Brit/pol/ - Christ is King Edition

Pater noster,
qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum.
Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra.
Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris.
Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo.
Amen

>Chelsea FC owner Roman Abramovich has been sanctioned by the UK government as part of its response to Russia's invasion of Ukraine.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-60690362

>A former Radio 1 DJ who arranged to have sex with vulnerable children in the Philippines has been jailed for 12 years.
news.sky.com/story/mark-page-former-radio-one-dj-jailed-for-12-years-for-child-sex-offences-12562279

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Israel wants to ILLEGALLY give Ukraine NUKES

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israel and ukraine two sides of the yid coin

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>Israel gives nukes to Ukraine
Good. Russia will think twice of doing this shenanigan again. Ukraine had nukes anyway.

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if true, russia should give nukes to iran.

the bible was written by the holy spirit you fool

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Stop simping for kikes

Now that would be based.
Trying to cheapen the word of God. Typical heretic.

>the bible was written by the holy spirit you fool

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I'm pretty much over alicia yanno
I know this because
I don't get upset anymore
to the point where I'd like to tell her I forgive her
to let her know she's fuck all to feel guilty about anymore if she does
and to let her know I've released it
if she got in touch tomorrow I would act like she's just a long lost friend who fucked up
because I really don't care anymore
and we did have some boss times

It's already pretty cheap

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No one cared who I was before I was the willy warden

12am brindley street for one last kiss. you won't.

Today, I will remind them

I hope god shows mercy on your house and on your soul in the coming times
repent and be saved

boiled eggs are designed to go up the arse, the pinacle of design, natures eggs.

YuGiOh did it first

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lmao brits are jew worshipers

>you won't
wouldn't wanna kiss her if she fuckin paid me

Go back to r*ddit.
Interesting

>I hope god shows mercy on your house and on your soul in the coming times
Thanks dude
>repent and be saved
Don't need to but thanks again :)

You first buddy boy

>sitchin

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may god have mercy on your wretched soul for having a Any Forums pass

tarnished, if you were a boss in elden ring what would your name be?

I have a Any Forums pass? News to me.

>Anyone ever stolen a computer from work before?
>I'm working in the Civil Service and I can get my hands on 15 new laptops. And I can't stop but thinking about how easy it would be steal one. I wouldn't actually do it but I'd like to know your experiences :)

probably they count them and have cameras everywhere you would be touching them? what do you do in the civil service, im thinking of applying but worry about having a woman or a nigger for a boss

shes so fit, what was the question?

you know what I take back what I said. i hope you go to hell

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Hope in one hand and shit in the other, see which fills up first

she's getting fucked and beating up by her bf not thinking about you at all

hope you choke on your beans

there is nothing more futile than argueng with a atheist.

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oh no i have poo in my ID

wallah brother

Your hand is filling up with shit user, better clean it

>what was the question?
pic related

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luv Jesus me
not sure about all that foreign talk mind

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The Nonce of Runcorn

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>Imagine the type of person who reads this

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When will Jesus strike down Putin?

They're always so spiteful and petty aren't they?
The Jesus holding a smug Pepe if better.

how much weight she lost to play catwoman

there's so many variations, I can't keep up

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You a christian?

just accept it mate islam is the ultimate gigachad religion.

the game would be amazing if it weren't for those mooveil spammers those fagoots completely ruin the invasion experience.

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you've got poo on the end on your willy m8

Im hoping for old school style red scare kino

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>just accept it mate islam is the ultimate gigachad religion.
To you

I am actually feeling a bit annoyed thinking about it.
Let's just not mention this cunt ever again eh?

>Brit/pol/ - Christ is King Edition
This shit is why nobody gives a fuck about britpol/.

King Arthur swore an oath to repel invaders, not an oath to the Hebrew god of Rome

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>just accept it mate islam is the ultimate gigachad religion.
You sure said it

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>King Arthur
Mythical figure, unlike Jesus.
Also Alfred the Great is where it's at.

It will truly be for the good of the modern world to root out the Russian scum.

gtfo globalist

If you're not working in intelligence or military then the civil service is just salaries for citizens. Literal braindeads having 9 biscuit breaks a day and praising at the alter of the hours sheet thinking of nothing other than that sweet retirement package. It's great if you're a mong but a grey flat hellscape if you're not. Also, you'll definitely have a woman for a boss.

Can show proof of Pilot ever granting an enemy of Rome to the Jews during their festival? No? Jesus is a myth, an allegory at best

>The "footballification" of our politics
>Brexit hard man Steve Baker
>Johnson's hard right xenophobic government
>As we were told before the brexit referendum
>Contempt for the conman compassion for the conned
>Brew haha

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Hadids condemning fagotry.
Jabir reported: The Messenger of Allah, pbuh , said, “Verily, what I fear most for my nation is the deed of the people of Lot.”
Source: Sunan al-Tirmidhī 1374
Grade: Sahih (authentic) according to Al-Suyuti

Narrated by Ibn Abbas. “Cursed is the one who has intercourse with an animal, cursed is the one who does the action of the people of Lut.”

>Idb4 what about femboyz?
The act of crossdressing is so abhorrently haram that the Prophet (Pbuh) cursed those who commit it.
It was narrated from Ibn ‘Abbaas (may Allaah be pleased with him) that the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) cursed men who imitate women and women who imitate men, and he said: “Throw them out of your houses.” Narrated by al-Bukhaari (5885).

you can't be a open fag and a muslim at the same time.

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women in both the public and private sector get paid to make everyone's life harder

Off to bed lads. Night night, god bless.

wind your neck in sunshine

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josh hasn't posted in 18 minutes. someone check on him.

Can't believe the trip nonces ITG are all younger than me, by quite bit

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No, they get paid to be present. Just turning up and saying words (coherent or not) is enough. Making everyone's life harder just happens but it's not the intention.

based Quybovze the old

>blah blah blah

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You can't be an open fag and a Christian either. It's all idolatry, the worship of one's self and the unrepentant pridefulness of their sin.

>I'm pretty much over alicia yanno
Oh good, you can stop talking about her constantly then

lmao and thats a good thing

>no there is no proof
I know :)