Take the bicycle pill!

She shits through her ass and I don't want any part of that degeneracy.

Pointless, just buy bike bags, they are really bulky and a lot of stuff fits in there.

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I have a bike. I enjoy riding it. I sometimes ride it for errands and work if I can. I also don't expect the rest of the world to bend around me as I do so.

I have one and its amazing, but my area isn't good for road biking.
The bicycle is truly the white mans choice of transportation, but it needs infrastructure.

imagine being so poor you drive a bike... good luck finding dates that want to ride on the back to a restaurant

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Yes coomer, bike girls usually have 11/10 butts, because of the cycling.

This is the new psyop right? Get everyone thinking cycling is “le based” so the Jews can ban cars.

>absolutely dogshit insane though
All women are.

I hope they ban cars.

yea, totally a psyop!

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based
if it's under 15 miles away, I'll always ride my De Rosa there
>If you're on a good CF frame with CF rims and aren't fat as fuck, you can hit 20-25mph on flats or 28+ on descents
>if you're trapped in a hazard zone (city) riding somewhere is almost always faster than driving
>99% of issues can be fixed roadside with like 3lbs of spare parts you keep in a saddlebag
>never need to pay for parking
>can't find somewhere to lock up? literally just bring that fucker in the building with you
>riding centuries and gran fondos is comfy as fuck
>get to totally ignore all traffic laws
>cops literally cannot follow you
>do not need to register
>do not need to pay tax
>do not need inspections
>no killswitch
>never get pulled over
>get to irritate karens and basedboys
>a uniquely satisfying road rage occurs when you piss off another cyclist and you're faster than them so they shoot their wad trying to catch up and scream at you as you speed away

protip for everyone on here who doesn't have a bike but wants one
don't fall for either the gay hipster steelframe commuter shit on /n/ or cop out and buy a Trek fredsled
Look for a frame on your own, either a good aluminum or carbon fiber frame and build it out yourself. If you're going to own a bike as a way to be independent, you need to know how to fix it, which means running cabling, adjusting your derailleurs, fitting and replacing brakes, swapping cassettes, and pressing BB's and headset bearings.
Get your legs and hips measured and get a seat fitted for your sit-bones, and pick out cranks that match your leg length.
get a good set of rims in 700x28C with road tires, and you will be able to go 90% of places on earth. Don't fall for the gravel meme. They're just roadbikes with big tires.
take care of it and it will take care of you

sometimes i wish i was a bike seat

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never ever

Bikes are only fun on downhill trails when youre going so fast that hiking Karens have to dive into the poison oak to get out of the way.

R u retard or pretend?

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Everyday to and from fren.

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the reality is worse, electric vehicles are being pushed because they can just turn yours' off if your social credit is low enough, for example. bicycles will probably give them a lot of pain.
very true
based and hikepilled

contemplate the aroma

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Too bad it's impossible November to May. With proper mountain bikes it just sucks

Women rub their pussies on the bike seat. Why are women so perverted?

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bikes are recreation not a viable mode of transportation for most people.

A hot chick once sat behind me after partying. She held on my body.

I-is that the Kehlsteinhaus?

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All these bitches are butterfaces.

I've always been surprised at the amount of Americans, especially younger ones, who don't know how to ride a bike (or swim). I use to have an old crappy bike I sold at my yard sale to some nigger kid. a NIGGER KID buying a bike (not stealing it) is proof that miracle can happen!
But I would love to buy me a really nice mountain bike to ride for fun in the summer.

How is it so incomprehensible to Americans that cars aren't the only way to get around

probably

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hm

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Checked.
youtube.com/watch?v=iL7nX9W3aOU

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women are constantly secreting vaginal discharge throughout the day. Imagine what happens when they sit on a bike like this for a long period of time.

>All these bitches are butterfaces.
all so tiring.

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>Be American
>I'm gonna bike to the store!
>It takes 2 hours because "our cities are designed for cars, not humans"

Me and my girlfriend ride our bikes everywhere. We also drive a car when we need to go somewhere far. Amazingly you can do both.

Cycling out of necessity is absolutely cucked no matter how many brap hogs you post.

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aber ich will dein, fahrradsattel sein.

I moved to an area innawoods and I don't want to drive to get to bike trails so I don't bike anymore I just wander the woods

Very nice post. It's good to know things

That's just flat out murder, hope the bus driver got life.

Fucks up your dick and makes you impotent - fuck that
Not to mention it’s gay as fuck

If you don't live in an urban shithole, everything is too far away. Even if you think suburban zoning should be broken up with more commerce and light industry, you can't do shit about it and riding a bike is just torturing yourself for some vain idealism.

Kids now grow up addicted to the internet and video games they dont care about riding a bike.

nah, walking/sprinting is better
biking is for fatties who want to lose w8
driving is fun when you are on a lonely road

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Why? Just because you can’t afford one

Great but it cannot replace a 1 to 2 hour commute to work
Also most bike locks are only a slowdown method not a deterrent

>bicycles will probably give them a lot of pain.
Hmm
>no taxes. Just buy one and you are all set
>zero fuel usage. Just some lubricants
>never skip leg day again
>no need for loicense
Yep. I'm thinking based. Still have my onthel

WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY BIKE THREADS ON HERE RECENTLY?

