/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #504

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>day 15
>no cities
>no progress
l m a o

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>1. during the period of martial law, citizens of Ukraine, as well as foreigners and stateless persons who are legally located on the territory of Ukraine (hereinafter referred to as civilians), may participate in repelling and deterring armed aggression of the Russian Federation and/or other states, including obtaining firearms and ammunition for them in accordance with the procedure and requirements established by the Ministry of internal affairs of Ukraine.
>Article 2.the use by civilians of firearms obtained in accordance with this law is carried out similarly to the use of weapons by military personnel during the performance of their tasks to repel armed aggression against Ukraine in accordance with the procedure approved by the Cabinet of Ministers of Ukraine.
>Article 4.during the period of martial law, citizens of Ukraine may participate in repelling and deterring armed aggression of the Russian Federation and/or other states, using their own award-winning weapons, sports weapons (pistols, revolvers, rifles, smoothbore rifles), hunting rifled, smoothbore or combined weapons and military supplies for them.
I thought combatants must always be clearly identifiable by international law. Legally allowing and even actively telling your civilian population to attack an invading force with their private arms should therefore be a war crime, correct? I really don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Z!

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Made this for another thread. From t.me/intelslava

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Covid will dissapear next month

Shilling's picking up, memeflags appearing.

Yup, I think MI5 working hours are starting.

Z

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Press Z to tell her that's its okay and the bad Azov men are about to get shelled away

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i hate canada fren, everyone here is so npc'd

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Fuck me, user posted thread about a week ago about China and Wuhan being a distraction from Ukraine. The aim to oust Trump with mail in ballots. It all makes sense. Biden ties with Ukraine etc.... Fucking hell.

Z!!

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>HRU
???

Z

Z

American officials will keep screeching this is just russian propaganda, while sweating bullets.

Z

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Z

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Mommy Psaki's gonna have to work overtime for the pay.

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no more trannies!
no more jews!
no more niggers on the evening news!
hohols are animals, that they have proved!
now shell ukraine till it looks like the moon!

Z

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McDeez is healthy, you literally CANT and WONT disprove it.

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Ziggers tozgue my azus.

If I was Putin I would be fucking embarrased. That is literally no force projection.

Yep

Fear not, little one

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you are correct bro, Zoglensky want to make a country of martyrs for the globohomo

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yeah people here are pretty irredeemable i don't associate seriously with any of them though

loneliness is vastly preferable to settling for the incessant 'company' of prole fucks God damn fuck these people and their faggot nation to hell

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You know whats more NPC than supporting the current thing? Rejecting the current thing simply because other people support it.

Sure
Keep eating the trash we dont care
I haven't been in a McDonald's for years

Thought Biden had ties with china lmao. Yall retards need to stay consistent

NSA has to send a message to the population through the emergency alert system.

Those spooks hate CIA as much as anyone else!

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Support our economy, buy russian goods, UAZ cars. Anons what made in russia staff you have?

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*mogs you with chicken wings*

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>McDonald’s announced it is removing all artificial additives in its seven classic burgers. This means they will no longer have any artificial flavors, artificial preservatives or added colors from artificial sources. The company is changing the beef patties, buns, cheese and Big Mac Special Sauce to make them healthier.

>The buns will no longer have the artificial preservative calcium propionate. In general, calcium propionate helps prevent mold growth on bread and is considered antifungal. McDonald’s may be getting rid of it because previous research found that this preservative could negatively affect children’s behavior. The study, published in the Journal of Pediatrics and Child Health, showed that calcium propionate might cause “irritability, restlessness, inattention and sleep disturbance in some children.” In addition, removing the preservative could reverse these behavioral problems.

>McDonald’s is also getting rid of sorbic acid, which was an artificial preservative in its cheese that prevented mold. Studies on rats, mice and dogs showed that this preservative was “practically nontoxic” and not carcinogenic. However, the National Library of Medicine HSDB Database reveals that some people can have allergic reactions to the sorbic acid used in cosmetics.

>The Big Mac Special Sauce is losing several preservatives: potassium sorbate, sodium benzoate and calcium disodium EDTA. Potassium sorbate is made from sorbic acid and potassium hydroxide, and it also inhibits mold growth. The European Food Safety Authority (EFSA) considers 3 mg of potassium sorbate per kg of body weight safe per day. However, there are questions about this chemical causing developmental and reproductive problems.

