Japan has higher tech in their toilets than most militaries

>japan has higher tech in their toilets than most militaries
It's over.

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you'd need to be a fucking engineer just to clean that thing without breaking it

Why the fuck do they even need this shit? Its just a loo

Anyone who doesn't use water to clean themselves walks around all day with a shit encrusted asshole. Disgusting.

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Seems like a hassle to clean.

they dont even sell it
amazon only has discount knockoffs, no official ones.

I love Japanese toilets with integrated bidets. I wish Joe Bidet would introduce them to the West

This is how you don’t know how kino they are
They fucking clean themselves

This is the result when you rent jews to control your defense

you must be expecting visit

Japan has cool tech, but it's all stuff from the 90s that just works, they haven't really innovated in years. Was kinda disappointed about that when I went there

pretty sure the toilet has IoT capabilties but you probably dont want a russian hacker messing with your toilet

who likes water splashing on their ass? and i'd shit all over a dumb bidet

>Keeping up basic hygiene means you're a faggot

bidets are based, amerisharts need em for our corn syrup liquid shit but CNN hasn't told normies to do it.

ffs, we invented integrated bidets, but the gooks add a few fancy buttons and it's suddenly "japanese toilets", fuck you all

you all wipe your asses with mummy wrappings

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>the smell of shit and dirty underwear? yeah thats because im not a faggot
you sure showed us

we legit done some heinous shit with mummy wrappings, but that wasn't one of them, and it'd still have been way better than whatever you (literal) dirty asses are doing

most japs don't even use bidets, i've camped with those dirty bastards