Russia already won WWIII

I'll get right to the point.
Iran is tentatively allied with Russia due to mutual necessity
Syria with the help of Russia, won their civil war, meaning no oil pipeline to the West
Iran is conducting an ongoing "covert" civil war in Yemen
Egypt essentially "owes" Russia for giving support and arms to President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi during the Arab Spring

Strait of Hormuz
Strait of Bab-el-Mandeb
Suez Canal

Russia produces about 20% of the world's oil, and the Middle East produces another 33%. What Russia has the power to potentially do, even if it isn't permanent, is to effectively cut off all of the world's oil East of Israel, because the United States no longer has a significant enough ground presence in the Middle East to stop them from doing that. We may control the water ways, but any disruption to any one of those three chokepoints (Egypt can make it look like an accident if you remember the Evergreen ship getting it's dumbass stuck for a few weeks) can cause massive panic and gas prices to shoot up to the $15-$20 dollar range in no time. Our economy craters, gas shortages start kicking in, and civil unrest skyrockets to the point that it makes the 2020 BLM Summer of Chaos look like Woodstock.

I hate to say it man, but if I'm right, then it doesn't matter how bad the Russian military is. They've already won WWIII by default, because you can't fight a war without oil.

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The copers will deny all of this

wow amazing
though kind of a bummer from where i'm sitting right now though

Yeah, I heard about that... Switzerland picked a side for once? What's up with that?

Why don't they do it then? I'd be right happy to witness that

Russia is responsible for about 10% of the oil on the global market

Man I'm so tired of these amerimutt retards thinking the western military pump the same gas at the same price at the same gas stations that the regular tax payer does.

This scenario will never happen because you dopey zoomer ass will be drafted and sent overseas to fight the round of oil wars before the US military reserves run anywhere remotely close to the point where a foreign invasion is not possible.

You sound extremely agitated, and no, it's not because you're "so tired of blah blah blah"
It's because you're scared of Russia. You know they're going to win and your Fag World Order is going to lose.

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>Egypt
>Iran
>Syria

Ok, but what about all the other countries in the middle east, like Saudi Arabia and Turkey for example?

10% of the US supply, not globally

rolling for iran bombing tel aviv on nowruz

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I did it!

No, that is 10% of our market. Quite a bit more in Europe.

>pretending the middle east is important
Lmao

Saudi and UAE are already in cahoots with Russia to keep the oil prices high (Biden'd be antagonizing them since he came on)

Anonjoon…

They only get the Shia rejects who are cowards in war. Sunnis have the true warrior spirit and conquered Eurocucks land while they were raping each other covered in filth.

Sure, they could try to stop Russia from doing things, but all Russia or Iran has to do is succeed in causing a little bit of chaos and it achieves the same goal. Iran starts harassing ships in the strait of Hormuz, and people will start panicking and gas will go up EVEN IF THEY DON'T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING.

Based digits

It would take about 30 days to take over an oil rich area in the middle east. Don't kid yourself.

whats hard to understand is israel and russia are 'friends' but russia is also friend with syria n iran and allow israel to attack syria. saudi is tight with russia meanwhile russia is right with iran as iran / saudi fight in yemen, how the hell do they manage to balance all that without pissing one of them off?

The 3 most dominant ideologies are from west Asia. Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. The Fertile Crescent is your father. All the tenets of “western civilization” were created in the “Middle East”. Not by any euro or Britbong or Anglo. But by a real original man. America is a fake country.

lol with what mate?
you are not mobilised there,
destroying an arab city from the sea isnt 'taking it over'.

Good analysis, but the US still has one trump card, which is to left sanctions on Iran and its nuclear program in exchange for nuking the oil market

but they'd essentially be handing the ME to them on a silver plate, giving up Israel and Saudi just to fuck with Russia

Russia will be demilitarized and derussified

Is this what you do when you’re not humping door knobs and letting your dad fuck you in the ass?

You’re retarded as fuck.

Make it happen

Cold war alliances are absolutely dead, all international relations are transactional now, Putin was actually the champion of that approach, and it worked to his advantage when he needed it