So i have kind of hit a rough patch. I was fired on friday from my wage cage, kind of an upper class tom thumbs...

so i have kind of hit a rough patch. I was fired on friday from my wage cage, kind of an upper class tom thumbs, because some bitch reported me for "sexual misconduct" , all i did was show her my new watch in the deep freezer. i have saved around 500 bucks and was thinking about finishing my online edu as a paralegal to earn extra but im not sure if this will fuckin work because of the sexual misconduct. if i invest 500 in a good coin can i make enough money to survive? i am in my mid 30s and dont think going to school is an option for me anymore

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Why do you keep posting this

checked. i already tried biz and they all just tell me to neck

By watch, do you mean your penis?

TLDR nice blog post

no. I bought a seiko astron gps solar. I thought it would impress her.

No you posted on here before faggot

Why’d you buy a fucking watch if you only have $500 saved? Oh never mind it’s because you’re a retard

>I have a watch you should fuck me

Common user, either the bitch is crazy or you arn’t telling us everything.

You work at a grocery store and you spent nearly 3k on a watch? This is beyond simple advice... Good luck

not my problem
not your blog
kill yourself

and no one here gave me any decent advice either faggot

It's over, time to cut your losses and do the Any Forumscel
air ballet.

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i bought off a friend for about half the market value

Cuz this ain’t quita you nigger

i quit some faggot job and they told me i have to return my name-tag to the store because apparently it's their property, lmao. Talk about petty.

Quora*

Was it on your penis?

You should try again. Meet her when she gets off from work. You two just got off on the wrong foot.

i don't think i should. she threatened me and told me I need to lawyer up

>i have saved around 500 bucks
>i am in my mid 30s

Can you buy a gun with 500 bucks?

Could, but I'm betting he's a felon.

Buddy you're talking to a THIRTY-PLUS year old who thinks he can put all $500 he has "saved" into a crypto currency and survive. Because yeah if that was totally fucking possible everyone who has $1k, $10k, $100k saved and really all they needed was just $500 would be a complete moron, and he's such a big-brain genius for thinking "waymint, sheeeit dem muhfuggin uhhhhh cryptids is finna go up ain't it???" Just like those fucking niggers who think banks will give them loans for Mercedes' when they "is finna get a job soon," and everyone else on the road driving a Toyota or a Honda with a stable job is just a fucking retard, all they has ta do wuz ask fo' da Mercedes!!

She’s just playing coy.

lol no. worst I've done are a couple of duis

time to impale yourself on your dilator

Get a job in a different place.
If you can't find the work ethics to finish that paralegal thing, look for jobs that are slightly better and where you can learn. The way your career will pan out will depend on your initiative to learn and take up challenges. You might have to apply to lots of places to get in, but all it takes is one success. Then you use the experience from that job to get a better job somewhere else. And so on.

Kill her

I thought that too but she filed an official complaint with our boss too

> all i did was show her my new watch in the deep freezer
Bruh... this is not the whole story is it?

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This.

By new watch he means penis.

2000 dollarie doos

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I wouldn't put your last 500 into crypto right now, the market is all over the place, maybe there is a random coin that will double from here, but it would be one in a million, markets are fucked, figure something else out.

I think he might have been wearing it on his erection.