/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General # 736

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>Ceasefire at Sumy holds, allowing 5000 citizens to evacuate by bus & 1000 private vehicles
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>Russian forces likely to assault capital in next 24-96 hours, says ISW
>Major General Vitaliy Gerasimov, with Russia’s 41st Combined Arms Army, has been eliminated by Ukraine's military intelligence operators
>'cope cage' now an officially recognised term
>Russia offers to evacuate civilians but, only into Russia or Belarus, Ukraine brands this "immoral"
>Convoy north of the capital fails to make meaningful progress for 6th day amidst fierce resistance
>Kherson & Melitopol remain the only major cities under full Russian control, large protests in both cities
>Kremlin alleges to have found details of "secret US biolabs" & "secret Ukrainian nuclear weapon programme"
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If Kyiv isn’t taken before the war’s end I will consider this war to be a failure on Russia’s end.

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SOVL

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Do bots actually post here now?
This post didn't even make any sense.
What does Brandon have to do with Anti-Hypersonic Lasing Defense Systems?

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I just wanted to get here before the biolabs spammer

Nothing ever happens

SPELLED KIEV

The Anti-Hypersonic Lasing Defense System is the reason Brandon could not finish the AK .50

when is the next wave?

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Russia will most likely win this militarily, I think most of us agree.

Can Russia successfully install a new Yanukovych that is accepted by the West and by Ukrainians? Absolutely not. Even most people in Eastern Ukraine hates all of them now, and Russia can't afford to rebuild hospitals and doesn't even think the people affected are "people" that deserve help etc.
Can Russia afford to occupy Ukraine until the new puppets are accepted? No, they would have to send all their troops in, which is much more costly than this invasion. They will face an insurgency and continuing sanctions.
Can Russia afford to subjugate the populations with bombs and artillery if they refuse to give up their weapons and bend the knee to the installed Yanukovych? No, this will sooner or later lead to a China reaction and sanctions that will never end.

IT'S KIEV

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Testing, one two

Don’t care
I’m Rootin for Putin
>picrel

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even if it did wouldnt it still be pretty damaging to russia?

>Russia will most likely win this militarily, I think most of us agree.
i don't. not anymore.
i don't think they are capable of taking kiev. and even if they do, i don't think they are capable of doing an occupation.

Russian tank + cope cage completely destroyed by Ukrainian forces

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I honestly think they can't even win militarily anymore at this point.

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How are the peace talks going? I predict that war ends tonight with Ukraine giving up Donbass and promising to never join NATO.

Yeah Zelesky’s government will probably come out of this alive. They’ll maybe lose like half of the Separatist area and that’s it, not including diplomatic agreements

>Russia will most likely win this militarily
What do you mean by win? Russia literally didn't go in to conquer the Ukraine. They didn't expect resistance. Let alone extreme resistance. They went from De-Nazify, and De-Throne to. Guarantee our boys in the East and South and Disarm. They went from illegitimate government, to asking not so nicely. If they keep changing their demands eventually the Ukraine can be said to have won.
It could even be said, because of how extreme the initial demands were. The Ukraine has already won, as they are now a Russian recognized Government.

>promising to never join NATO.
Zelensky already said he will do that, he said that cause UAF is winning ofc

Cagebros, we got too cocky....

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I'm sitting here in a bunker room
It's just another shitty Sunday afternoon
I'm wasting my time, I got nothing to do
I'm hanging around, I'm waiting for you
But nothing ever happens and I wonder

I'm driving around in my tank
I'm driving too slow, I'm driving too near
I'd like to change my point of view
I feel so lonely, I'm waiting for you
But nothing ever happens and I wonder

I wonder how, I wonder why
Yesterday you told me 'bout the yellow blue sky
And all that I can see
Is just a yellow banan tree

What's the current real state of the Russian advance?
How much territory do they actually control right now?

STAR STREAK
STAR STREAKING ACROSSSSSS THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!11

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"US Intelligence reports a full-out Russian assault on Kiev will begin at approximately 02:00 hours Minsk time."

Was there even any possibility of Ukraine joining NATO? They had two active border disputes, that alone would keep them from being able to join.

I think in terms of attrition, Ukraine's forces, while certainly impressive and devoted, are losing a larger percentage of their strength per day. They don't have the capacity to risk a large push that takes out Russian artillery or more solidified positions.

You keep posting about other peoples gender identities. Projecting much? It’s ok if you want to lop off your dick; don’t be a jerk about it to others. Seek therapy my friend.

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Source?

You are General Manidedmenovich. You have been summoned by President Putin to explain why you have not yet taken Kiev. The meeting is in five minutes and will be televised live. What do you say?

