Tomorrow

They're cutting off the Internet tomorrow.

It's already slow and some sites like Wikipedia can take minutes to load.

But tomorrow Putin will cut us off from the outside Internet completely.

IT'S OVER

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Good. I'm tired of FSB meth addicts spamming this board.

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good, get fucked

We will still have you posting on telegram right?

/chug/ turns off the lights on march 11

It's amazing how one man with schizophrenia can rule a country like that.

It was great posting with you guys. Russians are some of the most intelligent people I have ever met.

Is Belarusian internet tied to Russian internet? Will this bring them offline too?

what does this mean for tangem games?

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR RUSSIAN COMPUTER GAMES??

Thanks a lot for ZLOrigin, I remember when Sims 4 cracks would take months to come out, and now, they come out the same day

Noice. No more cheaters in my online videogames and shills shitting up Any Forums with Putin cocksucking

underrated

Test

Have fun in commie China 2.0.

You will be missed Ivan, Godspeed!

can you guys reconnect with VPNs or something?

No retard, that's us. The West is communist now, we lost our freedoms

>Russians are some of the most intelligent people I have ever met.
Russians are literally low IQ schizophrenics. they've always had an affinity for conspiracy theories, at least since the 1990s. and not smart conspiracy theories either. pure schizo shit like baba vanga

not really smart people, really they're just bleached chinks

I'll miss you fren

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I'll still be here bby.
Fuck jewkraine death to america

Inshallah. I want a completely isolated internet. Every country independent, every state and city, etc.

You should be taking popular websites you know of, downloading them, and remaking or rehosting them in Russia to get rich

Slow?
> he isnt used to dial up speeds

The Internet will be better place

Best day of my life

im in america

actual sauce? that's not "market rebellion"?

Thank god. I'll miss shitposting with you bros but it's for the best. I'll never forget you.

Every Polack I've ever met looks like the Nazi propaganda posters for an Untermensh. THey weren't wrong about you guys. Every Russian I have ever met is tall and blonde, or one guy had black hair. All more white than a swarthy Pole.

noo, my planetside 2 bros…
damn you, putin and biden

i think we are going down too ;c

cs source is going to be empty

what a shame
oh well

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not gonna happen, putin loves fucking me and so far he has only gone deeper, cutting russia off would be the first time he pulls out before fucking me again, man i wish he at least brought some lipstick for me or took me out for dinner before pumping my ass full of his spoiled milk

See you guys in 40 years

>Russians will have a wojak/pepe free internet
Please ruski bros, I want to go with you.

Wikipedia works just fine, mongol.

Source? And no, not "Market Rebellion." (lmao what edgelords)

that's too bad. I hope one day you will be back with us

Is it tomorrow for you now?

As someone working as a technical engineer and having to deal with this complicated useless issue raised by some Russian neckbeard that breaks the service. All I can say is thank you Putin. My customer service score will not be affected.

We will all end up on a dystopian commie shithole where the government decides what you can and can't think at this rate, sure, but there's varying degrees of that all around the world.

Can you please stop spamming this nonstop ? Rejoice that you are finally coming off this endless ride.

What about my Tarkov?

>some sites like Wikipedia can take minutes to load
Ummm...which ISP? Wiki loads faster than light for me as usual.

fug
Russia flags are going to be rarer than North Korea

Says a fucking leaf.

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The ride which coasts above a bottomless chasm

I will miss you, mudaks

Sure you are, Vlad.

>the whole thread is full of shills seething against Russia breaking free from globohomo influence
Russia is insanely based for doing this. Good luck, Ivan!

That's usually Kim himself

Is our interwebs going to be ok?

Godspeed fren. Fuck globohomo

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Shut the fuck up ivan. Glad you will be gone soon.

thats sad
before you go i want to say something
SEND YOUR WOMEN HERE ALREADY

North American style power outlet.

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God speed user, I will try to smuggle Starlinks for you at some point

Hey man, it's not all bad. Think of all the dirty jew homo faggotry you'll miss. Esp around here. Take this as a blessing, a new beginning, fren.

Oh I'm aware.

Hush Moishe, go outside get some air.

Imagine telling your people that you're engaging in a "just war" (i mean, special military operation), and then having to plunge your country into digital isolation.

No one asked your opinion retard

Goodbye forever Ivan. Fuck you and die.

He’s just talking shit about “Wikipedia can be slow, too” - makes me wonder if he is just some random retard. Like, no, it works just fine and it will be fine tomorrow as well.
It’s so dumb.

There's no indication he suffers from schizophrenia.

Can you use vpn to bypass cut?

