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gay

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Seoncd for road cope

i hate joe biden

fpbp

for reddit

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PEACE TALK FAILURE HYPE
KINO BACK ON THE MENU

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worst girl btfo

Child soldiers when?

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Nothing like waking up and seeing /CHUG/ at the top of the catalog...

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That would match my idea here, unfortunately.

NEW BUHANKA

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When are we getting full info from the peace talks that just ended?

This is like third thread that didn't get instant spam before OP even linked it to old thread.
What's happening?

>"Russia is ready to discuss security guarantees for Ukraine together along with security guarantees for other European countries and Russia," Lavrov said following the negotiations in Antalya.
>Russian head of the Foreign Ministry is convinced that Ukraine will be able to overcome the crisis.
>Sergey Lavrov also noted that the US biological were operating in Ukraine in secrecy, as they were in other countries.
C U C K S
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never

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>russia losing all their advancement because of ceasefire and winning muh hearts n mind eventho the propaganda is pushing you as the newest hitler of 2022

what a blunder. make me doubt they could even beat the Taliban.

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Gib Ikea back

xDD

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She cute.

How are we bros ?
Who is winning it today?

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The shills are getting new talking points

So Russia cucks?

>the US biological *labs

not the shills

STRATEGY BRIEFING

Chugs >>>> chuds.

How will Russian tech industry and propaganda machine ever recover from all the blunders in Ukraine?

Putin made Russia bigger joke than any country in history when it comes to wars and weapons.

And thanks to Internet and cheap mobile phones all the world can see how pathetic Russian military is and their weapons are orc tier garbage.

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> She/her

Here's how Ukraine can still win
If they detonate 3 nuclear bombs or dirty bombs in these 3 general areas, the radiation will be pushed east toward the majority of the Russian forces which will cause them to retreat out of the area.
At the same time, reserve forces of the Ukrainian army can move from the Lusk/Lyiv area to counter-attack the Russian forces besieging Kiev.
Western media will say that the Russians attacked Nuclear plants which was the cause of the radiation

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>gas prices in Germanistan are 2.20€ per L or 8.33€ per US gallon
>Germanistanis are so brainwashed by the apocalyptic greentards that they're actually happy with it
Puter just nuke us already, I want it to end

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Z

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Putin's Plan - Victory for Russia!

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ate moms chicken burgers and tommorow is birthday. Feel like NEET winner.

> they expect to be executed upon completion of the war
Zelensky’s obviously going down once Russia exhausts NATO’s ‘civilian evacuation’ plan if he doesn’t surrender.

We’re now measuring success in Estonias.

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this

>make me doubt they could even beat the Taliban.
Well the couldn't beat the Mujahideen

files.catbox.moe/x6b1y3.mp4
>civilists complaining about soldiers placing military equipment near a school in Kharkov .
>woman works in the Kindergarten of the school and fears russian will shoot back
>Soldier accuses her for wanting to report the position to the russian

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Yeah, I want them to win but they need to realise they will not beat the West when it comes to optics.
Might as well just go full ham.

Super cute

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It's over. Steiner's been executed.

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somebody post to /r/TwoXChromosomes
report back here

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Does that mean they'll stop spaming their gore folder?

OH NO NOT THE HECKING TEMPORARY GAS PRICERINOS
stop crying u bitch, if ur poor in germany u would starve in a 3rd world country

ventusky.com/de/48.705;36.387
Mutt eductaion. the wind will blow it south-west

are you sure that estonias are an universally
accepted unit of area?

Kiev will fall...

So uh what happened to the Odessa beach landings? That thing has been hyped since the beginning

>bad trigger discipline
his dad is an idiot lol

>orks
>consistently obliterating every enemy
>redditors
>consistently getting vasectomies so they won't dilute the gene pool

his dad prefers larping in donbas to seeing his kid grow up and being a father. nigger level parenting.

Which Baltic state will fall after this?

My money is on Lithuania.

Their entire country is essentially bait.

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War is different when you face an actual army.
You are used to seeing US invasions of nations without a functioning army (of which they still suffered massive losses).
This is what a real war looks like, loses on both sides, and mass migration of civilians.

