J-j-just trust me, bro

>j-j-just trust me, bro

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He looks sad now. Always looked kinda smug

We've been actually collapsing for 250 years but now we will return stronger than ever.
Actual assburg

>memeflag shill

At least have the decency of showing your country, e-coward.

He is going through the first stage: denial.

I just cant believe he fucked up so bad. SO BAD!

How long until he enters the bargaining stage?

i believe him

>not pictured, 40 meters of table
>photo taken with a James Webb

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kek

Russia will emerge as a Chinese colony

Russia will seize all foreign assets, re-industrialize, become self sufficient. The West will seethe.

>This post has been sponsored by Government of russia in association with NordVPN

Russia will endure and the West will be badly weakened by this. Europe will probably never recover. The importance of Russian oil is under appreciated. Absolute madness to be begging for oil from Iran abs Venezuela while pushing Russia and possibly India into the arms of China. The decline of the West is close to irreversible if it’s not already there.

>re-industrialize
cope
they are shithole with Western investments, imagine the state without

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theyll sell themselves to China but unironically i think theyll still be better off. Americans are uncomfortable with the fact that China is becoming the new main character on the world stage

Putin will place his own very honest and not corrupted at all guys as CEOs. 90% of assets disappears in 6 months. Just like the budget for military.

It's over

>can't even show their real flag
>expects their propaganda to be taken seriously.
No Russian ever called me a cracker.

nato economy is only 20x larger than russias
now it will be 30 - 40x
Ivans on suicide watch

lmao

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decades of denial

>This isn't my final form

>No Russian ever called me a cracker
pidor

Cope harder, Ivan

He realized he's the fall guy for the world economic forum.

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Maybe we'll get anime from russia now

The R*ssian federation is about to lose the war in Ukraine in the most disgraceful way possible, and this is goig to finish Russian statehood in it's current incarnation. The new state will need new constitution. let's write it together boys and girls! It is going to be a constitution of the former cruel and corrupt EMpire of Evil, rotten through from the top to the bottom, brought to it's knees by the coalition of forces of the Greater Good an Democracy. thus this constitution should not contain articles which could be deemed problematic by the forces of Democracy. So no "kill all Jes" et cetera. I come up with teh following so far and i expect amendments and ideas to extend and improve this Document. I also know for sure the many of Russian ppeople related to politics and media frquent this board, so chances to see this document or parts of in th the new COnstitution are quite high.

Preamble

The Pacificized Russian-speaking Territories (The PRT) is a conglomerate of independent dempocratic states (the Members)-successotrs of the Russian Federation, USSR, Russian Empire and Principality of Muscovy (the states-Predecessors).
The PRT and Russia are equivalents.
The PRT accepts full historic responsibility for all the atrocities agains lifes, wellbeing, livelyhood, freedoms and cultures of peoples and nations (the Atrocities) commited by the states-Predecessors. Any justification of the Atrocities is declared illegal. Any demostration of the symbols of the states-Predecessors is declared illegall in all cases except those necessary within the context of the history research.
Coitizens of any race, ethnicity, religion, sexual orientation and ideology have equal rights.

//tbc

The Titular nation on the territory of the PRT is declared Russian nation (ethnicity).
The Titular and only the Titular nation bears all responsibility for the Atrocities.
The PRT declares that all its future development shall pursue full and thorough expiation of the Atrocities as its main objective.

The State

Parliament elected by the popular vote exercises legislative power in the PRT
Exective power in the country is exercised by the Government of the PRT, appointed by the Parliament
The Supreme Judiciary in the PRT is executed by the Supreme Court, where each member is appointed for life by the Parliament and approved by the special commission of the UN.
The recommended forms of governing of the Members are democratic parliament republic and democratic parliamentary-presidential republic.
Every Member of the PRT has the right to leave the PRT confirmed by a referendum. The referendum is carried out at the expense of the organising group (the Group) in 30 days after the Group demonstrates that it has enough funds to cover all the expenses necessary for the referendum. To approve the withdrawal of the Member from the GOT, a simple majority of the votes of the citizens who voted in the referendum is required.
The formation of new Members on the territories of existing Members is carried out by a referendum, similar to the referendum on the withdrawal of a Memeber from the PRT, in the territories that expressed a desire to form a new Member.
In the event that the territory of a Member is the place of historical residence of a non-titular nationality or persons of the non-titular nationality have at least 20%
representation on the territory subjected to the aforementioned referendums at the time of the announcement of the referendum, the Titular nationality has no say in the referendum.

