/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #534

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>U.S. Deputy Sec of State Nuland admits to biolabs in The Ukraine
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>Zelensky: No longer interested in NATO
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>Ceasefires violated again after foreign students were evacuated
>Russia will ceasefire / attempt to evacuate civilians AGAIN tomorrow
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>Russian tank btfo
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>gas pipe was damaged somewhere in Ukraine
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>An airfield near Krivoy Rog, Dnipropetrovsk region was hit
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>Russian Army confiscates food from civilians
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>From Russia with love
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>Azov HQ Liquidated
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>The king of battle fucks the queens
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>in the west of ukraine, after the attacks of the ukrainian military(most likely nationalists) on the gypsies, the gypsies caught them and beat them
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>Airstrike near Zhitomir
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>Russia officially accuses US of financing and operating biological weapons labs in Ukraine
>Ukrainian position in Nikolaev being hit
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>USA deputy secretary confirming the news about the 'biolabs'
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>Bio Labs Damage Control (Schitz poster was right)
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>Destroyed Ukraine Tanks
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>DNR flexes on bongs with captured NLAWs
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>Russian supply convoy attacked, ambushers annihilated.
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>I'm going to shoot down an att - ACK! ACK ACK!
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>Ipren
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>Ukraine Accidental Redpill
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>War Crimes
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>Kino
files.catbox.moe/hcq3tc.mp4 (New)
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Lol dead Russians

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>you will never make blinis with your bros

Feels bad man.

youtu.be/r5qZoT6bbJo

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:i

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This is getting insane wtf

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KILL HOHOLS ALREADY. FUCKING CHRIST POOOTIN

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Nice

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clown world is a wonderful place

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Remember to report Antichrist demons posting Gore

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based!

Uh oh

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rollin

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>tfw no blini with Putin and Xi as you discuss how to dismantle the judeo-anglo neoliberal empire

JUST

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The time for ceasefires has ended
WE DEMAND KINO

Russia will be saved by the media blockade

youtu.be/W_kKIibHuf0

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at this point it wouldn't be sporting to have all of nato fight russia it's only fair to let poland fight them and even then we'd have to hold poland back from going too far

they seem like actual close friends
comfy

Kek

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Bukhanka invasion!

Fox news just showed that large russian convoy on the move and setting up artillery lines on the nearby forest

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Any footage of major Russian victories I can show my normie friends?

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The greatest gift russian media could have received. And they don't even have to make shit up.

How and when do russian soldiers in the battlefield poop? What kind of paper do they use to clean? or do they use water? Can some soldiers opt to wear diapers like furries? Is it legal to kill an enemy soldier while he is taking a shit? Are they trained to resist long periods of time without needing to go to the bathroom? If an accident happened do they carry additional pants or do they wash it in a river? are there toilet tanks/vehicles available? How does it all work basically?

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Checked and van pilled.

They are taking Kiev tomorrow.

Quick! Get in your cope cages

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The american midwest stands with Donetsk.

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Soon

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>REUTERS YUO'RE BEING REALLYY SENSATIONALIST REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>t. facecuck

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Chef next to Putin looks like he's hiding a gun under his hat

This. But only if no one gets killed

I'm going to sleep /chug/ keep comfy and ignore the shills, remember that they do it for FREE

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The thing that makes American shills seethe most is seeing American flags supporting Putin

>be a brit
>go to ukraine
>get bombed the first day
>"I’ve never experienced the kind of firepower I don’t think anyone of this generation has ever had"
>run to the woods
>ukrainians catch you and think you're a russian spy
>get your face bashed in for 3 hours
>they let you go and you run to the next train heading to Lviv like the pussy that you are
>tell thsi to your fellow brits
>the sun writes an article about you headlined "the Ukranians fought like lions"

russians are fucking laughing

timbarsky.com/i-am-one-of-the-first-britons-to-join-the-war-with-ukraine-and-i-was-interrogated/

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Lookner's ranting again
Now he is "hiding" people.

youtube.com/watch?v=iao2alqNlFE

Cheeky bastard.

