/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #503

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>Psaki spergs out over biolabs, writes seething novella on Twitter, schitzoposters vindicated
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>US demanding “part or whole” of Venezuela oil production to ease sanctions on Maduro
>China demands the US release more details regarding the 26 US-backed bio labs in Ukraine ASAP
>Putin signs decree banning exports from Russia, imports to Russia of certain products & raw materials until 2023
>Berdyansk, Kherson, Irpin, and Energodar have fallen - Mariupol, Kiev, Kharkiv are surrounded and besieged
>US has banned russian oil, gas and coal imports
>Zelensky “ready to recognize” Crimea as Russian
>Zelensky: No longer interested in NATO
>Ceasefires violated again after foreign students were evacuated
>Irpin and Kiev mass exodus happening
>Irpin street fighting, Russia 22km from Kiev center
>European natural gas hits 2500, then 3800 euro/1000m3, a 6x increase in one month
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youtube.com/watch?v=TZcHB1CYp38
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youtube.com/watch?v=AdzZBx2eUcQ
youtu.be/2iUGfURqyhs
metro.co.uk/2022/03/07/russia-preparing-to-disconnect-from-global-internet-on-march-11-16230918/
youtube.com/watch?v=-zKj6Ms6x1o
twitter.com/DefenceHQ/status/1501801441941405697
youtube.com/watch?v=b4fQYnWpDVk&t=140s
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Friendly reminder that Israel has fired more missiles at Gaza than Russia Ukraine]

Z

SO what's going to happen on friday 11th?

Thanks bro
Z!

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Z

GTA 2? I miss that game

Based and Bukhanka-chan

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Z

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Putin remembers: Respect is everything!

i unironically wasnt aware that estonia and latvia were part of the soviet union.
how dare those shitholes even join nato, they should be happy people even know their names.

Baltic wiggers really are the lowest of the low.

I'M GONNA DO IT
I'M GONNA SAY IT

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Wanna know another fun-fact? Both their countries are 50% Russian.

ZIGGER

She just keeps marching bro

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Z-CHINKMAP-Z

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thoughts?

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Explains why the US is so fucking balls-deep in Ukraine. I'm excited to see what the GRU finds in Ukraine in a month.

TWO MORE WEEKS

Holols! Fire!

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GET DOWN MR OBAMA

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A machine for the pigs was being developed. But some of them escaped and multiplied hence this mess.

Didn't read lol

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My zigga...

Russia do not control world media complex like jews do for USA
Putin could literally release proofs that Hillary Clinton did 9/11 for Soros and Rothshilds paid for that while playing chess with Klaus Schwab, and nothing will happen because muh russian disinfo

/pol was right again

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Probably true. It popped too many times from too many different sources, including governments, for it to be coincedence.

Is Russia actually going to do anything? I feel like they haven't done anything significant in over a week. Have they just been waiting for civilian evacuations or something? When does the actual kino start?

Will we get to see Zelensky sodomized with a bayonet a la Ghaddafi?

Z
Also the 180° whiplash in Germany is real.

Gotta read those FAUCCIPAPERS. All points to classic USofA bullshit "defense" of the globohomo way. Filthy burgers.

You forgot top US politicians have massive stakes in Ukrainian energy like a certain Biden.

Nope Putin is getting optics cvcked

What was the name of the poo streaming news site?

youtube.com/watch?v=TZcHB1CYp38

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classic anime Z

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Crazy how it all started with that image

Any gains or did the war become political now ?

gay, this is gayer than two niggerdicks touching

Who do you think I am, a FSB colonel to know such info? Waiting just as you do. All I can say is that our people want decisive action not this ball scratching.

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Twitter's blocked here. What are the replies to Psaki posts? Just the usual "#istandwithcuckraine"?

ZIGGER

That guy at InterSlavaZ posted about /chug/ we might have a new influx here

there is no kino
the lightning decapitation strike failed, and Putin is now stuck in the endless meat grinder

Post it, poland

Add the updated map you faggots

>we are back to early 2020 and talking about biolabs and bioweapons
I fucking hate reruns

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They are clearing Mariupol and most likely prepearing offensive on Kiev. The civilian evacuations did stall the whole thing aswell.