//tbc

>foreign assets
no one stores any wealth in russia retard.

My boss jumped my shit because I wouldn’t do someone else’s job for free, there’s two of us who run a chop line, steel copper brass aluminum etc, I run the chop my coworker works an excavator outside the facility, he said I was taking advantage of him by not running the machinery indoors while simultaneously working a cat excavator outside in the rain for free

Should I call corporate?

Watch out they have 40 unsupplied McDonald's now

They will be more self reliant afterwards and if they own ukraine or a large chunk of it they will emerge stronger

Why are you on vpn then ? I so hope Ruinexit means Ruinexit tomorrow.

They've already won the world. Joe Biden has 0 influence on gas prices. Chadimir Putin controls the gas prices. you control the oil flow you control the earth.

Followed by decade of anal

The Army

The PRT absoultely rejects of militarism and imperialism in all their forms and manifestations. Propaganda of militarism and imperialism is completely prohibited. Glorification and justification of the military Atrocities of the Predecessor countries is completely prohibited.
The PRT voluntarily renounces the possession of any form of offensive weapons, including but not limited to combat aircraft, warships, missiles and rockets, armored vehicles, artillery, space-based weapons, laser, sound and wave weapons, any types of weapons of mass destruction, etc.
The size of the PRT Army is limited to 50,000 persons, including the Army itself and any paramilitary organizations with the exception of the Police.
The PRT declares that it will never use the Army outside the UN-recognised borders of the PRT, except in cases of providing assistance to other states at the request of the UN without moving weapons across the borders of the PRT.
The army of the PRT is an integral part of the political life of the PRT and has the right and duty to actively defend this constitution against attacks from both external and internal actors.

The Document

Amendments and changes to this document are possible with the approval of the highest assemblies of all three branches of the government of the PRT, the highest legislative assemblies of each member of the PRT and subsequent approval by the UN General Assembly and the UN Security Council.

//le fin

>We've been actually collapsing for 250 years but now we will return stronger than ever.
Actual assburg

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Lol, yeah putin like NK is doing so hot.

I’m fixing to make caterpillar lose 20 million and have the lease to our production facility terminated

Fuck this country

They just seized about $10 billion worth of Boeing passenger jets. Think of all the assets owned by coke/mcdonalds/burger king/adidas etc. that are ripe for the picking.

What a 200 proof cope. This whole Ukraine thing might go down as the biggest geopolitical blunder of the 21st century.
Utterly isolated. Can't import or export shit. Can't even fly over other countries or land. Corporate investment fleeing and won't be back for decades. Currency worthless. Unified the EU and NATO. Made a world hero out of Zalensky.
All because of how terrified Russia is of gays and trannies.

>I have a new economy now.
>Oh you wont know her, she goes to a different school.

Any Forums must be full of edgy teens and retards. the entire global system is in TOTAL COLLAPSE and retards are still talking about western capitalism better than russoid orientalism and gommunism. did the the last 2 years even happen?

My sides are in orbit. Holy shit.

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Better to find out the problems with their armed forces fighting Ukraine than the US. Not everyone has the benefit of always being at war.

>edgy teens
>retards

>using kekistan flag

They still have open trade policy with country that has highest gdp and ppp in the world, China, who happens to own the United States via debt

..but they can't fly them because no parts or maint. Essentially they got $0. At the moment any of those planes leave Russia they are just taken back, they ofc will not leave as they dont fly. Nothing flys in Russia.

Chadimir Putin isn't terrified that's why he went across state lines while simultaneously calling our gas stations to raise their prices so people focus on that and not his world domination.

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Kek

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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> Essentially they got $0.
You realize that even if they had no way to fly them they could still strip them of their parts and end up with billions of dollars worth of raw materials? They could also reverse engineer them and produce their own parts.

globalism is frequently cited by both bernie leftists and trump supporters as a major cause for falling US wages. they call for stronger US protectionism. Russia is now having global companies remove their competition from the market, they will have to rely on domestic production a lot more now. why is protectionism good for the US but bad for Russia?

