I need assistance

My name is Paul Weeks i am a passenger on Malaysian Air flight 370 Men have taken over out flight and have forced us to land I am not sure what they want from us

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Tell them Naruto sent you.

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they want that akamai fag to die
anyways, nobody will even remember this or what his platform does anyway
so goy bye

370 men?
Wow that’s almost every passenger. Looks like you’re outnumbered bro. Better hope they don’t want to have buttsex with you

You are eight years too late sir, I'm sorry but we can't help.

you came to the right place

Better fasten your seat belt Paul it's going to be a short flight

Nah.
The pilots turned the transponder off. If terry wrists had taken it over like that Ethiopia jet, it would've been a synch to squawk a distress code.
It was more than likely pilot suicide.

literally not my problem

They're gonna kill all of you so they can steal the plane and use it later in some kind of terrorist attack that fits their schedule better. Sorry user. Try to make a run for it.

Ethiopia 961:
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Shit your pants they’ll leave you alone

Recite the gorilla warfare pasta tho their leader.

take a big stinky cacapoopoo in the cockpit

mr. weeks, do not be alarmed, your flight appears to have entered a time vortex. The year is 2022, men wearing lipstick dominate female sports. You should consider staying where you are.

>Cocos (Keeling) Islands
RARE FLAG GET

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> 'Paul Weeks'
Didn't we play this game last night with the rarefag Niueanon VPN?

Double numbers. For you, big guy.