Will they demilitarize and conquer the country, then just leave them to their independence?

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>Russia will most likely win this militarily
In what sense?
Their troops have completely ground to a halt, they have so little available transports they are resorting to moving troops around in dump trucks and the entire population of Ukraine want them out. They will be lucky to hold Kherson in a couple of weeks time if things continue as they are

>Kiev

Now why would a Western source use child-bomber spelling?

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KEK
Gold.

STARstreak is pretty cool btw
it's the fastest man portable missile in existence

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>Was there even any possibility of Ukraine joining NATO
They were trainig all day with nato, so yes, and if not they would improve UAF more and more.UA had probably before the war the most prepared ground forces simply cause it was trained and so on.
The russia is losing hard is quite a cope taking into consideration all data we have.

cool, if they actually start i'll have an excuse to not go to work tomorrow

KIEV will fall inside 48 hrs to Russia.
Screencap this.

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Kiev and Odessa are going to be absolute bloodbaths

trannyxixters...

If that thing were trying to leave my country it can go to the front of the line.

"Give me 100 nukes, Mr President and I'll conquer all of Europe for you within the hour."

Yeah as if NATO will let that happen

>weapons sales means you join them
In that case Finland should’ve been turned to dust long ago.
Ukraine could never join NATO, not while they didn’t recognize the Crimea Annexation or were still fighting those Separatists.

Pic ALWAYS related
>KIEV

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everyone knows russian soldiers can't resist gay sex, so the plan is to send troon brigades to infect them with AIDS

Russia is still gaining ground slowly but surely. They do not care about killing or protecting civilians (Russians don't even think most other Russians are humans), they don't care about losses of soldiers or cheap vehicles and they have a decent hold on the Southern coast. They can harm civilians until Zelenskyy feels the need to surrender.

As to Russia's political goals, they are not possible to achieve. All of Europe hates them or distrusts them, will want to cut off all fossil fuels ASAP, will massively increase military coordination and investments and will turn what remains of Ukraine into a fortress.

As officials are admitting taking Ukraine is not part of their plan

I don't think there is a definitive end as long as Putin is in power. The path at the moment is get control of Ukraine but fighting doesn't go away, the country's economy will be on its knees, China can't fix it all for them. So either something gives or Putin is battling to stay in power until death against the backdrop of Russia being much weaker than it was pre invasion

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europe will be fucked in 48 hours

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Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is VeeDeeVee Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Airport Like Nigga Use Your Ground Support Haha

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Why must amerimutts always make EVERYTHING about themselves. If we were in 1990 they'd probably accuse Kuwait of having some secret american labs.

Sam Hyde could commit any crime now and nobody would ever believe the evidence.

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fuck you

Lmao stop losing your retarder biolab spam Alex

It's fucking cringe

KEK
And what exactly can NATO even DO about it??
>nothing
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Then he's guilty of it since the Soviet Union/ Russian federation subverted the USA. On the surface they act as if the country was remotely conservative but that's just a ruse.

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Stop replying to bots, retard

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That looks neat

Do you guys think that history repeats itself?

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those darts look mean, is it easily operated?

"nO pOwEr SuPplY"
It's a nuclear power station - it creates its own power. Its not plugged in.

After Chernobyl 1
We bring you CHERNOBYL 2

The UE didn't do much aside from providing a few weapons that will fall into Russia's hand, the same is true for the USA btw.

As for the war itself, Russia basically conquered Ukraine in less than a month using only a small fraction of its army and without bombing it back to the stone age.

This war has pretty much proven that Russia could take on NATO by itself and absolutely crushes it.

still too early
we're at russo-japanese war equivalent right now
afterwards the ww1-equivalent must happen, and then the russian civil war 2.0

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MILAN

More milan are coming, said french gov. I recall a webm in Iraq in which french army used it against an ISIS vehicle

Yep, we're getting nuked

Hohol niggers can tongue eachothers anuses
>KIEV

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That a few wars too much for my taste tbqh

err noice
But how heavy is it as a manpad? I suspect something like that would weight a bit.

SIRENS IN KYIEV

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Russia wont take Kiev. It is worth nothing, and besides it is full of armed militias shooting at each other. The jew handed guns to all the criminals and nazis.

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>TASS : Putin will ban the export of cope

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Are you retarded on purpose or something? Chernobyl is basically on 24/7 Life Support and cannot fully power itself. It cannot power things like cooling or ventilation.

KIEV will fall.
>picrelated

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>@366150850
Weak bait.

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FUGG

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You are delusional and need to seek mental health