They already handed out guns and ammo to 16 year olds, so any day now.

I think it was a psyop

>UK puts sanctions to Russia
>Russia says they cancel launch of 10 UK satellites from their rockets + they cancel shipment of rocket motors to SpaceX

That a country as Russia is still there says a lot ...

>just hand your money to the government, what are you, poor?
shoot all meme flag shills

Shills are getting lazier and losing number. Still rampant across the board but /chug/ has been a true place of refuge from tourists and shills. thank you to our bakers

Death to r*ssian subhuman

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I wonder who gave the hohol rapebaby a weapon...

Fighting age men to boot

The “hearts and mind” don’t actually matter that much.
They already practically got the initial territories this all start for, so now that the RUS army is this far into Kiev they’re basically making a play for Ukraine itself.
The real reason for holding back is that he wants the capital as is and not a smoking crater.

Fugg.
He probably sees your people as exploitable nigger cattle and will start closing the gas every other day just to fuck with you.

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>About 48,000 Ukrainians have been evacuated so far through humanitarian corridors, 43,000 from Sumy, 3,500 from the Kiev region and 1,000 from Energodar.
source is local news that just parrot global news so take it as you will

No.
Nukes are expensive.
Why waste a nuke on a country that will freeze itself to death next winter just to own the evil russians?

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stfu vatniggers

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Do you think Kiev has started the second phase of civilian evacuations yet?

who would win khadirovs orks or klaus schwabs flying monkeys?

Just remember: when a pro-western side employs child soldiers it's considered selfless, heroic, desperate and inspiring. When an anti-western side does it it's inhumane, exploitative, brainwashed, suicidal, horrific.
Also, bad td.

>2.20€
I expect that kind of price in the next week or so.
My car is LPG hybrid, but that's nothing to write home about anymore either...

UK had already paid in full
No refunds

oh through humanitarian corridors, i don't think the trains (main way to leave kiev) count as corridors

You're gonna lose this war...

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Estonia they are so rabid no one would help them

Not a single Estonia flag post since he was BTFO. Absolutely incredible.

Kiev will burn. Shills will cope.

checked
here have headpat

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When?

rumble.com/vwxxi8-ukraine-on-fire.html

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checked

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Estonia, Based Russia will capture Lake Chud

I bet you're not even German, retarded larper

> Ruski Saboteur, reeeeeeeeee

the Celestial Dragon of course

Wonder when the human trafficking and child prostitution will be publicly revealed?

Micro Hilters and Estonias are traditional measurements.

>>gas prices in Germanistan are 2.20€ per L
ha that's nothing. in finland the gas prices has gone almost up to 2.60€ today

Speaking of SpaceX
Did you know that they're on the verge of bankruptcy and, according to Musk himself, need to launch at least 1 spaceship every 2 weeks in 2022 to survive?

Week 10 of 2022
Zero launches

Does it matter? Is there any point in spatial linearity where it won't eventually succumb?
It's a matter of time...

Those countries have nothing to plunder and fight for. They are just farm, swamplands and a couple of coastal cities.

Xi literally rapes Taiwan the second Ukraine is over. How US will cope?

absolutely. not many reasons to go to war, but making sure your son doesn't have to is at the top of the list.

it's the side eye that gets me

plus nickel went to the moon, increasing the production cost of teslas massively

>Do you think Kiev has started the second phase of civilian evacuations yet?

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This BTFO'd the shitstonian so fucking hard, he tucked tail and ran.

I heard there is salt to be mined there.

reifags on suicide watch

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Cope hohol. At least try to losing with dignity because it's better than losing like a whiney loser just like you are now

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Hardly surprising. Space just isn't economical right now.
We need to get to the point where we're mining asteroids.

Next week

not here, we use belgiums usually

Two more weeks

>finger on the trigger
>probably one in the chamber
>kid pulls too hard
>mum gets shot in the head
>lookwhatyouvegoneanddoneupsetyamum.jpeg

Wait. They're NATO.
But let's accelerate, it will also connect Belarus with Kaliningrad. Denazify them next.

