about Syrian volunteers going over on the Russian side?

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Please

disk.yandex.ru/d/62hsNB8kC7MXPQ
Here, have some documents from the labs. Maybe this will make you accept reality.

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our government is considering reinstating the conscription

rip slavs

evidently not, judging by the last 2 weeks lol

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Good thing such a thing is scientifically impossible

Do tell, mr. Kim

Even the chink biolabs were funded and run by St Fauci and gang though .

Floor is all yours Chairman

>japan starts acting up again over some shitty rocks
>rt plays unit 731 documentary

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real as fuck, Nuland admitted

do YOU really believe that?

they aren't like anime girls user, even US confirmed it.

probs schizo, can't be ruled out for now though

real, but the full extent of what went on in them is unconfirmed as of now

kek
based russian trolls

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>people literally fighting 20km from Kiev
they either pledge fealty or get btfo.

gib asuka gf

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> Shoigu tells Putin there are 16 000 volunteers in the Middle East that want to go fight in Ukraine. MOD well help to transport them to the war.


Yep, /sg/ bros I think Syrian kino is back on the menu boys

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Go ahead mr kim.

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>clench to victory
what do they mean by this, unironically

They think it's a game...
Until it isn't...

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Also requires an account to view more posts, plus they haven't updated it recently. Oh well, guess I'll be bored then. No biggie, I didn't know about these accounts prior to the fireworks starting. Not much will change if I don't get daily updates.

I love you all fellow /chug/ers.
Hard to believe shitposting about a war in eastern europe has become a highlight of my life.

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checked
dont have link, I dont use it but they annonced it on tg

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what does 'unichtozheniye' means?

Eh. Chemical weapons aren't that hard to make. Anywhere you can make paint you can make sarin.

Dios Mio, My negro brothers..

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Checked and keked

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お願いします。

They are real most of contries have some sort of biolabs and they are testing vaccines and treatment methods against various biological end chemical threats.

great larp

Do you think this will be enough to calm the warmongers in NATO while not ending up on Russias naughty list?

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ehhhh......

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How do you spoof your ip region as N.K?

Destruction, annihilation.

Guns in America are like funko pops for men with a little more test than the bugmen. The US government is fine with people owning guns as long as they conform the the consumerist culture built around it and don’t actually use their guns in any meaningful political way.

t. American gun owner

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I have no reason not to believe it since the labs in other countries were confirmed by US senators.
The details however can be questioned.

A ukraine walks into a bar. the Russian soldiers standing across the street could not believe the Ukraine did not see it coming. One soldier said to the other, ukraines are so stupid they did not see a bar right in front of them!

Based Central African Men.

>Ukraine leader is a Jew
>Arabs want to chop the head off one
understandable

>USA deputy secretary confirming the news about the 'biolabs'
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Based ZULUL warriors joining the fight

the fact that they need to be bombed into submission kind of tells you all you need to know about their opinion of putin and russia
he has encircled cities that are 95% russian and is currently cutting off their food, water and power as well as blowing big chunks out of the centre of town
these are the people he was meant to be protecting with this invasion kek

>hope for /sg/ Kino again
>it turns out to be Niggerkino

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that's what I though but wasn't sure it's similar to yништeњe in serbian

I had a feeling this was bound to happen...
Any other pro-Russian sources out there?
>inb4 Telegram
Am desktopfag, hate using my phone for this sort of thing...

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please do Kim sir

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If anyone is going to do a large scale insurgency it'll be the burgers, the pot has been slowly simmering for a while now, I hope they can put their differences aside and btfo Jews from merica.

will it be streamed?

Very nice, Mr. Chairman!

my sides

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imagine the smell

this one i could understand
thanks kim

Who is oppressed with poop, loses to a pedo and watch’s as his wife’s homeland is conquered

Thanks kim, nice joke

The man on the hill...
If the Syrians actually do come there will be no escape.
The Christian god could reach down out of the sky and he would be unable to stop what they will do to the Ukrainians...

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Get ready?
If you don't know (UK) then who

Keep it up bro
>Captcha: TR00N

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Why does US give priority Covid treatment to the specific group of PoCs then?

How's Steiner's counter-attack and the ghost of Kiev doing?

Instead of going to kot shows, Russian kots are serving as embedded journalists with peace keeping force.
>braver than cnn

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Telegram has both web and a desktop client

Telegram has a desktop and browser app. You have to use to phone for registration though

Objectively, Putin would make Ukraine stronger than it is under that fag Zelensky.

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NOT THE HECKIN TOMATARINOS !!!!!

African (non Muslim) negroes are better than western negroes imo. Better work ethic, better attitude on life and less whiny overall. Why is it a lot of Nigerian immigrants become doctors and lawyers here in the US but all the negroe of the US can aspire to be is a rapper or a dope slinger

its gonna be a busy day for kiev's dilation stations

Can someone give me a QRD of whatever the hell was shot into Zagreb.

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New Strelkov comments
t.me/strelkovii/2251
>Feral Division.

>We need volunteers. Anyone can become one... well, anyone, except Russians from Russia.
>Those 16,000 Middle Eastern "volunteers"... They will not be of much use, yet the harm caused by them will be considerable, that I am sure of.

>Yesterday I said that Russia was very reluctant to mobilize its population and even more reluctant to send ethnic Russian volunteer units to the frontlines.
>But, I would like to emphasize it again - Russia can do without the latter (volunteers), but not without the former (partial mobilization). And the longer the Kremlin keeps dragging it out hoping that these "reinforcements" (of dubious value, to put it mildly) would be enough, the longer, bloodier and more destructive (for Russia as well) this war will be.

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you believe what, that the US was manufacturing an anti-slav virus?
why would the US manufacture bioweapons in another country that isnt even a US ally? you realise they have a gigantic mostly empty country called the US where they can hide secret facilities? ever heard of area 51?
and even if they need to base it outside of the US for (reasons), why ukraine which isnt even NATO aligned and is vulnerable to things like, oh IDK, a russian invasion?
>since the labs in other countries were confirmed by US senators.
what exactly did they confirm user? source me pls

You're alright Kim

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new baker must include Mr. Kims jokes in latest developments, since it is the best timelien

thank you for the transcript. so world war 3 it is.. i don't imagine Russia is going to look the other way on the US government trying to genocide Russians.
John Titor tried to warn us.

That one's a classic. Very nice, and to use an English pun too!

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Dead threads, dead generals that are poorly alive during muttrican time with IDs that can make up to 30 posts per thread, truly sad

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A man walks into a bar and say ouch

Ruschuds forever btfo.

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Thank you, Chairman Kim

If they aren't weapons why are they worried?

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lmao

whats stopping putin from firing 1000 missiles at every fortified position?

>tomato imports
>from Russia to Turkey
>when it's Russia who imports Turk tomatoes

Tired of this jew.

I unironically love these. I think I'd be among the handful of people who genuinely laugh at these jokes.

maybe if he does they will be able to resist the next time the russians decide to invade and slaughter them?
i cannot understand your mental gymnastics here

He obviously understands the situation on the ground in Ukraine, but I also think he is just bitter that no one helped him in 2014

Seems like it was a Tu-141, as far as I know only Ukraine uses them