Airplane Mode - 3.11.22

An Airplane Mode just flew over my house

Something like that

Based Jack Frost poster, hee ho

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I have to laugh. When the first EMP goes off, you’ll be in Fred Flinstone mode whether your device is energized or not.

Put my phone in airplane mode and ir flew over my house...

>tfw my computer has no internet connection
>tfw use a phone connection to make any downloads and then transfer them to computer
>tfw by reason of living innawoods there are no signals that could harm my computer

is this finally the day user?

the day the entire world investigates...

3/11!!!!!!!!!!

Oh no Russian hackers have implanted a Trojan horse into my phone. It has the power to magically turn my lithium battery into weapons grade plutonium and cause a nuclear explosion

Kek that was good

a phone in airplane mode just flew over my house!

>Stop being cryptic

Every single post on here designed to solicit replies (i.e. AMA, Any Forums troll, spoopy begging-the-question) is a slide thread.

Every single one. It's more than you think and you fall for and reply to them all the time.

I'll bite.
Got a general time frame in mind?
And how long should we stay down?
There's isn't something else maybe happening tomorrow that someone doesn't want the plebs to see, is there?

im actually going to take your advice even if its a less than 1% chance of a happening

1 question for you G

how?

I have a free government phone, nobody is going to blow this thing up, it's from 2010

Any Forums is always right

if I have an old laptop in an earthed (how would you yanks put it: grounded) safe in my basement, could I still play quake 3 on it after?

What evidence of EMP happening today? ?

I call bullshit.

Pls, let this happen I have an exam that I barely studied for tomorrow and it's online. I'd have a valid excuse if the internet died forever.

Lol, I have one across me right now too!

Penis vagueen
>implying airplane mode will help against an EMP attack

Is it going Down?
youtube.com/watch?v=lYBIRHi5-o8

Oh shit. It's on. Going dark after this post. I'll see you on the other side anons.

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I’m putting my microwave in airplane mode too just to be extra cautious.

nigga you gonna be playin quake in real time

don't worry about it
this information is not for normies

I'm unplugging the wifi and putting everything into my Faraday cage. Fuck this shit nigger.

From now on I'm on a sacrificial ancient Thinkpad.

>they nuke us instead
>your phone is on airplane so it doesn't receive the government warning

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AHHHHHHHHH we’re fucked either way

I am putting my laptop in a mylar bag, the bag in the microwave and the microwave in the fridge!

When a real waning comes and I troll, the joke will be on me!

>ywn be isekaied out of this shithole to be a cute kid

NOTHINGBURGER

Yeah I'm sure that was a mission on GTA on time, thanks for the laughs user, jeep taking your meds I promise it gets better.

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hide yo phone, yo wifi, yo amazon buttons and yo tesla cars

everything with a lithium battery finna go boom

OHSHIT ITS REAL MY PHONE IS BULGING OUT ITS GOING T...

I'm putting my phone on airplane mode then putting it in my microwave