Hey anons what jobs are you going to get once we take over the west...

Hey anons what jobs are you going to get once we take over the west? i am going to be a barista and sing songs to folk on the campfire at night.

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English teacher

Gulag cleaner.

I’m going to sit and think of ideas all day.

Guy who lines the communists who are too radical or lazy against the wall for their shots.

ill install and maintain the electrical systems

for extra rations of course

>Guy who lines the communists who are too radical or lazy against the wall for their shots.
>?

wtf? do you even know what communism is about??? is to give equality to everyone not to kill people for their beliefs!

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I'm gonna ask alexander to get out of the sun's way

I’m going to offer my disco stick for anyone willing to suck it to get supercharged with protein
After that I’ll spend the rest of the time recuperating and filling my ballsack right back up

Designated child molester.
If there is anything leftism has taught me, it's how important it is to molest children.

>for extra rations of course

dude you cant just get more than everyone. that's literally the antithesis of communism.

Moldavian town rapist

im gonna poison the water supply and burn all the bodies in a pit. then use the ashes to make bricks for pizza oven.

I'm going to be the chief executioner.

fucking gross man (i dont know your pronouns but i assume you are a man)
can you please take this seriously?!

Gas chamber operator

Buck breaker

going to make leftists dig their own graves at gunpoint

can you guys stop talking about executions? this is not capitalism. No one is going to die here.

I'm going to be a crazed lone gunman guerilla fighter who sabotages electrical sub-stations and kidnaps leftist children and raise them into guerilla leftist killing fighters.

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They have no idea. Gulag guard for me.

Butcher. Don't ask where the meat came from

chieff of the secret police, whos works is excecuting the useful idiots after the revolution is achieved

i will enjoy the confused tears they are gonna make

Logistics and uniform design

Oh yes there will. And you'll be on that list as per history.

I don't even think college students are this retarded.

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I am going to kill communists and eat them

NiggerCrusher9000

i mean that would only be necessary if the capitalistic pigs try to destroy our commune.

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I'm going to take shits on political prisoners' faces

I'll be the guy who shoots someone in the back of the head for not digging a ditch or working in an assembly line fast enough

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Helicopter pilot

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gender pronoun enforcement agent

That is always the safest bet. They can't send you to Gulag if you are already there.

I will be the town rapist.

As a member of the secret police I agree.

I will create the controversies for the other comrades to bitch about.

I miss threads about this tweet. It's an oldie but a goodie.

I am going to prepare the communists for this man to eat. And then teach younger people than me how to do it, so they can do it, and then i can move onto a cozy supervision job, and die peacefully in my sleep, surrounded by my many, many, many, children.

ill have to take up where Vasily Blokhin left off
starting with

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Pinochet would be so proud of you user for keeping his pass time alive

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I'm talking about a hypothetical worst case scenario where you niggers win and I start collecting human hands as trophies and leaving them at the sabotage sites

Always guaranteed work for dem rations too.

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Yes, of course, nobody is going to die. The position is mearly "ceremonial"...

I want to whip the inmates at the work camps

Hapa maker

I’m calling dibs on being the town rapist.

The town rapist is an old and storied profession

Gas chamber mechanic

I will be part of our secret police force, I'll take care of all those dirty elite capitalist bankers.

>is a loser in free world where they have choice
>thinks In a place where they have no choice they won’t be a loser

Insane

There isnt anything serious about your belief system. Why would anyone take it seriously? It is a 5 year old's idea of how the world should work.

Circumcision sucker. Theres bloody penises that need services!

OP here
I highly doubt that
i dont think the user meant it that way. also you are using quotes so you are probably joking too.

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My job? Fascist opposition

I'm going to collect used shoe strings to do art projects and start a new language in my free time.

ill be the dear leader

Just save me the circumscisions!

I am not a loser irl idiot. i have a "job" and friends but i hate the capitalistic way of removing the humanity of people.

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I will be in charge of purging disloyal officers

there cant be a "leader" we will all be equals

Oh yea! Thats a good job, very important in communist societies. I will do it. I will be the guy that removes the humanity from people.

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I am taking this seriously.
I support leftism because part of its endgame is to allow the abuse of children and I, like many other leftists, think that is based.
We have no room for empathy when it comes to children.
Empathy is reserved for Jewish people, non-whites and women. All of societies most valuable demographics, according to academia.

Print operator. I can print propaganda posters. I can print onto cylindrical objects, or I can print onto paper. I'm comfortable with flexo or dry offset printing.

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