Use nitter .net

Twitter is just Neo lib central

bharat news for maximum indians

Damnation! No donation, no salvation!

>column of vehicles has stalled, no progress in a week
>decrease in air activity, russia unable to control airspace
>now calling on conscripts to send to Ukraine due to suffering such heavy losses

It's going bad for Putin. NATO baited him into an unwinnable war and he fell for it.

SHOUT ME OUT INTELSLAVA
LET'S HOPE FOR A TON OF DEAD AZOV SHITHEADS TODAY

Didn't they kick out a lot of their russians ?

this is weirdass kind of war where Russia, instead of making traditional gains, appear to go after places with biolabs
also kotel is slowly forming around Kiev (Kijów, proper pronounciation: Key-oof)

Well time is really only on putins side, since the russians control all the roads into the country east of kiev and theres no functional airports, or sea lanes. Theyre going to keep kiev preserved im sure because that city is so significant culturally. And since theres alot of russians who are ukrainian in every way and vice versa theres alot of empathy. Just want Zelensky to surrender

Intel Slava Z posted this, what do?

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In the battles in Izyum near Kharkov, a Russophobe from the Right Sector, Yashka Tsygankov, was killed.

Tired to hide in local kindergarden (look at this walls)

Good job DNR!

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how hilarious is it that this is the SECOND time Nuland has flubbed this hard?

Just use VPN ffs

try nitter.net

She's definitely gonna get Chechen'd. Miho will end up being wedded to a rich, high ranking Kadyrovtsy officer as a war bride. He would then breed her voraciously with tons of strong Chechen men and valiant big bosomed Chechen daughters for the defense and the future of Chechnya.

Movie time with GF (The Batman)

Republic Now / India Times

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The labs are in cities, that's all.

Only Latvia

How much support is there in Poland for betraying ukraine and seizing it's western areas?

when it comes to this source:
ua.usembassy.gov/embassy/kyiv/sections-offices/defense-threat-reduction-office/biological-threat-reduction-program/

the docs have been publicly available there for at least two years. conspiracy theorists are now downloading them and acting like they've found some kind of dirty secret...
because no effort was made to hide these, my assumption is that they're totally above-ground, normal research facilities.
in other words, a nothingburger, a red herring, bait

Republic TV

Don't forget the East kotel. Slowly but surely getting there with 70k hohols inside.

I wouldn't be surprised if the US was doing the same shit it was doing in China. Following some batshit insane agenda to study shit it really shouldn't be studying, not for weapons per se but just because it scratched the itch of some influential lobbyist or political appointee.
Still dangerous af and shit that shouldn't be being done, but not "Let's wipe out mankind!" comic-book villain.

...

Today Kiev, tomorrow Seattle!

youtube.com/watch?v=AdzZBx2eUcQ

Time has been on Putin's side since he secured the labs. He has his casus belli, and he got it by convincing the west he was only going into Donbas. Brilliant tactician. The emails from the west telling them to "burn EVERYTHING" is all you need to know that they weren't expecting troops to bust the doors down. I bet they have no idea what was destroyed and what he got. They are literally shitting themselves over this

Romania to announce mobilization next week. We're going to Ukraine lads.

between fringe minority and nonexistent
it appears that I am alone for supporting reclamation of Lwów
instead, 300% media shilling overdrive is for supporting Ukrainian, including giving them tanks, jets, free healthcare and shit

Which one is this?

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The hard truth is that the Russian military is in such bad shape that they can't project force any farther than ~40 miles outside their own country. The chances of them taking Kiev and holding it are basically nothing at this point, and this is coming from someone who thought it would fall in 36 hours when this whole thing started. The Russian army turned out to be nothing more than a rusty 1970's scam.

>GET DOWN MR OBAMA
Underrated.

