/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #472

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>Biden's oil requests snubbed by Saudis and UAE
>U.S. Deputy Sec of State Nuland admits to biolabs in The Ukraine
>China demands the US release more details regarding the 26 US-backed biolabs in Ukraine ASAP
>Putin signs decree banning exports from Russia, imports to Russia of certain products & raw materials until 2023
>Berdyansk, Kherson, Irpin, and Energodar have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and besieged
>US has banned russian oil, gas and coal imports
>US gas prices hit 4.17$ a gallon, an all time high
>Zelensky “ready to recognize” Crimea as Russian
>Zelensky: No longer interested in NATO
>Kiev Surrounded, M30 east of Kiev has Russian vehicles
>Ceasefires violated again after foreign students were evacuated
>Russia will ceasefire / attempt to evacuate civilians AGAIN tomorrow
>Irpin and Kiev mass exodus happening
>Irpin street fighting, Russia 22km from Kiev center
>Russia: Evacuation from Mariupol, Melitopol, Byrdansk prevented.
>European natural gas hits 2500, then 3800 euro/1000m3, a 6x increase in one month
>3rd round of negotiations ongoing
>Russia declares ceasefire in Kharkov, Melitopol, Sumy, and Kiev to allow for evacuation
>Reportedly explosions at the Kharkov research institute, which houses an experimental nuclear reactor
>Russia encourages Russian websites to migrate to Russian hosts in leaked documents
>Russian MoD dropped new info confirming the presence of US-backed biolabs in Ukraine

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>USA deputy secretary confirming the news about the 'biolabs'
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>Bio Labs Damage Control (Schitz poster was right)
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>Destroyed Ukraine Tanks
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>DNR flexes on bongs with captured NLAWs
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>Russian supply convoy attacked, ambushers annihilated.
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>I'm going to shoot down an att - ACK! ACK ACK!
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>Ipren
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>Ukraine Accidental Redpill
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>MORE DAKKA
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>Students rounded up like wild animal
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>Russian Cruise Missiles ZOOOM
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>funny man in a hat plants explosives in playground
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>More Ukrainian Equipment - Kherson
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>/our pajeet/ calls out Western bullshit
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>ABC journo is confused that Russians support the invasion
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>Buses arrived in Mariupol to evacuate civilians
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>Ukie TB-2 shot down by a russian SAM
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>Ukraine is Winn-ACK!
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>Joe Biden wake up 9/11
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>ZA SHTOOOOOOOOOO
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>Massive stacks of Ukranian equipment captured
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>War Crimes
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US is working with Ukraine to prevent biological research facilities from falling into the hands of Russians — Nuland
twitter.com/i/status/1501313109520175104

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Make russia russia again

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This thread is fake news

Your birth certificate is fake news.

Back to kvas talk, this one is best

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>>Bio Labs Damage Control (Schitz poster was right)
we do peaceful work here! come and see for yourself!
>>USA deputy secretary confirming the news about the 'biolabs'
BUT I'd hate to see the Russians find out the peaceful work we've been doing

Bumping for recycle

back-up

Nigger

I need invasion related names for the players of my blood bowl team bros.

So far got,
>Putin
>F Givi
>Z
>Bukhanka-chan
>ZA SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Ghost of Kiev
>Resurrecting VDV
>Russian Saboteurs
>Snake Island 13
>Russian death squads
>No Fly Zone
>Two more weeks
>Undead Chechens
>MAXIMUM INDIANS
>Roadcope
>Reddit Rambos
>Zunny
>Expired NLAW
>Steiners counterattack
>Dematerialising Il-76
>60 mile convoy
>US Biolabs
>Picklejar AA
>15 Billion A Day
>>Ukrainian Navy
>Cope Cage
>Mummy Natalia

Playing brets so the more the merrier, say if any are shit

I AM RECYCLED

Opinion on this theory?
"Zelensky and all the Jews in Kiev that hijacked the good will of the people when they tried to throw out Poroshenko and company, manipulated everybody. But since the, lots and lots of young Ukrainians were turning to hard nationalism and trying to find a new life among the ruins. This was becoming a big threat to Zelensky and co. and certainly to the global order. The last thing this globalist system needs is for Ukrainian youth (or any youth really) to become nationalist and take their country with their own hands.