I had a McDouble for the first time in years and it's amazing how it tastes exactly the fucking same as you reember it tasting. Not even a little different.

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You're just poor

russians are communist faggots

tell me you are a faggot without telling me you are are a faggot

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I bought recasts of games workshop miniatures.

I only have a Helios lens for my Canon, but those are Soviet made

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Not if the Russians can't drive their scooby doo vans covered in wooden armor 40 miles outside their own country to bring more ammo.

R*ssian toddlers will suffer for their elders mistakes

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From what I can gather, currently the ceasefires are preventing much crushing on cities, and the bulk of the forces are focusing on dealing with the big pocket of almost-encircled Ukranian troops in the east - a conflict it seems is mostly rural.

The most amazing thing about the invasion on Any Forums is how many of the niggers here have shown that they have the understanding of economics of a literal 14 year old communist.

Russia is never going to recover from this. Never. The first two rounds of sanctions murdered them, and the following ones are defiling their corpse.

>b-b-b-but russia will have a centrally planned internal economy
Worked well in communism, didn't it you fucking retards?

>b-b-b-but russia will sell their natural resources to China
Your export market just became single buyer, and that single buyer is your geopolitical rival. China will rip your fucking eyes out in whatever trade agreements you can make. The Power of Siberia pipeline has not turned a profit for Russia at ANY point during its operational history. Literally learn the basic economic concept of supply and demand.

>b-b-b-but russia strong, russian doesn't need imports, it can make everything itself!
The russian economy is one of the dumbest economies in the entire world, which is why it is the size of italy's despite having three times as many people and tenfold as many precious natural resources. The machines used to extract and refine those resources are primarily german. Good luck have fun when those break down - especially now that the southern oil and gasfields are nearly depleted and you'll have to move further north for fresh ground.

>b-b-b-but GPD doesn't matter!
GDP is a mixture of two things: real value and fake funny money from financial derivatives. You're about to find out that it is only one of these that is fake.

>b-b-b-but the west will also be hurt!
True. Hurt. But Russia will quite literally fucking die.

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we get to have fun here in canuckistan with one of the biggest disapora groups of uke pukes as all this goes down too, oh fucking joy lol

at least kike tears are ever so sweet and flow freely in this day and age, left right and center

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not just Biden. Those labs are built since Obama and Trump had no idea about them

Cunny & Happening in Ukraine General

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Vodka, and some clothes for my nephew from, acoola I think is the brand name.
Not much Russian commodities here, they do sell some based trucks tho.

anyone have the exploitable of pic rel

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> poor simple retard thinks a person can only be taking bribes from one entity

those threads feel like RT headlines more than actual info

>the invasion on Any Forums ....
Cope mothafucker

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Thank you, sir.

the truckers gave me a little hope but it's fading fast as even my russian frens are falling for the homoglobus ukro narrative

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>366314283
(you), lower case, redeem at the bank

y e s

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this war didn't affect me until all the russian hosted piracy sites went down wtf stop this right now

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i fuck a 30 yo mexican girl here so i like you lot, but i hope you get kidbapped by some cholos

>I thought combatants must always be clearly identifiable by international law.
Pic related
The Ukranian law you referenced merely makes it legal under Ukranian law for citizens to "spontaneously take up arms" (it would otherwise be technically illegal under Ukranian law, tho legal under international law)

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Kiev alone did take 1 month for NatSocs to take it in WW2 and 1.5 months for soviets to take it back... and you, a butthurt belter, claims that a city is as easy to take as rural area where nobody.
You reach a level of cope that was previously thought impossible.

You're most welcome sir, hoping for more Russian products in the future.

They're getting desperate
Yesterday they claimed Russians and Chechens were mass r*ping women
Now this

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those memeflags feel like radioactive niggers more than actual posters

>Worked well in communism, didn't it you fucking retards?
works well for China lol

I'm just about to censor all the fucking memeflags. Fuck them.

>simply because other people support it
uh huh...

Лyчшe yмepeть, чeм быть paбoм гoмoглoбyc.
Гдe y вac cвoбoдa? "Cвoбoдa" ycтpaивaть гeйcкиe пapaды? Baших cынoвeй yчaт oтpeзaть ceбe члeны, a дoчepeй - гpyди. Bac вceх пepeвaкциниpoвaли, кaк cтaдo бapaнoв. Глoбoгoмики выcocyт из вaшeй cтpaны вce coки, a вac ocтaвят х*й бeз coли дoeдaть.
Ho, кoнeчнo, этo вac нe вoлнyeт. У вac в гoлoвe oдни тoлькo pyccкиe.

