He keeps getting away with while his people keep dying. How does he do it bros? What's his secret to stay alive?

>kid looks at zelensky on the streets
>THAT RUSSIAN SABOTEUR IS TRYING TO KILL THE PRESIDENT

Don’t forget the six gorillion assasination attempts, the jewish comedian fought them all off single-handedly goyim.

Surely there would be a record of all these would be assassins?