Nah, Russia is chocking here only because Putin wants to pretend to be a good guy. No bombardments, almost zero shelling and etc. Thousands of people is dying right now just for a stupid narrative.
Russia already proved how capable it can be in Syria.

they're not going to make it fren
did you see price of nickel

Give it time. The Canadian poster came back yesterday after getting btfod trying to equivocate Donbass to Kaliningrad.

3500 have departed and the Russians await the next 10k
How long will this conceivably take?
Kiev is surrounded...
Kiev will fall...

exactly. Baltics are just trying to either pull some more Western aid or clinging to this new sudden relevance. not a target? not a threat.

the greentard shilling is fucked
people literally cheering their own demise

Most of Musk shit is taking existing shit and re-branding with some complicated tech slapped int it that so far has not given any cheaper costs.
There is no need to make "le reusable shutle" again but with a rocket when you can use a fucking 70s rocket or decomissioned ICBMs like NASA did.

>Cope hohol. At least try to losing with dignity because it's better than losing like a whiney loser just like you are now

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Holy fuck, I don't frequent anything but /chug/ but yet again I had to go out to the catalog to fetch it and holy shit....

Guys, something big has to be happening, the shilling is off the fucking hook. Literally every single thread is about Ukraine winning and Russia losing.

>Russia already proved how capable it can be in Syria.

those were comfy times

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>he doubted it
Nicky II, Gorbachev and Boris the Drunkard can all rest easy now, for Putin has, beyond any doubt, secured himself the title of the biggest embarrasment in Russian history.

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Pretty soon Russia isn't going to care if it's NATO or not.

All normal diplomatic or trade relations are breaking down and no country will risk nuclear war for fucking LITHUANIA (for Germany, maybe, I don't know, at least it's an important country).

The 'west' can't meme.

Yeah, i loved it.

peace talks apparently went badly

>taking care of the situation completely
sometimes they do deliver.

They're getting funded, unless USA wants to get ISS program frozen.

whats the name ofg the artist?

Elon was always a meme. Just a salesman using scifi lingo to wow reddit tier minds. Tesla, spaceX, starlink, what else?

agreed.

>3500 have departed and the Russians await the next 10k
>How long will this conceivably take?
>Kiev is surrounded...
>Kiev will fall...

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I don't think people are aware that Kiev isn't even being sieged. There is sparse skirmishes around it and occasional shell/rocket, but no direct assaults on the city proper.

haha, should have left with the civilians in 2012..

neuralink

It's a turkroach he alxways post the eaxct 5 exact same pic, in the same order.

>do American style
>bomb the shit out of everyone everywhere
omg you monsters

>take it slow
omg you guys suck
pootin on pooicide watch

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will Medvedev be any better or that just a meme?

When Putin takes Kiev.

Everyone in Russia are waiting for KINO but Putin is too kind this time

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>Holy fuck, I don't frequent anything but /chug/ but yet again I had to go out to the catalog to fetch it and holy shit....
>
>Guys, something big has to be happening, the shilling is off the fucking hook. Literally every single thread is about Ukraine winning and Russia losing.

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yeah, but some mil hohols ain't letting poor male hohols out.

Indian hobbit on screen

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>centuries
Huh?

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They had a launch yesterday. They've had 10 launches this year so far.
Which Russian engines does spacex use? They're all built in house. You might be thinking of Atlas 5 by ULA, but that's completely superceded now by Falcon9

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Think about it, 12 of the 17 largest cities in Ukraine are either under Russian control or are besieged by Russia with three being completely encircled.

I fucking hate this shitty ass "Russia is slow" and "no progress" narratives. Russians are literally on par with 2003 Iraq and holy shit that was a cakewalk compared to this.

The whole point of GAYTO is that it's an alliance. It doesn't matter who gets attacked, they all must react as if they were attacked.
If they don't do shit when one gets attacked, the alliance is meaningless and will cease to exist overnight.

tell putin more than half the world supports russia rn

They just want entertainment out of this happening.

Almost as if to make his point...