нaшa цeль - cчacтьe вceгo чeлoвeчecтвa

Z FOR GIVI (I DON'T NEED YOUs: JUST Zs)

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>all the russian hosted piracy sites went down
They went up. It's u who cut the rope.

cognachols...

Yeah although globohomo is gay and all I'll still never support fucking Russian billionaires. They stole the grain and they'll steal the natural gas even harder than the western billionaires. The people of Ukraine will suffer .. but at least they'll have their culture r..right? Fuck this thread and fuck Russian shills

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>that single buyer is your geopolitical rival
Not anymore
>China
>Communist
Not anymore

>Russia is never going to recover from this. Never. The first two rounds of sanctions murdered them, and the following ones are defiling their corpse.
They recovered from actual fucking communism in a couple of decades. Some sanctions are annoying but they'll work their way back.
Do you have any idea how long "never" actually is?

7k what? euro? bitch i dont care that some vatnik drank your cognac

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>believing an Ukranian
Not even once

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>i fuck a 30 yo mexican girl here
Faggots don't fuck women. Stop lying.

Z

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Worked* well China has zero socialist policies, the wage gap is increasing day by day.

cholos?
KeK
Cope mothafucker

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i didn't actually check before posting wtf they're all still up

Givi got purged by NKVD for being such a warlord

state capitalist with a centrally planned economy

Sadly, RT is currently more reliable than most US/European sources.
Still a long way from being objectively reliable, but *moreso* than the others.

rt.com/news/551595-us-house-ukraine-aid/ how come 20B for a wall that 50% of americans supported was too much but 13B out of thin air for ukraine is just fine?

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i'd drink it too and then piss in the bottle and make the richfag drink it. Would probably taste better anywat

So not communist

How does putin come out of this reputation in tact?
Russian military has been exposed as inferior garbage

I think they have a bunch of words on a wheel that determines what the next narrative they will pull out from their ass

why? just ignore the obvious shills

>file already posted HERE
kiev = GIVIGRAD

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Z FOR BASED GEORGIAN.

This is CGI, otherwise Ukrainian drones would destroy these trucks long time ago

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zombie lost his head LOL

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its not communist you absolute braindead 12 yo zoomer communist cunt. fucking die memefagger.

the truckery was glorious but it got pretty much subsumed by this as it all broke out, rightfully so imo.

there's no negotiating with the faggot kikes running any given circus, and asking them for anything serves as admission and allowance of their controlling of you. all one can do is divorce their existence from them as thoroughly as possible in this life and refuse at the level of soul in partaking of their stupid faggot shit quite frankly

i would gleefully smash every kike infant across a fucking tree in the name of resplendent red fontanel gore volcanos atop scourging the earth of their ilk from the most tender root on up God just fuck these demons. i've no qualms about turning into whatever is necessary to be able to flense them from the face of reality on this plane or any other

jesus christ help me

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ah yeas, murdered by putin.
S

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The Russian Ministry of Defense just released a briefing where they talked about the documents from the biolaboratories.

"Russian specialists of the Radiation, Chemical and Biological Defense Forces studied documents on the transfer of human biomaterials taken in Ukraine to foreign countries at the direction of U.S. representatives."

"According to the documents, the U.S. side planned to conduct work in Ukraine in 2022 on pathogens of birds, bats and reptiles with a further transition to the study of the possibility of carrying African swine fever and anthrax by them."

"In the biolaboratories created and funded in Ukraine, documents show that experiments with bat coronavirus samples were conducted."

"In the near future we will publish the next package of documents received from Ukrainian biolaboratories and present the results of their examination."

it's still a centrally planned economy you retard, learn to read

It's because of all the cucked ceasefires, humanitarian corridors, and negotiations.
Which, to be fair, you can argue are themselves signs of weakness.

Why doesn't USA just deploy these into Russia to get rid of their grain surplus ?

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Yeah, mine.

have a (you) plebbit scum, get out of here

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yeah, and most redditors/vaushkiks are mortally afraid of the word nigger.