Anyone old enough to remember the good internet will know that this is a good thing for russians. You'll still have dickheads and thots and NPCS. but no chinks cheating at every single fucking game. No Israeli shitposting. No barely-literate foreigners struggling to understand the conversation and shitting up the thread. Etc.

i hope you got decent porn sites in russia. would be a human rights abuse if not.

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But what if ~50% of the earths population really was moving in a direction that sets off the dormant schizophrenia of the entire other half

At least you’ll finally be free from this place Russia anons.

Godspeed frens.

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He's a shill. He won't even tell which ISP he uses.

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How they gonna do it ? its first time we see a country gets kicked out of internet.

Goodbye Russia fags

>Every Russian I have ever met is tall and blonde
Everyone here is like 175 cm tall and has dark light(idk english word for Pycый) or chestnut hair color

>Russia will now become a rare flag
gotta catch em all, my proudest flag sighting so far was Vatican City

God thats the best news I've heard all year. Now if only Brazil and Australia would do the same the interenet would be a paradise.

It's already March 11th in Russia.
Literal nothingburger

I hope so, I'll finally quit my job and go live under a bridge. I'm so tired of everything.

schizos can be functional
just look at

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Gonna miss you Russian bros on CS:GO and Hell Let Loose

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I was telling my wife this might happen yesterday, just have a feeling, didn't start reading anything on it till later last night. I wouldn't be surprised, was watching some fat bitch talking about how they're worried about how dangerous it would be if Russia got their hands on harmless research materials found in bio labs in Ukraine.
I figure if they got something to hide that's got them admitting half truths like that they might end up killing the internet before it comes to light. shutting Russia's internet down alone wont stop it from surfacing.
Still I think most likely nothing happens, but who knows.

Stay safe during the endtimes, Sascha.

>poland flag
every time. whats with you people?

You just reminded me. Whatever happened to the user that said he worked at the Vatican? He made a threat about suspicious business going on then left after someone called to his door. He said he would be right back but never returned to the thread.

You are not exactly good at this

How are paid russian trolls supposed to spread disinfo if they're cut off`XXMRW?

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This user gets it.

Its fucking sad to be an oldfag these days. Niggers be nigging, kikes be kiking, fags be faggin and jannies be jannin for free...

Also fuck spics, prarieniggers, roma, chinks, and all poos. Oh and meds cause youre basically white niggers like the rest of the slavic balkans

I'd say it's gommunism for each of the Eastasia, Eurasia and Oceania
They just keep feeding normies with muh freedom whataboutism, but it's more or less the same flavor

>1 post by this ID
OP's already been disconnected. Bye Russiafrens

Says the cucked pole sucking tranny dick hahahhahaha

>Implying the FSB doesn’t use their own VPNs
Really faggot? Russians INVENTED VPNs.

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I figured any Russian posters after they shut down their connection would be vpns or ambassadors

Can I still have my free foreign movies online?
I cannot find anywhere else to watch the but Russian sites.

Hahaha yes. I’m Ukrainian but It describes me.

Goodbye fren, lets not nuke each other

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based and german-pilled

# # # #
>canada
>argentina
>memeflag
>memeflag
oof. errytime

So.. Russia is now NorthCorea?.. lol

>polish and russians are natural enemies
>like polish and canadians
>or polish and argentians
....

based and fuck this world

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>baba vanga
folklore isn’t conspiracy theory you dumb retard

i would trade all muds posting to keep our russian frens

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>no rutracker
darn

Godspeed Russiabros ;_;7
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It's sad, shitposting will never be the same.
I will miss you.

Back when I watched porn before I quit with EasyPeasy I liked the Russian style of porn the best because I thought it looked calm and natural, and the blowjobs weren’t disgusting unlike in American porn (*clogged vacuum sound* *gasp*). So I think the Russian porn users will be fine.

does that mean I can finally play dota in peace?

tell putin we did not support any of this (or murican officials did)

END THE SUFFERING OF THE PLANET

Bye bye, vodkafren. See you among the piles of rubble after everyone's run out of bombs

People were saying March 11 will be the day shit actually goes down as well… what if Putin does some wild shit and that’s why he plans to cuts the internet off in Russia so the people won’t know what’s happening to revolt or whatever.

SPT or maybe emutarkov or whoever the fuck was working on also having multiplayer or at least co-op available

Good luck, Ruskiefrens. I hope you and your families make it one day.

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how do you russkie bros gonna get the latest doze of happenings? Its terryfing to be kept at dark after all this.

SOVL

There is one Leaf who admitted being Russian, there is also 1 German that confirmed it once. I can bet these are the most butthurt of their flags.