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All three baltic states never had any statehood before 1917, and even then the only reason they were independent was due to german and entente intervention. In 1939, the Union gave Litva its capital, Vilno, back, and in 40 mass demonstrations were held there for it to join the Union. In 1991, a single heavy police company kicked out the entire """independent""" Latvian government in a day without any opposition only for the GKChP to fail on the next day. The Baltic states exist for no other reason but to spite Russia.

Imagine being a Finish cuck.

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yes, a lot of polacks are now Bandera lovers. What the fuck is wrong with them?

Just don't use your strongest weapon.
youtu.be/2iUGfURqyhs

I was trying to go to sleep the other night and my leg spazzed out and moved involuntarily for like 2-3 seconds. Has this ever happened to someone else?

Why are you sneething in a comfy thread

bye bye russian friends

metro.co.uk/2022/03/07/russia-preparing-to-disconnect-from-global-internet-on-march-11-16230918/

you're getting Bukowina back?
damn, maybe Poland will get back Lwów after all

>TL;DR Russia kill not enough civilians to be flashy

>Comment section is just everyone shitting on Stephen Colbert and telling him how out of touch he is
youtube.com/watch?v=-zKj6Ms6x1o

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It's just stupid. If they really were america-backed biolabs in some super conspiracy, naturally, they would have been cleaned out days before any possible Russia invasion. There would have been simple to execute clean house protocols to sanitize the laboratories and their databases, should they have existed.

It's stupid to think otherwise. Even if they WOULD have existed, they would have quickly been sanitized.

Holy shit, the laboratories are inside major cities??
retard

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T(s)igan means gypsy in Romanian

It was My pleasure to shitpost with russians

This.
twitter.com/DefenceHQ/status/1501801441941405697
Today's update from MOD says the same thing.

In a big lab destroying everything will take a lot of time, I expect fuck ups too, so Russian definitely have something interesting.

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youtube.com/watch?v=b4fQYnWpDVk&t=140s

The fact that there are a hundred of you treasonous fuckers stumbling over yourselves to copy paste the same shit on every thread....Imma go with
The west has no idea what was sanitized or not

Is this some jap Zorro?

>you're getting Bukowina back?
Hahaha, russians won't let them get a piece of Ukraine

I HAVE NO IDEA ITS LIKE THEY CAN TURN OFF PART OF THEIR BRAINS RESPONSIBLE FOR MEMORY OF GENOCIDE THAT UKRAINIANS DID TO US, FOR STEALING 3RD LARGEST POLISH CITY THAT IS LWÓW, AND FOR NUMEROUS OTHER BULLSHIT LIKE BANDERITES SAYING THAT KRAKÓW IS UKRAINIAN CLAY

SPARE ME

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>be hohol trooper
>see Russians coming from the rear
>drop your gear, change to civilian clothes
>bratan, thanks for saving us fron ebin urkonazis
>Russkie pats you on the back, says: Go home, bratan
>go to nearby hideout, pick NLAW, blow Russki column
>Slava Ukraine!

Are you going to average your fighter jet and a helicopter downed by Ukies?

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It's your time to take revenge and retake Lemberg, Poland.

WW3 is inevitable this decade isn't it?

> be Israel
get free gib from USA and Germany
> be Ukie citizen
get free gib from the West
> be detained Terrorist
get free healthcare from the USA
> be US Citizen
dies. because cant afford Gas and Insulin

I don't think Miho is dumb enough to fight for a sinking Ukrainian school carrier. (The Ukies sunk it themselves)

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I'm looking forward to a comfy friday shitposting one last time with russiabros

Russians have secured McDonalds for the hard times ahead

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They don't Even want to send jets

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I thought Română means gypsy in romanian

>The Russian army turned out to be nothing more than a rusty 1970's scam.
To think I thought they might be a worthy adversary... russia military reputation is completely ruined permanently. No recovery from this ignorant incompetent "show of force" disaster

Based

Uhh... cum /chuggers/ I donts feels so goods

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Damn these are going to get spoiled in a week