Unironically thinking of doing Uber eats so I have some extra money to stock up on things lads. Might as well as the Financial system is close to collapsing.
Ryder Reed
stop the larp
Asher Garcia
Why aren't individual states suing the Biden administration for declaration of war without consent of Congress? Why is the constitution being ignored?
Jayden Taylor
you can add ur own tis just a template improve on it
fuck off you impersonator you're so obsessed with me
Luke Hall
eyup
Asher Powell
im the real josh btw got a couple cunts trynna be me
Cameron Scott
will the real slim shady pls stand up
Juan Torres
Watched the video, sad to see the once mighty Endurance sunk beyond any hope of recovery and colonised by invertebrate bottom feeders. Absolutely not a metaphor for anything.
I contacted that bruderhof (off-grid Christian community) in the UK and I received a reply about coming to visit. It'll be interesting to see how it all is.
when they deliver me 2nd bedframe on friday or whenever I think I'll probs give the delivery driver a few quid for a brew or something as a sorry for the inconvenience of tomorrow's cancellation if its the same one like feel tight
Camden Bennett
I need a pop, but I can hear my housemates in the kitchen. I don't want to socialize.
Robert Thomas
careful lad dont want any psychological damage none of that in regular british society of course
ordered a bedframe yesterday lad but changed me mind, want a different one instead tried to cancel but its already been dispatched and they told me to just refuse the item so it goes back to warehouse, then to cancel feel tight cos I'll be inconveniencing the delivery guy dunno why they can't just get in touch with him and say do not deliver?
John Roberts
fuck off you poser brindley road, runcorn be there in 10 minutes you wont
Jose Stewart
briniee
Aiden Garcia
Is that second bed for me?
Josiah Rodriguez
The finest little wooden ship ever built.
Nathaniel White
depends you gonna wear a maid outfit around the flat and cook me dinner?
Jackson Brooks
oioioi! i thought you were asexual stella?
Henry Sullivan
You're ID is an anagram of Arkham (asylum) I'm being psychologically damaged in this society, I'd probably get a wife easy peasy in one of them compounds.
Xavier Howard
ffs was in town like and stopped inna shop like and the lass on the tills said alri la but I was like sperging out like so said u wot la and she said nuffin and looked at the floor right sheepish then so I said don't worry about it love you have a good day and I hope she did after I said that to her, what am I like lads? hahahahahahaha so rAnDum ::holds spork::
ye what I mean lad, will tell him on phone when he rings like if its the same guy I'll just give him a few quid for the inconvenience on the downlow
Liam Rodriguez
ffs was was was in town liejk and stopped inna party pli ep bri shop like and the lass on the tills said alri lala but I was like splerging out like so said u wot la and she said nuffin and looked at the floor right sheepish then so I said don't worry about it l ahaha ave a lard ove you have a good day and I hope she did after I said that to her, what am I like lads? hahahahahahaha so rAnDum ::holds spork::
Dylan Sanders
imagine living in ireland and you can just say "not my problem" all day about whatever happens in europe. why do i have to live in the center of the heat...
Dylan Jackson
ffs had a shit but is was massive like and it made me willy do a sex wee then I had a piss la, I'm laffin at meself now like what am I like?
Landon Turner
fuck off you poser what a boring post
Daniel Turner
Fucking staff do tonight lads. Really cannot be holed going, there will be ample gossip and other shit but free food and booze is a hard thing to turn down.
Camden Phillips
fuck off kraut you're not meant to be here brit/pol/ for the british simple as out
Angel Bailey
I'm not your slave How is sleeping in separate beds sexual?
Joseph Price
ahahaha im joshe
Nolan Fisher
Q. Why did the BBC not do ANY-fucking-THING to commemorate the CENTENARY of the FIRST FLIGHT ACROSS THE ATLANTIC by Alcock and Brown? Was it racism? Because they were white males? If a negro stubbed their toe while stealing the first bicycle, they'd build a memorial to the event. Why are the BBC not celebrating the real achievements of genuine humans? In an open cockpit WWI BOMBER, ffs. And no autopilot to take over, like that american faggot Limpberger.
>How is sleeping in separate beds sexual? because necessarily it implies you want to sleep with him. you're a fake asexual stella. ive exposed you.
Jordan Lee
What are Germans saying about the whole Ukraine/Russia thing
Blake Nelson
ffs was was was in town liejk and stopped inna party pli ep bri shop like and the lass on the tills said alri lala but I was like splerging out like so said u wot la and she said nuffin and looked at the floor right sheepish then so I said don't worry about it l ahaha ave a lard ove you have a good day and I hope she did after I said that to her, what am I like lads? hahahahahahaha so rAnDum ::holds spork::
Cameron Butler
why do germans have a bugman mentality was it the communism la
Aiden Perez
Americans are screaming about paying £1 a litre.....
Give over. They're the sort who will blame it all on brexit, russia, covid or whatever new trend is in the news at the time and if they do get shanked by bobo for supplies they'll still be of the opinion of "turn the other cheek". Fuck them.
Luis Bell
ffs had a shit but is was massive like and it made me willy do a sex wee then I had a piss la, I'm laffin at meself now like what am I like?
Nicholas Flores
i probably speak better english than some of your lads. hell internet even made me think in english, i probably have more english thoughts over the day than german thoughts. i think one day it's time i move to people who speak english too.
Absolutely the dumbest take I've ever read. And I've visited ptg. You should be ashamed britpol...
David Kelly
didn't ask, don't care.
Kevin Nelson
ave a pie ahahaa
Robert Anderson
oi lads, cool it with the anti-semitism alright. it's bang out of order. wanna chat about the freemasons instead?
Andrew Scott
When I’ve had hard times in my life I read Shackletons accounts. The man was an absolute Chad. ‘Yes we’ve all been wrecked in the worst place in earth but now we will build a boat and sail off…oh ok yes wrong island right let’s build another boat and… ah ok wrong side of this massive mountain range let’s take the boats apart to use the nails in our boots as crampons and climb this massive mountain range and find the whaling station in the other side then go back and pick up the lads on the wrong island. ‘ He didn’t lose a single man. Absolute hero, and an inspiration. Well worth reading his works .
Oliver Hernandez
>FaggotFlag How many genders are there this week, lad? What does the latest flag look like? A dog threw-up in an M&Ms warehouse?
thinking in english usually only happens when you use the language a lot, took a while but now i more and more often think in english. using german is still more efficient though when reading and trying to understand stuff.
Real humans hear English. The rest hear some shite that sounds like a Bulgarian choking on his milkshake and their inner voice telling them they wish they'd been born British.
Tyler Taylor
i think 77th have done a decent job in derailing brit/pol/ over the past couple of months ffs