BY GIANT FUCKING SPIDERS
BWAHAHA EAST COASTERS GET COLONIZED
Austin Brooks
Michael Moore
Looks cool to be honest, would adopt as a pet.
Aiden Martinez
First Lanternflies and now these? I guess it's time to get squashing. Eastcoast bros... we can fucking do this!
Jackson Adams
>We are all Australians now
RIP burgers
Connor Hughes
Haha insecticide go psshh
Jackson Fisher
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Evan Long
Looks like a golden Orb Weaver, I have those in my backyard every summer
Tyler Martin
Imagine the taste.
Hudson Johnson
Not gud.
Carson Taylor
I live in the east coast and if you think I'm going to let a bunch of stupid spider ruin my comfy walks you've got another thing coming buddy. We are the same people who fought in Valley Forge and Saratoga. These spiders don't know what they're getting themselves into. To Joro spiders I say: good luck and good fucking bye. I'll squash those mother fuckers every damn day like I did lantern flies.
Jonathan Walker
Bill Gates did it. Same with mosquitoes in Florida.
>falling from the sky
Fuck this bullshit.
Wyatt Gray
how you do that?
the woodniggers always bite me just bcoz
Isaac Nelson
ye, like the asian giant wasps or something from years ago that were going to decimate everyone
I wonder how that is going
Leo Adams
I snapped a pic of one of these in ny last summer. Never seen them before and there were 2 more in the same bush nearby.
Juan Baker
wow a parachuting spider just flew over my house
Henry Davis
Parachuting spiders?!?!?!?! Noooooooooo!
Jonathan Brooks
and invasive marine life comes from japan as well. they need to be tried for their crimes against nature
Lucas Foster
>Lanternflies
When I saw those thing last year I was like what the fuck is that thing. But apparently they dont really eat anything that hurts us. The damn stinkbugs are much worse as far as that goes.
Caleb Martinez
This user gets it.
Asher Reyes
If they eat chinese stink bugs, they are welcome at my house.
Andrew Williams
Apparently they do. Spiderbros can't get here soon enough.
Joseph Turner
A quarter of the earth assaulted by beasts of all kinds.
John Sanders
sboders xd
Josiah Reyes
>Researchers announce
Fake news. Daily dose of fear. There's spiders in the sky!!!
Wyatt Gomez
Remember the honey bee's dying and peak oil? Everything is a psyop.
Landon Sullivan
That's literally how spiders spread though, when spiderlings are born they balloon and travel everywhere, sometimes hundreds or thousands of miles.
Most of them die when ballooning though 95+%
Dylan Gonzalez
Fuck that I want these things here. I'll be throwing lanternflys and stinkbugs into their webs for them.
Blake Howard
>normal orb weaver
uh, they dont already have those there? thats even weirder
Tyler Martin
You're right and wrong. They only "fly" when they're tiny, but all the reporting is making it sound like they'll be falling from the skies full grown.
Connor Stewart
pimp daddy long legs comin to colonize yo beaches
Anthony Walker
agreed
what you said