Now Putin's handlers made up some fake shit in the East, putting in mobsters and other criminals to help run the racket. Truth was, they were laying some foundations down for this so called "invasion". But what is this invasion really? It's to protect the Jews in Kiev. Yes you heard me: Putin's gang invaded Ukraine to DEFEND the Jews and exterminate all the nationalist youth of Ukraine.

Putin isn't "fighting against Zelensky" and he absolutely is not "fighting against globalism". He's fighting, in his own words, "against the nazis". Against the nationalist youth. Note how the Western media latched onto this and turned Zelensky into some kind of hero, whereas in Ukraine he was treated like a joke and outright despised in many cases. This whole thing is a false flag."

hey guys, is it true that Vanguard bough half of Russia or not?

Reminder that nothing ever happens

Expired Igla :^)

Addendum to latest news but too wordy for OP

>america publicly demanding venezuela give part of its oil production to US as part of any easing of sanctions
>gas at all time high, likely to go up even more since joe hiden banned racist chud oil and got told to fuck off by opec
>natural gas for heating in europe now 8x higher than three weeks ago
>nickel has gone from 20k to 100k a ton in a week, nickel is the most important resource for electric car, battery, and other network needs
>wheat just keeps going up, america cant afford to cover the rest of the western world supply
>brazil tepidly neutral in the whole thing, just wants to make money
>india more and more pro-russian since maximum indians were being held hostage by ukrops
>venezuela might fleece the US by selling dirty oil at a huge markup (now very unlikely)
>iran probably going to have US begging for oil next
>OPEC already openly stating non involvement, leaning to russian sympathy because muh houthis
>poland trying to shyster the US by sending old MIGs to germany, and trading for new jets. Mostly because america/UK wanted to facilitate arms transports through poland, leaving poland exposed to retaliation
>China demanding to know everything about US biolabs worldwide

All in the last 48 hours

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I missed a couple threads... any new developments?

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I mean, a nazi to an old russian would mean a spreading empire in Europe knocking on Russia's door. NATO.

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>Journalist; Author, "Securing Democracy"; Co-Founder, The Intercept; Columnist, @CartaCapital
; HOPE Shelter (@abrigo_hope
); vegan; Insta: Glenn.11.Greenwald

Kys faggot

oh no. poutine is dying from terminal cancer

dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/vladimir-putin-dying-agony-terminal-26395464

msn.com/en-gb/news/world/vladimir-putin-has-terminal-illness-and-may-be-dying-from-cancer-ex-military-source-says/ar-AAUGV3G

who really believes in this crap?

ukrainian army in the kindergarden in odessa
t.me/swodki/36291

Nothing today, still under "ceasefire".

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Any dead redditors yet?

I would like Putin to continue the special operation after Ukraine. It would be cool to have access to the Baltic Sea in Belarus

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I fully expect reddit's mods to cover up any casualty reports.

The entire borderline of Crimea is under the control of the Russian Federation Forces.

Ukraine landlocked when?

No because muh ceasefire. War is boring as fuck right now

conscripts confirmed
Fuck this war man

when will you retards learn that left, right, commie, nazi etc have no meaning?
IT JUST MEANS I AM ON TEAM A AND I DONT LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE ON TEAM B.

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

I wrote you a poem. Sorry, it's in Russian, but it's really untranslatable.

Убивaть cвинюшeк,
Убивaть cвинeй.
Убивaть хoхлyшeк,
Зaбивaть cвинeй.

Зaчищaть cвинapник
Bмecтe вeceлeй.
Я хoчy нa пpaздник
Убивaть cвинeй.

УБИBATЬ CBИHEЙ БЛЯ,
УБИBATЬ CBИHEЙ,
УБИBATЬ CBИHEЙ БЛЯ
УБИBATЬ CBИHEЙ

AOЫЛOCOКЛЧOBATBЛ
AЛЛЧPBДЦOAЛCБAЬ
MЛBДЫЛCЗBЛЧДAPЛЧЧ
УБИBATЬ CBИHEЙ

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P*tin dead from cancer
R*ssia dead from sanctions
R*ssian soldiers dead from Javelins
>WE'RE WINNING GUYS

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Some unfresh content.

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Totally agree Poland bro, its a fucking travesty.

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Let's form a regional superpower Litbel

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how do I make kvas with something tasty, like lingonberries?

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>Some unfresh content.

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>It would be cool to have access to the Baltic Sea in Belarus
sorry Luka to get that privilege you have to be part of the Russian Federation

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Does it pop a wheelie everytime that gun fires?