He won't ever.
His replacement will though.

Too bad they would need to seize at least a trillion $ worth to actually amount to anything. What are they gonna do with Ikea and Mcdonalds assets outside the fiat ones? Who the fuck is gonna buy up all that shit from them in current situation. Selling it off to oligarchs wont help at all

Cheaper energy domestically...
Cheaper materials domestically...
Cheaper food domestically...
Reduced competition from European goods manufacturers...
Weak currency promoting both full employment and exports to non sanctioned states.

>Russia will seize all foreign assets, re-industrialize, become self sufficient. The West will seethe.

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We get less of 5% of our oil from russia. Anyone pointing to the war for the reason our gas prices went up is a fucking idiot. The oil companies who decided to lower production during pandemic are the sole source of this.

Russia holds 20% of the world’s natural resources. Energy prices are going to skyrocket which is going to drive inflation in every other product because energy is an input for the production and distribution of most things. And that’s just energy, they also hold a huge portion of key metals with defense applications, like palladium.

The West hasn’t even sanctioned buying these things from them, that’s how reliant they are. If Russia endures and become self sufficient, which it probably will, and cuts the West off from these things it will crater Western economies. Already a recession is more or less guaranteed. All of this over a backwater, corrupt, shithole.

And all of this is just a sideshow, the Chinese are a serious threat to the West and driving Russia into their arms will be an alliance that will be extremely difficult to balance against. Add India to their side (who has not backed the West’s stupid sanctions) and the West will be completely unable to compete. But hey, I’m sure are genius politicians, who spent the last 2 years crushing their own economies over the common cold, know what they’re doing, right? Economic war with a nuclear super power is no big deal.

Russia's natural habitat is chaos. A global world order is bad for Russia.

the clown Jews the one cleaning up dead civis he told to arm and stand up

name one example when this line of thinking didn't lead to some catastrophe

American corporations still got robbed of billions you fucking retard
>Hurr durr Russia can't use it so it's no big deal that we just lost billions of dollars of capital

Energy prices will only raise for places that use them. US barely gets any energy from russia.

They wont do shit and all property of western companies will remain as such. You don't seem to realize the level of shit Russia is in. It will be IMF rule at Moscow before next winter.

Why would your economy grow? It's not like there's anything of value under your dirt you didn't take out already. You can't replace commodity dependence with more service economy. Doesn't work that way Igor.

I think you're delusional and you need to lay off the western propaganda.

our president says Putin is controlling the oil prices. because our president is a bitch that never got elected and Chadimir runs the worlds oil supply. watch the news retard.

> i want things to be cheap, doesn't matter than im poor
nice logic, pidor

And your lack of details leads me to believe your blowing hot farts outta your ass.

Cutting off oil is one of the biggest goals of the DNC. They even write stupid songs about getting rid of it now. Well he we have it.

> has no fucking clue how a market works.

we don't have factories and we can't get ships into ports. IDK I bet it works out better for Chadimir than USA.

OPEC runs the worlds oil supply you idiot. Also there is nothing chad about a man who has never won legit. I like how you shit on biden for not being elected yet somehow putin is a chad for it? Way to blown your identity ivan.

The bulk of Indians military assets are Russian, they still buy them even now, China has sided with Russia, says the United States creates covid and has biological weapons in Ukraine

China India Russia are in alliance already, it’s not an If or maybe, it’s already done now

Ironic because I thought India and China would never bury the hatchet but I guess if you genuinely believed the United States created a global pandemic and just got caught with their pants down having even more biological weapons then yeah I guess it’s logical of them

The USA has been collapsing for decades.

Why don't you remove your meme flag and show everyone which butthurt belt "country" you come from?

when does your shift end ivan?

I'll do it for you everyday. CNN is wrong.

Russia has raw materials, but no intel on how to use them. A slab of iron doesn't magically turn into an Iphon.

Oh no, not the stray dogs!

50% people of colour nation.

>It's over

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>Utterly isolated.
>Friendly with China, India and Brazil
What the fuck are these mutts smoking?

Why don't you close your vpn Ivan ?