My boyfriend is Ukrainian and ever since the war broke out he has been livid. Most of his family still lives in Kiyv and thankfully they're all still alive. We have decided to go down there together and fight for the Ukrainian people. I have no combat experience but have played a lot of wargames so I at least know the tactics of war. The only problem is that I'm a bit on the bigger side (5'7" and 280 pounds) and that I have terrible spring allergies. Still I am hoping to kill some of megalomaniac Putlers war criminal henchmen. I only dare post this here because I heard on Reddit that you guys are largely pro-Ukraine. Thank you for your well wishes!
My boyfriend and I are going to Ukraine to fight
Thomas Martinez
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Adrian Perez
RIP
Brayden Fisher
>I have no combat experience but have played a lot of wargames so I at least know the tactics of war.
you'll do fine
Daniel Stewart
B8
Camden Lopez
Good hope they take you in. Two less nasty faggots in the world when they drop grenades on you
Juan Wood
Uh, good luck.
Austin Roberts
>My boyfriend and I
Gay.
Connor Gutierrez
Benjamin Wood
>CHILDREEEEEEEEEN
Jace Lee
Easton Clark
Kevin Roberts
lol
Remember what you do to slide threads
Luis Morgan
Anthony Walker
RIGR Rest in good riddance
Benjamin Powell
Oliver Russell
Michael Jackson
I hope your faggot boyfriend is shot in the head. I hope your captured and raped then decapitated.
Michael Thompson
>obese
>faggot
>pro-Ukrainian
made it too obvious, nest time troll more subtly
3/10
Levi Richardson
>CHILDREN FUCKING DYING
Is he talking about pfizer vaccine side-effects?
Bentley Long
>stepped on eyeball
Fake, but pretty decent.
Samuel Gray
assuming youre a girl heres hoping the rsuusians give you the same treatment they gave 6 yr old german girls in april 45
Owen Martinez
Keked nice one Sven
Wyatt Bailey
good. go to the front line.
Angel Bailey
>assuming youre a girl
Why would you ever assume that?
Isaiah Taylor
>muh chillun dyin
He should be more worried about the shit leftists in the west are actively doing to peoples kids.
Robert Ward
It's spelled Kiev
Hunter Gray
>human fat shield
>they'll HAPPILY take you with wide open arms
The demoncrats (democRats) are inciting people to go fight as mercenaries for child trafficking, extremely corrupt Ukraine FFS.
Joshua Adams
I know it's all the rage to yap about on pleddit, but I doubt a single person is actually going.
Connor Robinson
I mean, some probably are, but what can you do. Fuvking redditors and their Marvel hero syndrome. Another volunteer. This one is uh, a "tactician".
Justin Peterson
>this was ogre
God I hope this is real because jesus christ what a fag he is. Also kinda reads out as the shills are describing the russian experience of the war, so if real maybe we are looking at a verdun sort of situation on the front where everyone's disoriented and just kills whatever moves in front of them.
Cooper Long
>degenerateactual
Kek, this guy heard about the pedo porn.
Jeremiah Edwards
>My boyfriend and I are going to Ukraine to fight
Yaya go get yourselves killed good idea
Connor Watson
>mention Reddit
You’re trying too hard.
Aiden Carter
He’s talking about Ukraine being the worlds leader of producing CP
William Clark
Nah, this one is a winner and is going to bump limit.
Kevin Long
gg, i am rooting for putin.
Mason Diaz
Hahahah faggot go to Ukraine thinking they are going to get some kick some ass and virtue signal about it all day. Instead they get raped by Russians. Good. Fucking fag I hope he dies from his wounds.
Carson Torres
>I know it's all the rage to yap about on pleddit, but I doubt a single person is actually going.
I agree.
Assuming they have all their spike protein, graphene oxide booster to fly coach near to Ukraine...
Either the booster will get them,
or their untrained ass going up against a military will get them.
Tyler Fisher
>Sweden
You two faggots better get there fast. Last chance to be homo in Ukraine before chad Putin eradicates that disease.
Isaac Reyes
righting the russians is a suicide mission at the moment.
To win, Ukraine needs theater anti air defense, and 100 long anti tank drones that can take out the artillery and rocket artillery without being shot down.
Caleb Kelly
>2 fags are gonna get themselves killed
based OP but also fake and gay
James Torres
Thomas Collins
>texan would rather go to another country to defend its borders rather than defending his own country's border
At least chechens will get a slampig if he gets to ukraine.
Evan Johnson
I'd like to be real but it sounds fake.
Robert Perry
holy shit epic polbros, look at this libtard!!
Julian Wilson
You don't need pee pee.
Zachary Russell
Bait too obvious
Lucas Garcia
Cooper Gomez
sneev
Aaron Ward
i might join donezk just to kill you
Hudson Martin
Wrong sweaty. It’s Kyiv
Nathaniel Roberts
When it was first posted on here a couple of people pointed out the pajeet killed had a name that suggested Asian British soldiers in Afghanistan. It was one of those very small and subtle details that suggested legitimacy. Still, a lot of other guys pointed out their own interpretation of flaws so who knows. In all respects, it’s just a great read and likely to be reflective of what most scenarios involving these retards will eventually play out as.
Elijah Turner
>have played a lot of wargames
You're so fucking dead you absolute cunting retard. War isn't just point'n'shoot and you running out of ammo isn't a 1.5 second animation where you're ready to keep going. You are going to fucking die in there without any training, and Ukrainians know it.
That's why you always put the rookies in the front as cannon fodder so that the more experienced people get intel from your sorry carcass aggroing the enemy. Welcome to real war.
War's about making sure as many useless soldiers as possible die, while the valuable ones (which can be anything from experience or title to just being rich) will be way at the back yelling at you.
A fucking random Swede going there is going to die, same as every other nationality that doesn't realize they're going to treat you as foreign rookies, and even their own rookies are already fucked.
Daniel Jackson
Shouldn't we be promoting Reddit trannies and the other lefty garbage to go die in Ukraine..?
Brandon Nguyen
The hungry Russian forces will eat well once you get there. RIP.