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Didn't the usa used to be a thing?
You know... in the olden days.

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totally agree vaush-reddit-shill-9, its a fucking travesty.

Khru-Khru Literature Club

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Daily Star is a paper for subhuman bydlo peasants

Nah it's just a 2A72

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>BM-21 Grad
>The Virgin Zelenskyy
>Sleepy Joe
>Pollock MiG
>Ivan
Sorry, those are all shit.

Unrelated: reminder they were burning documents outside the ministry of intelligence like it was cool just as the war started.

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Reading comprehension Karl, use it.

Zed means dead.

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Why doesn't Putin just rocket where Cuckinsky is at ?

Everything is a lie unless I like what I am hearing.

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>oil and gas prices slowly recovering
Is it over, bros?

Why have their been no gains in a week?

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We're supposed to be friends with Israel.

Blyatiful.

Any Forums to Russia; "Are ya winning, son?"

>Zed means dead.

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“I grew up on the edge of the city. I’d witnessed so many shootouts by the age of 15 that I joined the North Patrol under Lieutenant Leon Satanbag. The pay wasn’t bad, but the tendies were ‘greasy.’ The greasiest tendies of all were those of Chief Disqualified Functionary Agoraphobe. He downed twelve tendies a day at Tendie Tavern (and who knows how many more back at home). But he was a good man. He worked twelve hour days to feed his enormous black market tendie fetish (or ‘appetites’ as he called it). But he was a good man. And when the officials of the Tendie Compliance Department tried to disrupt his way of life, he didn’t even blink. He just walked over, and disemboweled each one with a standard issue ballpoint pen. I was touched by his culture. And I was moved by the show of confidence. I was working for the man. But Satanbag was a staunch critic of the tendie fetishists. And in 1986 he launched the Two Tendie Policy Of The North Patrol And Allied Ambiguous Organizations-- driving the final nail in the coffin of the tendieculture-- and leaving Chief Disqualified Functionary Agoraphobe to make do with a pair of greasy tendies per day. The Chief flipped the fuck out on Satanbag. He popped him up. He number one rapped the shit out of him. And he bought Satanbag a set of chipped veneers on his way out of the history books. I honestly never really understood the appeal of the tendie. But I guess it’s like Chief used to say: ‘Get the fuck out of my office.’”

In Russia or internationally? After sanctions you would expect Russia to have a domestic oversupply of oil and gas and in perfect market conditions the prices for those things would drop.

Originally designed for the BMP-3 drone

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There will be peace talks tomorrow between Lavrov and Kuleba. Any predictions?

I don't mind if we get a piece of Poland

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>The price of Brent oil on the London ICE exchange is reduced by more than 5%, below $121 per barrel, follows from the trading data.

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I'm not reading all that shit nigger.

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>just a 30mm autocannon on top of a roided-up SUV
classic

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>the remix:
Убивaть гoмoглoбyc cвинюшeк ,
Убивaть гoмoглoбyc cвинeй.
Убивaть гoмoглoбyc хoхлyшeк,
Зaбивaть гoмoглoбyc cвинeй.

Зaчищaть cвинapник
Bмecтe вeceлeй.
Я хoчy нa пpaздник
Убивaть гoмoглoбyc cвинeй.

УБИBATЬ CBИHEЙ БЛЯ,
УБИBATЬ CBИHEЙ,
УБИBATЬ CBИHEЙ БЛЯ
УБИBATЬ CBИHEЙ

AOЫЛOCOКЛЧOBATBЛ
AЛЛЧPBДЦOAЛCБAЬ
MЛBДЫЛCЗBЛЧДAPЛЧЧ
УБИBATЬ CBИHEЙ

nope. thats literally exactly what they're doing. if you're falling for it you're even dumber than i thought.

Lmfao

vatniks will surrender unconditionally

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Ukrainians get more weapons and men while Putin dwaddles.

Years behind us Ivan.

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I used to buy it for me dad.
He loved big tits and stories about big tits.
That's why he was so fascinated by american politics.

Hey! Hands off of Poland that's ours!

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>files.catbox.moe/90hfnt.mp4
Was that incoming fire or incompetent outgoing fire?

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whats up with that video of a hind being shot down, i thought it was from some military test but everyone at work says its real. have we got an original source?

comfy

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>implying I'm from Poland

Nigger made me smile.

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lmao

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nice, oil prices are starting to drop.

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These are Ukrops right?