>NOOOOOOOOO WE NEED BASED ZOMBIE HITLER TO RISE FROM THE GRAVE END GLOBOHOMO

The time for that has passed, I'm afraid. The perfect can't be the enemy of the good.

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God bless the Second Amendment

pussy

Stop watching that dork already

Quick get into your cope thread

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When out there operating they're trying not to drink excess water or eat too much to need to have poop breaks in the middle of a gunfight. As for hygiene, logistics set up field kitchens and field showers.

it actually really scares them

The "ceasefire" or "negotiations" cope is absurd. Ceasefires are local. And if Russia was capable of closing in on Ukraine, that would be a great negotiating tool.

Why not just admit that Russia sucks at this? Turns out GDP isnt a meme. Turns out Russia doesnt finance its military "industry" with le rouble. Turns out it really is weaker than Italy. Turns out Sun Tzu was right when he said "appear strong when you're weak"

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>don't buy guns
>don't eat meat
Is he actually trying to help the Russians by forcing hohols to be pussies?

So Russia is going to have a special meeting tomorrow with UN diplomats over the USA funded biolabs in Ukraine. This worries Zelensky.

ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/live-updates-russia-ukraine-foreign-070853826.html

>UNITED NATIONS — The U.N. Security Council will meet on Friday to discuss what Russia claims are “the military biological activities of the U.S. on the territory of Ukraine.”

>Council diplomats confirmed the meeting scheduled for 10 a.m. EST, speaking on condition of anonymity ahead of an official announcement.

they look like an average man could tip them with bare hands

Good, Russian libs will go extinct, so will the trannies and fags along with them. Only makes us stronger/

May I ask you an honest question, stranger? Why did that picture trigger you so much? I know it sounds like I'm being demeaning but it's legit an honest question that I have sincere interest in.

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checked

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bros, what's gonna happen?

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>war is a lot less fun when the other side has the artillery

I can believe that.

american hours are trully shit and reddit like
gn until its over

Pls merchant edit this picture

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Russians are niggers

I stand with Ukraine

realistically the ceasefire ends

I know it's mostly baiting and propaganda, but you guys do know how "cope cages" are supposed to work right? They're meant to stand off the shaped charge in the oncoming missile. The stand off cage thing has been used all over the world for decades.

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Is the cloud colorless and odorless?

Checked

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back into your containment zone
>reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine/

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maduro looks like he isnt cucking for now. will iran cuck out? they gonna forgive US for killing their general?

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The Grand Finale.

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hard to say, one thing for sure is that western leftists were a mistake

Those Azov guys sure know how to throw a party

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Checked, your digits confirm it.

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>Optic cucking in this sense could be seen as letting your opponent set a bunch of rules for you to follow that harm or hamper you. You follow them to try and look good or be nice, and they don't give a shit anyway. You've just set yourself back and they don't give a fuck.
Like the Russian army trying to act civilized instead of bombing cuckraine back to the stone age not caring about civilian losses?

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No drones or whipped cream but they had double cream and I have a whisk and strong arms.
I'll put these in the fridge until you're ready

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keep your filthy kraut hands off of buhanka you double-nigger immigrant.

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tiresome

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>The Ukrainians fought like lions and I’m proud I was alongside them.
doubt
>immediately after huge fucked up battle with Russian Airborne (they heroically won) he gets caught by Ukrainian gestapo and beaten to concussion
Can anyone make sense of this chain of events?
What the fuck was SBU even doing on a fresh battlefield?
This guy is so full of shit it's spraying from his nose and ears.

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It's pretty much gasoline.

0 to 600mph in fast mode

quick, there's still a time for a false flag!
>Assad's plane taking off to barrel bomb Kyiv with novichok

you can't save them. and neither will luke skywalker save you.

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>people still wonder why Russians believe Putin when he says the West hates them for being Russian
Unbelievable. Relations with Russian will only be pacified half a century from now at this rate.

who is this qt?