They're brainwashed by slutcore globohomowave

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Riding a bike is fun when you're 10.
Then it's shit and it only works out ur butt.

Its also unsafe to walk or bike along roads with no sidewalk, infrastructure is made for cars only mostly

>Use the bicycle everyday
>get chronic prostate inflammation
>Piss 20 times a day and cum in 3 sec
Nice.

fuck faggot bikes; i get over 70mpg in this bad bitch.

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spring

It hurts my ass

Brapp prices are cheap.

>a NIGGER KID buying a bike (not stealing it)
He just wanted to practice before he started stealing them

what?

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>signals but doesn't even look
lol

I see a lot more fatties walking and jogging than cycling. You can't really go on adventures on foot. I can ride my bike across the city and visit all the parks, beaches etc.

>using a dildo for a bike seat
Get a fat seat dipshit.

A majority of Americans live in highly urbanized areas, and probably over 50% live in cities. If you live in a city, biking is a viable option for you as long as you aren't a fat ass.

Riding a bike is fun. When it's not -20C I like to ride for recreation. It's a good adult toy.

shilling

Get a dirtbike for a sick ab workout while woods riding. Is there any pracrical workout that does the hip abductors/adductors, whichever is the bad girl machine at the gym.

based

>I posted one ok looking one 20 minutes later so I'm right
Nigger...

Scooterchads rise up

/n/iggers are desperate for attention.
tell them to just walk.

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All cyclists, at least in Italy, are unmistakably leftists and unsufferable ones too. Cyclists embody the sense of entitlement of the left; I’m “doing the right thing”, so I’m entitled to cut off your road, be a pain in the ass, and if you bump me I can sue you. It literally never ends well for those assholes; even other cyclists when they’re driving a car and encounter a cyclist start cursing their whole category, like they curse their mothers for being born. There’s no difference between being a cyclist and being a leftist, really.

Take the runpill, it’s actually useful if shit goes down and you rely on your body, also better for lung capacity. Slopes don’t help you as much. Don’t be a pussy, run.

On whether OP is a faggot or not, I reserve my judgement, but since the thread is still young I hope to bless it with some digits, if not, fuck jannies.

Also I’m phoneposting, so fuck me. Anyway, nice ass in OP.

we gaan

why are you so mad?

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Fuck bikes and fuck bike faggots. Most onions activity

waar naar toe?

Nice turdcutters on these broads.

I bike almost 10 miles to work (one way) and there are two gorgeous biking broads that I often "draft" aka pass the long commute by staring at their perfect asses. One is tiny and blond with long braided pigtails that almost touch her perfect round little ass. She wears a tight racing outfit too (they both do). Very pretty face, like what I'd imagine a viking princess would look like.

The other has a great ass but massive tits. I cannot wait until summer when she unzips her top and lets them out for air. I remember the first time I saw her, I was zoning out staring at her ass and then we stopped at a light and I saw her massive cans. I thought "no way IT GETS BETTER?!" and since then look forward to seeing her at least a few days a week on my commute.

Biking is fun for a coomer like me.

>Take the runpill, it’s actually useful if shit goes down and you rely on your body,
This is some weird logic. If shit goes down you can pack a lot more gear on a bike and also travel way further, way faster. You can also walk with your bike anywhere you can run/jog without it.

Alright hold the fuckin phone. How the fuck do you bussin tree seconds?

Bikes are for children. If your a non-poorfag or non-sōyboy adult you should just use a car instead

Because I have no tall white gf to crush me with her tits...

>be /n/igger
>shill for public transport
>get owned by public transport
What a way to go lmfao

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>fat ass
>spotless knobbies
>restaurant
not helping

Was easy to bike in my town. Lots of sidewalks to not be on the road like a faggot, but now we have actual bike lanes.

Would still bike if i didnt live an hour out of town now. Cant move back aince rent has skyrocketed due to faggots.

You're gonna end up preferring one cheek which causes asymmetry, same with coasting with the right foot forward. Another win for dirtbikes.

>Just drive a bike bro
>Just walk to your girlfriends and then walk back to your place, and use a bicycle
>Or just wait for a bus 30 minutes in freezing weather that won't take you home
>Also never be able to pick her up or fuck in the car, do it in public transport with 40 smelly albanians and boomers
>Fuck cars bro

>That's just flat out murder, hope the bus driver got life.
it was suicide

DOOD

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>getting your balls smashed all day

how does that fit in your shitty bags though ?

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They create traffic, pollution and noise.
We should have fuckloads of electric buses.

Driving a car is suicide. I hope you get squashed by a truck.

You forgot one thing
>Be a massive target for shitskin crims in urban enviroments

Cyclists are faggier than gays.

Get out of the road you Spandex wearing Lance Armstrong wannabe faggot.

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You still need to do squats and DL for power. Box jumps, preferably weighted for speed. Sprints for mostly anaerobic recovery speed. Also stretching is incredibly important for recovery and posture.

I used to bike everyday. After the third cyclist I knew was killed by a car I quit.