Why haven't you taken the oyster pill yet user?
>The most micronutrient dense rock on the planet
>enough zinc to make biden hard
>delicious with Tabasco
Why?
Why haven't you taken the oyster pill yet user?
Adam Garcia
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Caleb Gonzalez
What else can it do for me
Sell it to me like you were really trying to get a dream job with dream salary and dream head
John Morales
Raw oysters are truly the white mans cuisine
Jack Walker
Based and New England pilled
Ryder Cruz
Get on my level.
Brody Hernandez
I know I'm missing out, but man... I just don't think I can do it. Do you chew them?
Brandon Allen
that's bait to catch real food.
Zachary Morales
Enjoy your food poisoning.
Ryan Nguyen
you bite down once to kill it, then swallow it whole
Connor Diaz
Get on my level.
Justin Murphy
It's just seafood, it's pretty good. Not everything has to be a "pill", you stupid fuck. You sound like you have a cock in your mouth right now.
Parker Anderson
They're delicious.
Tips:
Fresh. Were they flown in /today/? No? GTFO.
Bring with you some activated charcoal in capsules. If you happen to get some bad ones you'll know real quick. Take these and avert getting sick.
I've had disreputable faggots lie to me about the oysters. I should have known better - they didn't fly in oysters on a wednesday OK?
Leo Davis
>you bite down once to kill it, then swallow it whole
Sounds like a succulent Chinese meal.
Sebastian Scott
also remember that oysters are only fresh (in the eastern US) during months with an 'R' in them
Wyatt Hughes
or you could just take a zinc supplement
Hunter Lopez
i never eat these
dumbass question but im asking anyway
wouldnt it be safer to eat them cooked? or is that going to destroy most of the micronutrients? does it destroy enough to justify eating them raw and getting sick?
Colton Edwards
lmao, but oysters go rotten less than two hours after they die, like make you vomit from the smell before you can even try to eat them rotten. unless it's live or cooked alive (re: Oysters Rockefeller) shit's rancid
Logan Rogers
t. Chink
It can give you tuberculosis
Hunter Lopez
Xavier Wright
Times up. Alaskan salmon it is
Hunter Cox
I like them because they taste like the sea, salty and sometimes buttery. Just don’t eat them without the fixings.
Put lemon juice, Tabasco, cocktail sauce mixed with horseradish. Use a fork to break them free from the shell and then just down it like a shot, one two chews is it.
>t.Maryland user
James Bell
SAXITOXIN
>>>if tadpoles had spearguns fish would not fuck with them
Ethan Carter
>retard
David Russell
I'm not super into the taste but every once and a while it's nice to have a few. makes you feel alive.
Jordan Garcia
Absolutely disgusting.
Joshua Rogers
i think i'll stick with smoked oysters. that slime like texture is too foul for me.
Evan Baker
They make your cock as hard as a rock.
Grayson Scott
This, unless you are on the east coast US avoid oysters, they have to be fresh to be any good
Henry Mitchell
The most expensive selfish we can buy here wtf are you on about only 2% of people can afford oysters daily what a stupid fucking question
Adam Bennett
The French have the best (and largest) oysters.
Anthony Robinson
Known locally as snot on the half shell
Grayson Stewart
That's a pretty good pitch. You've reduced my resistance by about 20%. We're shit on seafood around here, except walleye
Kayden Ramirez
>knowledge passed down from my grandmother who hated blacks
This user speaks the truth
Luke Howard
smoked oysters from the tin are a real treat, but while everyone in this thread is calling me a chink retard , it's important to remember that basically all tinned smoked oysters, even in America, come from the south China sea, from Chinese distributors
Luke Allen
It tastes like a saltwater luggy. Gross I like beef and eggs simple as.
Jaxson Jackson
salty snot is not special.
Connor Hernandez
Literally a BOTTOM FEEDER.
Ian Murphy
I had a girl recently tell me she like eating oysters. The thought of her cruelly swallowing something alive gave me a boner
Charles Phillips
If you like the taste of seafood, as in, the salty/briny taste of fresh caught crab etc. that’s what I like about oysters
Problem is too many retards get raw oysters and then don’t break them free from the half shell, then they don’t put any fixings, and they try to suck them off the half shell like a baboon. Don’t be a nigger, prepare them first like a white man would and enjoy
Mason Jones
>shuck them
>put them on smoker
>cook them for about work minutes 185f
>melted butter with minced garlic and Tabasco
Best fucking snack ever created
Aaron Brooks
No one’s calling you a retard because we don’t know where tinned oysters come from. We are calling you a retard because you’re saying you bite down on the oyster to kill it you fucking Faggot.
Oysters aren’t wriggling around eels you have to chomp on, maybe you’d know that if you weren’t a fucking autist who memorizes oyster running information and actually got invited out to a real raw bar