>files.catbox.moe/6bq3ni.mp4

what's the piece that drops off ahead of it?

uma

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its funny, when he was deployed to Iraq and Afghanistan they'll call for an airstrike and artillery strike on goat herders, then it circled back in Ukraine, now he's being hit with airstrikes and artillery

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>Going to sleep
>6 pm
Lazy beaner

KILL THEM ALL COMBI-SANS

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>he doesn't know

Why is nobody testing a drone battle tank in this war

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ball girl who gets hit in the face by a tennis ball. probably on some compilation on jewtube.

>They were taken to a security service base and interrogated for three hours. Jason said: “My head was slammed down by one of the guards.

>"A different guy came in and I could tell by his kit that he was in an elite unit. He had cable ties and two hoods and I thought ‘S***, this is real’.

>"They kept shouting Russian at me but obviously I said I was English. They whacked me around eight or nine times. I had quite a bad concussion and was bleeding heavily.”

>He went on: “They looked at my phone and my messages which was a really scary moment.

>“I wasn’t scared of dying but I was scared about putting my family and friends through the pain of knowing I was in that situation.”

>Eventually, they were released and Jason joined hundreds of thousands on trains to Lviv. He then fled to the Polish border before getting a train to Warsaw.

what a fucking fag

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Kek this, it's insane to me how truthful Putin can be and come out looking good to the Russians and probably even the Chinese.

Oh so they can still detect it and bolt? That's no fun! Someone needs to make it colorless and odorless!

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Another great opportunity for representatives of the West to bravely walk out of the meeting to stand up for "our values".
On a more serious note, it's doubtful anything comes out of it. Although India is on the council atm I think. Maybe they can continue to impress me.

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A rocket motor for initial steering before the main engine ignites. Once it's done its job it only adds extra weight to the missile, so it's discarded.

>This guy is so full of shit it's spraying from his nose and ears.
also known as "being british"

Enlighten me, then.

Good meme, but arguably it's easier to fight in the winter/early spring because there is little foliage in the forests. Drones will have an easier time finding targets and directing airstrikes/artillery.

Lmao brits

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Cant recall her name right now but maybe some user can help here

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they should bring china with them. hell, give india the research too and drag them into this lol

heres one i made

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>what the fuck was the SBU doing on a fresh battlefield?
Making sure people don't flee the carnage. Wake up this isn't news.

SCORSESE HAS SPOKEN

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>battle drones
You just reminded me of something scary

wearethemighty.com/mighty-tactical/robots-that-eat-people/

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Will these go on sale after the war?
Your very own Buhanka

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You absolute great person, you did it! Thank you kindly for the cookies! Those look pretty good, never had them.
I'll go make some tea and then there will be absolute comfy.

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>Ukrainians chain their soldiers to roadsigns

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youtube.com/watch?v=_wRTgl_6pmU

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10-20 in mutt prison that's who

Unless it's tethered by cable to a control point, it's vulnerable to jamming and fully autonomous combat robots aren't ready for the battlefield yet.

Bros...

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Because that's fucking retarded you retard. You wouldn't trust an ant to drive a tank, would you? Because thats about the extent of current autonomous AIs abilities at present.

I bet you are brown

based russian vans

TimTams are the best thing to ever come out of Australia, WiFi is nothing

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>PuddingFluffy
will be suprised with a rave party, see

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There is only one confirmed case of cope cages working. If 10$ cope cages can save a tank against 80000$ Javelin at least once, it's not a meme anymore.

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what's the keyword on boorus for these?

Lens flare.

Pretty much, but as far as the security council goes you at least get to watch them take turns vetoing each other.

I'm pretty sure this is it. Enjoy.

old.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/t0zhhw/british_volunteers_fighting_in_the_battle_for/

He is a short jew alreday, no need

youtube.com/watch?v=eD60LFzDgMM

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Picture from March 4

this was done by the ukranians as well lmao

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God, I wish I was surrounded by Bukhankas...

Russia taking Odessa when!?

>ミャねえぇー!

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